#1 Posted by TheDrifter (24789 posts) - - Show Bio

Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?"

#2 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

"Well, that was fun"

....

Actually, that could be kinda cool to hear.

#3 Posted by Asymmetrical (23748 posts) - - Show Bio

"Well, at least the bicycle came out okay, I still never understand how it survived going off that cliff but I guess his body cushioned the blow."

#4 Posted by Jax (6182 posts) - - Show Bio

"(insert real name here) was a little b!tch"

#5 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

"....when he thought he could fly"

#6 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (22571 posts) - - Show Bio

When's the will being read

#7 Posted by TheDrifter (24789 posts) - - Show Bio

"autoerotic asphyxiation....gone horribly wrong

#8 Posted by Wisppeons (3889 posts) - - Show Bio

Ni99a

#9 Posted by Future Predators (109 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahahahhahahahaha, you never came close to universal domination.  By then however, I would have uploaded my personality and brain into a robot shaped exactly like Grigor II from empire earth I.  Then I will kill whoever said that.

#10 Posted by Matches (254 posts) - - Show Bio
Wisppeons said:
"Ni99a"
bad
#11 Posted by Paragon (7283 posts) - - Show Bio

"...We are still searching for the other pieces."

#12 Posted by Vance Astro (89534 posts) - - Show Bio

He won't be missed.

Moderator
#13 Posted by Erik (32505 posts) - - Show Bio

"Meh. Who wants lunch?"

#14 Posted by Paragon (7283 posts) - - Show Bio

"...and then the monkeys came."

#15 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio
Paragon said:
""...We are still searching for the other pieces.""
Paragon said:
""...and then the monkeys came.""

LOL! Hahaha!
#16 Posted by Vance Astro (89534 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hey....Hey...stop trying to tip the casket!!!"

Moderator
#17 Posted by Darkchild (41922 posts) - - Show Bio

"Wow....cant believe he fit into the coffin."

#18 Posted by Asymmetrical (23748 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
""Wow....cant believe he fit into the coffin.""
lmfao
#19 Posted by Darkchild (41922 posts) - - Show Bio

"Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this

#20 Posted by TheCreator (9 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
""Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this"
what's not to get? someone is saying good that your dead. I don't think anyone would want to hear that...
#21 Posted by Super-Buster (2567 posts) - - Show Bio
TheDrifter said:
"Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?""
Thread stealer!
#22 Posted by Darkchild (41922 posts) - - Show Bio
TheCreator said:
"Darkchild said:
""Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this"
what's not to get? someone is saying good that your dead. I don't think anyone would want to hear that..."
Nope you didnt get it. just let it fly back over your head
#23 Posted by Buckshot (19356 posts) - - Show Bio
Super-Buster said:
"TheDrifter said:
"Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?""
Thread stealer!"
Yeah, that's pretty low.
Moderator
#24 Posted by TheCreator (9 posts) - - Show Bio
Darkchild said:
"TheCreator said:
"Darkchild said:
""Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this"
what's not to get? someone is saying good that your dead. I don't think anyone would want to hear that..."
Nope you didnt get it. just let it fly back over your head"
but I can't let your intelligence surpass me!!! I refuse to!!! goes off to try and figure it out
#25 Posted by Ash Wilson (137 posts) - - Show Bio

"Okay, here's the poking stick. Your turn Dave..."

#26 Edited by Christella May (179 posts) - - Show Bio

i didt know she knew how to tie a KNot

#27 Posted by Dark_Watcher (141 posts) - - Show Bio
Buckshot said:
"Super-Buster said:
"TheDrifter said:
"Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?""
Thread stealer!"
Yeah, that's pretty low."
Damn
#28 Posted by Christella May (179 posts) - - Show Bio

"Why is she wearing that int he casket"

"why is michael jackson her pall bearer"

#29 Posted by Business Patron (139 posts) - - Show Bio

"Wait... this is (insert name here)'s funeral? Oh I thought it was for(insert your rivals name here), guess I could leave then."

#30 Posted by Wisppeons (3889 posts) - - Show Bio
Matches said:
"Wisppeons said:
"Ni99a"
bad"

what? thats what I dont want said at my funeral
#31 Posted by Christella May (179 posts) - - Show Bio
Wisppeons said:
"Matches said:
"Wisppeons said:
"Ni99a"
bad"

what? thats what I dont want said at my funeral"
shout me either better yet

i dont want someone to say Ni99a's then shake their head
#32 Posted by pixelized (49086 posts) - - Show Bio

"Smack That"

#33 Posted by Wisppeons (3889 posts) - - Show Bio
Christella May said:
"Wisppeons said:
"Matches said:
"Wisppeons said:
"Ni99a"
bad"

what? thats what I dont want said at my funeral"
shout me either better yet

i dont want someone to say Ni99a's then shake their head"
word
#34 Posted by bioghost (1275 posts) - - Show Bio

may the devil cut the head off you and make a day's work of your neck.

#35 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (22571 posts) - - Show Bio

I dont want some to say


this is why [-] folk can't have anything

lmfao

#36 Posted by Dark_Watcher (141 posts) - - Show Bio

Damn, I would've tap that, Wait, I still can.

Someone open the casket!

#37 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (31222 posts) - - Show Bio
Snort "Ha, I can't be serious looking at that face."
#38 Posted by Methos (40536 posts) - - Show Bio
"Damn, i told him to duck..."

M
#39 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (31222 posts) - - Show Bio

"I think one of his eyes is open."

#40 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (22571 posts) - - Show Bio

"HA!"

#41 Posted by Slinger (5779 posts) - - Show Bio

"He died doing what he loves, ___________."

#42 Posted by Darkchild (41922 posts) - - Show Bio
Methos said:
""Damn, i told him to duck..."

M"
LMAO
#43 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (22571 posts) - - Show Bio

Was it that good...

#44 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (31222 posts) - - Show Bio

"Poke him."

#45 Posted by Sparda (15795 posts) - - Show Bio

"....he died instantly.....the next day"

#46 Posted by Ash Wilson (137 posts) - - Show Bio

"Obviously javelin was not her sport..."

#47 Posted by PRIMAV3RA (22571 posts) - - Show Bio

She's ken jennnings cousin :P

#48 Posted by Wisppeons (3889 posts) - - Show Bio

"why is his Johnson hanging out"

#49 Posted by ThisIsGonnaHurt (31222 posts) - - Show Bio
Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip
#50 Posted by pixelized (49086 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm finally Freee"