Oral sex is banned in these four states but.....

I like to blow eggs.

Great minds tend to think alike! I hope one day Georgia can realize that love between a man and a corpse is natural. Anyone who are against us are just prudes. I mean when people see me and my lover have sex, people be like:

But in a perfect world, people would be like:

And I would be like:

Is this for real?

I miss you......Yokergeist :(

I bet it was a bunch of Christian politicians that banned it.

i find both revolting

Blowjobs bring people together.

@thesexyloser: I blame old spice!!!!

@cgoodness: You find oral sex revolting?

Lolwut!?

That's stupid, I remember hearing this before. Idk why its illegal or why its anybody else's business, as long as its not being done in public it shouldn't be a problem.

@jaken7: Lmao, remember this thread? It feels like it's been much longer than 23 days.

@wolverine08: @jaken7: there's pee residue in sperm so yes i find oral sex gross

@cgoodness: Oh my goodness, you must be really young. Lol.

I'd suggest taking some basic sex ed courses. That will tell you where you're misinformed, and help relieve some of the stigma you have.

Also, there's a federally regulated amount of rat sh*t, urine, and other animals feces that is allowed in everything we eat...so there's that.

Not to mention that you don't actually need to swallow or even have sperm in your mouth to give oral sex to males. He can ejaculate elsewhere.

@jaken7: Off topic, but could you bump this for me?

http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/black-panther-vs-spider-man-681076/#150

I'm baiting Laflux...

It's funny because no one listens to these laws.

But seriously though, this really sucks for the people living there.

@jaken7: Um you do see my profile pic correct? Im a grown man and id appreciate it if you talked to me as so. And to correct you yes their is urine in semen link

@cgoodness: I'm on mobile so I can't see profile pics.

Yes, semen comes out of the urethra, so I'd be very surprised if there weren't trace amounts of urine found in it.

There's also trace amounts of urine and feces in our drinking water, there's fecal matter on something like 80-90% of cellphones, I'm sure you get pee on you every time you take a piss. Splash back is pretty unavoidable. It's not a big deal.

I'm surprised you haven't gotten a blowjob by your age. I'm positive that would stop all your apprehension towards oral sex.

@jaken7: You should probably try to not get into matters that are personal and that you are also wrong and ignorant about, you see how it can be disrespectful and/or rude? And theirs a difference between fecal matter on cellphones and liquid that just passed through the urethra.

Unenforced law that doesn't matter. So. Who cares? You literally walk up to a cop and say "I perform oral sex to my girlfriend every night." and nothing will happen. It's just a pointless law that's never been gotten rid of. So no need to get your panties into a bunch.

LOL

@cgoodness: I'm not getting into anything personal that you did not bring up yourself by personally generalizing all oral sex as "revolting."

If I'm ignorant or wrong, please enlighten.

If what I gave as examples are somehow different (in your view) than there being trace amounts of urine in your average load, then you have very strange standards.

@jaken7: But you did try to get personal, you brought it up, should i assert to the public you have had such sexual encounters because you are saying its not gross? Of course not, its your personal business, and at the very least you ask someone before making accusations. And also its 16% of cell phones that contain fecal matter that is a result of people not washing their hands and contains E. coli that can get people sick which is also gross. And im going to ask you to stop trying to debate me because you are coming off rude

@cgoodness: Sure go ahead, because that's true.

I heard an entirely different result from a study done. They talked about it on one of the late night shows. The percentage was around 90. I doubt I'm misremembering it, but I suppose it's possible that I am.

I wouldn't really call this a debate, but ok. It's your choice not to engage. However, I'm not being rude. I'm being incredibly civil. You may just be perceiving me as rude because I disagree with you.

@jaken7: You'll be blessed for advocating for blowjobs.

@wolverine08: I didn't think I'd ever need to!

They kind of speak for themselves...

...not that you'd know ;p

@jaken7: " I'm surprised you haven't gotten a blowjob by your age" "If what I gave as examples are somehow different (in your view) than there being trace amounts of urine in your average load, then you have very strange standards" you do see how that comes off rude correct? And i have no problem with people performing oral sex, i just personally find it gross and try to do other acts instead

Thats why i happy to be in Georgia, we don't have that law. Only stupid i can think of is the one that says u can't have an icecream cone in ur back left pocket on a Sunday.

@cgoodness: The first comment is a little snarky, I admit. But, I was being genuine, and truly was surprised. Saying you have strange standards is nowhere near rude. Especially on the internet.

Just seems a little hypocritical. You don't think getting one is gross, but giving it out is? So asking your girlfriend/boyfriend for one would basically be the same as knowingly asking them to perform a revolting act? Would you think them lesser of a person if they did it for you? Would you consider them gross?

I'm just trying to understand where you're coming from.

I love how your own trap backfired on you :P

Just go kick rocks Spider boy....

@wolverine08: :)

I'll burn this smile to the ground....

I can send you a PM if you really want to know

@cgoodness: Yeah sure. If it's from experience or some other personal reason, that's definitely the best way to continue anyways. Don't want you to feel pressured into publicly telling me something that makes you uncomfortable.

There are so many outdated laws everywhere and the cost of going through them all and getting them struck and/or amended isn't worth the trouble. These are more to be laughed at and should an expectation be put forward to have the law applied to anyone, then it should be dealt with accordingly. Federal over-rides state/provincial/civic laws.

Where at in GA

Sometimes I think I'm like Kit Fisto if he went to the Dark Side......

STEAK AND BLOWJOB DAY!!!!!!

@laflux: Steak and NJ day needs to hurry up.

NJ day? I hope that N doesn't stand for nuts, but then again you and Comicstooge have been close :P

Well I celebrated half of Steak and Blowjob day this year :P

@laflux: What, eating steak?

Cant get a blow job in 4 states?

Supreme Court knocked those down as unconstitutional years ago. (Consenting Adults can basically do what they want to eachother, short of killing each other.)

Problem is, any time someone tries to repeal one of the laws, they slap on a bunch of riders. (aka, Pork.)

So the law that repeals the law against consentual sodomy might also contain a tax break for orange growers.

@laflux: You didn't get nothing.

Nope. I didn't even realize that Steak and Blowjob day exsisted until a few days after, otherwise I would have had a steak after I go back home :P

@laflux: LIES, you probably had steak at Wood Ranch or something

@biteme_fanboy: I think it was in some smaller town, Idk where excatly......