One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead men got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't, see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play, A dumb man went to shout "hooray!" A paralysed donkey passing by, Kicked the blind man in the eye, Knocked him through a nine inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all, A deaf policeman heard the noise, And came to arrest the two dead boys, If you don't believe this story’s true, Ask the blind man he saw it too!
You Know... I really dont know what to think about our brother in faith King Saturn... I really though he was a clean moral man of the faith but the other day when we went in his room... we found some rather explicit tapes that showed us a whole different side of the King...
"He loved the Hokey Pokey, and this caused problems for the morticians when they were putting him into the coffin. They'd put his left foot in, and..."
"here lies....(INSERT YOUR NAME HERE)...in his grave he asked us to place his dbz mangas in the grave....but unfortunatly they were missplaced in storage....SOOO yeah.....just put him in the ground yo!"
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