Phrases I'd Rather Not Be Used at My Funeral

Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?"

"Well, that was fun"

....

Actually, that could be kinda cool to hear.

"(insert real name here) was a little b!tch"

"....when he thought he could fly"

When's the will being read

Ni99a

Hahahahahahhahahahaha, you never came close to universal domination.  By then however, I would have uploaded my personality and brain into a robot shaped exactly like Grigor II from empire earth I.  Then I will kill whoever said that.

"Ni99a"

"...We are still searching for the other pieces."

He won't be missed.

"Meh. Who wants lunch?"

"...and then the monkeys came."

""...We are still searching for the other pieces.""

""...and then the monkeys came.""

"Hey....Hey...stop trying to tip the casket!!!"

"Wow....cant believe he fit into the coffin."

"Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this

""Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this"

"Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?""

"Darkchild said:

""Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this"

what's not to get? someone is saying good that your dead. I don't think anyone would want to hear that..."

"TheDrifter said:

"Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?""

Thread stealer!"

"TheCreator said:

"Darkchild said:

""Bueno Bueno" im pretty sure only me an Methos will get this"

what's not to get? someone is saying good that your dead. I don't think anyone would want to hear that..."

Nope you didnt get it. just let it fly back over your head"

"Okay, here's the poking stick. Your turn Dave..."

i didt know she knew how to tie a KNot

"Super-Buster said:

"TheDrifter said:

"Like Buckshot's blog....List Phrases you do NOT want used at your funeral

_____________

"Damn, Is this everyone?""

Thread stealer!"

Yeah, that's pretty low."

"Why is she wearing that int he casket"

"why is michael jackson her pall bearer"

"Wait... this is (insert name here)'s funeral? Oh I thought it was for(insert your rivals name here), guess I could leave then."

"Wisppeons said:

"Ni99a"

bad"

"Matches said:

"Wisppeons said:

"Ni99a"

bad"

what? thats what I dont want said at my funeral"

"Smack That"

"Wisppeons said:

"Matches said:

"Wisppeons said:

"Ni99a"

bad"

what? thats what I dont want said at my funeral"

shout me either better yet

i dont want someone to say Ni99a's then shake their head"

may the devil cut the head off you and make a day's work of your neck.

I dont want some to say


this is why [-] folk can't have anything

lmfao

Damn, I would've tap that, Wait, I still can.

Someone open the casket!

"I think one of his eyes is open."

"HA!"

"He died doing what he loves, ___________."

""Damn, i told him to duck..."

M"

Was it that good...

"Poke him."

"....he died instantly.....the next day"

"Obviously javelin was not her sport..."

She's ken jennnings cousin :P

"why is his Johnson hanging out"

"I'm finally Freee"