Piranhaconda Trailer! - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by Illuminatus (9303 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

#2 Posted by _Sojourn_ (18932 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Advice to white girls...Don't wear bikini's in the jungle...You will die...

#3 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

SMH

#4 Posted by Gambler (80655 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

I didnt watch but 10 seconds of it and I can tell its some SyFy nonsense. Its big, its bad, and it eats people.....F'n awesome lets go look for it o_O brilliant.

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#5 Posted by 0n1zuka (3714 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Piranhaconda vs. Sharktopus: Whoever wins, we all lose.

#6 Posted by jeanlucpicard (1820 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

This looks so bad, the acting is bad, the special effects are bad. THe acting is really bad. It's like channing tatum and john cena in the same movie.

#7 Posted by HolySerpent (11728 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Terrible

#8 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

@jeanlucpicard said:

This looks so bad, the acting is bad, the special effects are bad. THe acting is really bad. It's like channing tatum and john cena in the same movie.

Directed by Seltzer&Friedberg and Uwe Boll.

#9 Posted by The Stegman (13015 posts) - 1 year, 6 days ago - Show Bio

Screw Avengers, Dark Knight Rises and Prometheus...THIS is the movie of the year right here.

#10 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (6538 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

Ooooo. Sexy.

#11 Posted by _Zombie_ (9599 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

Screw Avengers, Dark Knight Rises and Prometheus...THIS is the movie of the year right here.

Nay, the movie of the century!

#12 Posted by The Stegman (13015 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ZombieBigfoot:

@The Stegman said:
Screw Avengers, Dark Knight Rises and Prometheus...THIS is the movie of the year right here.
Nay, the movie of the century!

Aye, Verily.

#13 Posted by ssejllenrad (11490 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

Syfy will just take any script out of the gutter and make it a film.

I'm submitting my own screenplay to them. Ninja Cowboy Zombies vs Alien Robo-Pirates! I'm betting they'll make it a movie in no time.

#14 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ssejllenrad said:

Syfy will just take any script out of the gutter and make it a film.
I'm submitting my own screenplay to them. Ninja Cowboy Zombies vs Alien Robo-Pirates! I'm betting they'll make it a movie in no time.

Already submited It, It's pending

#15 Posted by ssejllenrad (11490 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@utotheg38: Someone beat me to it? Fine... I'll write the sequel. NCZ vs ARP 2: The rise of the Fish Monkeys!

#16 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@ssejllenrad said:

@utotheg38: Someone beat me to it? Fine... I'll write the sequel. NCZ vs ARP 2: The rise of the Fish Monkeys!

Ah, Thinking out of the box. Well played, Well played. XD

#17 Posted by InnerVenom123 (27550 posts) - 1 year, 5 days ago - Show Bio

@Slight said:

Advice to white girls...Don't wear bikini's in the jungle...You will die...

#18 Posted by Nordok (693 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat: Close. It's Roger Corman, who was doing horrible movies long before those guys came along.

#19 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nordok said:

@CaioTrubat: Close. It's Roger Corman, who was doing horrible movies long before those guys came along.

Really?! I liked some of his movies such as Battle Beyond Stars and the Raven! He made some decent movies and people mostly remember him for his bad stuff. He is Brian DePalma compared than those guys.

#20 Posted by Nordok (693 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat: True. He's not consistently bad, but when he's bad, he's really bad. The SyFy channel is kind of a perfect match for him, in that regard: some very enjoyable films mixed in with a large amount of barely-watchable cinematic embarrassment, lol.

#21 Posted by Ms. Omega (3560 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

SyFy needs to be shot in the face for this crap.

#22 Posted by Nordok (693 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega: A bit extreme, but an understandable sentiment. I used to enjoy it when it was the "Sci-Fi" channel, and they played a lot of classic movies and series.

#23 Posted by Ms. Omega (3560 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nordok: Your right I do miss the old "Sci-Fi" they actually showed some decient things back then now its pure crap.

#24 Posted by Nordok (693 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega: I have the same complaint about the History channel.

#25 Posted by Ms. Omega (3560 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Nordok: LOL dont get me started on that channel :)

#26 Posted by Nordok (693 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega: "The History Channel: because as long as it's not being broadcast live, it's technically history."

#27 Posted by mikethekiller (7029 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

That trailer was good for some laughs

#28 Posted by k4tzm4n (30916 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Has anyone ever done the research to see if these movies actually make or lose money for the SyFy channel?

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#29 Posted by Nordok (693 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

@k4tzm4n: You know, if they really want to boost ratings, they should purchase the rights to MST 3K, hire as many of the original cast and crew that they can, and reboot that series, allowing them to mock their own movies. I would watch THAT.

#30 Posted by Illuminatus (9303 posts) - 1 year, 4 days ago - Show Bio

The best thing the SyFy Channel does these days is occasionally rerun old episodes of The Twilight Zone and The X-Files.

#31 Posted by Nefarious (16250 posts) - 1 year, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Oh dear...

#32 Posted by Primmaster64 (21131 posts) - 1 year, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Dafuq?

#33 Posted by Soulstealer (825 posts) - 1 year, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

The best thing the SyFy Channel does these days is occasionally rerun old episodes of The Twilight Zone and The X-Files.

I don't know I kind of like Lost Girl even if it is Changeling: The Lost, the television series.

#34 Edited by Donovan Montgomery (5264 posts) - 1 year, 2 days ago - Show Bio

idk, I think the piranhaconda looked pretty good......"ah, just take me", lol, classic in the making I tell ya ;)

#35 Posted by Illuminatus (9303 posts) - 1 year, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@Soulstealer said:

@Illuminatus said:
The best thing the SyFy Channel does these days is occasionally rerun old episodes of The Twilight Zone and The X-Files.
I don't know I kind of like Lost Girl even if it is Changeling: The Lost, the television series.

Haven't gotten around to watching Lost Girl. How've you been liking it?

#36 Posted by Soulstealer (825 posts) - 1 year, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@Illuminatus said:

@Soulstealer said:
@Illuminatus said:
The best thing the SyFy Channel does these days is occasionally rerun old episodes of The Twilight Zone and The X-Files.
I don't know I kind of like Lost Girl even if it is Changeling: The Lost, the television series.
Haven't gotten around to watching Lost Girl. How've you been liking it?

I like it actually. Its production values aren't so high all in all but I find that I like the characters and the stories. You're not gonna get Shakespearean theater, but it's fun and interesting at times.