OOC Rap Duel r2 -- TTBA vs. JakeN7 -- VOTE

@thetruebarryallen: @jaken7:

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

RULES

• General forum board rules still apply.
• After one battle post, you must wait for your rival to respond.
• Each battle post can only contain ten (10) lines.
• Two (2) battle posts per user for each tournament round.
• If opponent does not reply in five (5) days, they are disqualified.
• After all battle posts are used, five (5) votes are needed for someone to win.

Get to it!

@thetruebarryallen I know I'm gonna have to wait an eternity this round anyways, so do you want to go first or should I start us off? :P

This should be good.

I think TTBA will pull this off, even though I'm rooting for Jake. :3

If you'd like to go first - feel free, I won't be able to get a post up until this Saturday or Sunday, currently studying for my first Organic Chemistry exam :3

We'll see what happens - as Jake has dubbed me I'm MC Gimmick :D

Well, he's either got to do the Shakespeare gimmick again and end up looking repetitive, or he's got to think up a whole new gimmick. And I could always decide to be gimmicky too if I felt like it. So, call me biased, but I'm not as confident in TTBA as you are. xP

While it might've been a "gimmick" you have to admit my lyrics last round were clever as the dickens.

Kk. I'll get it up tonight if I'm lucky. If not, expect it tomorrow. I'm at work now and it's really hard to get inspired while doing the most menial task on the planet. :/

Don't even pretend you don't love your new rap name!

Wait, what is it that you do again?

Data entry for the IRS. *shoots self*

Finally.. let's see some bars.

This is gonna be good.

Interesting.

Jake verse 1

Hey there Barry Allen, or should I say Aaron? I'm the Baron./

Call me von Strucker, motherfucker (oh no, I swore! Don't tell Saren!)/

Cuz I'm gonna take you and 12 of your blithering, blathering brethren and stuff y'all in a 500 degree oven, I ain't bluffin'. We'll call it a baker's dozen./

My conscience: Yo, yo, yo. Hold up. I ain't trying to make you choke...but was that a holocaust joke?

Me: What's the fuss? It ain't off limits to discuss.

My conscience: But makin' light ain't right.

Me: If I wanted to heed your advice, I would've thought twice before lyrically murdering this pale pretty boy of weiss.

My conscience: Weiss?

Me: German for white.

My conscience: For f***'s sake, Jake! Quit it with this Nazi sh!t.

Me: Well stop having a fit and just let me spit!

My conscience: Just watch what you say, ok?

My aim is to be more tame as we continue this game/

You may have battle forum fame, but your lyrics? They lame. My lyrics? They maim./

I'm a dude, you're a dame. I'm like Fort Minor, so you better Remember the Name./

I'm so good the whole audience just came. B!tch, if our respective coasts were speedsters, the result would be the same./

Sorry Barry, but like Wally, West is the best. In your heart you know it's true, so you ought to listen to your chest./

@thetruebarryallen *tosses mic* You're up.

@frozen: @knightsofdarkness2: @dbvse7: @xwraith: @dagmar_merrill: @dccomicsrule2011: @joygirl: @dboyrules2011@monsterstomp@The_Deathstroker@deathstroke02 First verse is up. Thought I'd try and do a gimmick like TTBA. :3

*claps*

...not bad.

@jaken7: I think of you as one of the funniest Viners, and that made me laugh more than anything else I've seen from you.

(I mean that as a positive)

Damn.

Hmmm not bad. Pretty good in fact LAL.

Yuss. *fist pump*

I almost went more offensive, but I figured it would just turn people off. I mean, last battle I did 9/11, and now I've done the holocaust...so what the hell is next? I think trying to be semi-clean for that second half was actually a rather fun challenge.

Fanks! :B

@jaken7

Clearly, you have a pretty dark sense of humor.

@epictayman: Gracias! I'm digging the (blonde Ariana Grande?) gif.

@jaken7: lol its Iggy Azalea ofcourse, but anyways your welcome! you have some bars

I'm a failure at pop star identification! T_T

@jaken7: There's 13 in a baker's dozen. Not 12.

@jaken7: You have heard the song fancy?? right? lmaao i guess not then

@jaken7: I don't always think of myself having one, but I still laugh at black humor.

(That was not a well-constructed sentence).

No stupid cause look, a dozen is 12. Duh. Dummy. Why'd they call it a dozen if it's 13?

I don't think I have. :(

I need to stop putting numbers in my raps. Both times that I've had to immediately edit my verses after they went up were because I wrote the wrong number in the middle of it.

#F_U_MATH

LOL.

That rap was gold, but I'm not gonna lie the Bakers Dozen slip that Jonez pointed out has me rolling.

Jmarshmallow

@epictayman said:

Mmmh!

@jaken7: Great verses, brah. But...

Are you serious?

I was going to be Anti-Jake because of the holocaust stuff but then he said Wally is better than Barry so that brought me back in

@jaken7: And I feel like I should add that it wasn't really the Holocaust reference itself that made me fall over laughing, but the "internal monologue" that followed it (that and "don't tell Saren").

@jaken7: Iggy's not much better then decent on any of all the songs I have heard.

That was ok.

LAL.

Stupid bakers!!!!

Don't even give me that! In that gif, they look nearly identical!

That makes me want to somehow write a Wally > Barry reference into a holocaust joke.

Those were my favorite parts actually. ^-^

I wouldn't know.

@jaken7: I was just letting you know my opinions.

Maybe I need to listen to her songs now. Lol

I guess great minds do think alike.

But they don't even look similar...

@deathstroke02: Emphasis on

Oh... I see...

But they don't even look similar in that gif.