OOC Rap Duel r2 -- DCCR2011 vs. MS -- VOTE

@dccomicsrule2011: @monsterstomp:

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE

RULES

• General forum board rules still apply.
• After one battle post, you must wait for your rival to respond.
• Each battle post can only contain ten (10) lines.
• Two (2) battle posts per user for each tournament round.
• If opponent does not reply in five (5) days, they are disqualified.
• After all battle posts are used, five (5) votes are needed for someone to win.

Get to it!

...hmph.

Alright MS.. take down this guy.

@monsterstomp: Let the games begin!

LAL. At least one of the Comicvine brothers will win, since you're out. :3

That being said, which flow should I drop here, my Comic flow, Anime flow, Star Wars flow, Biblical flow, Yu-Gi-Oh! flow, of just a flow filled with double entendre, and puns?

@dccomicsrule2011: I guess you're first. Or do you want me to go?

MS gonna take this

LAL.

I see I'm the villain in this one. :3

@dccomicsrule2011: nah im just a hater

...just f*cking spit already.

: P

Doesn't really matter to me. LAL.

@monsterstomp: @dccomicsrule2011:

umm when is this gonna start

@monsterstomp:

Let's get this started shall we? This verse will have several reference to pop culture, so be prepared for the lyrical onslaught

God's verse 1

On this mic, I'm a cannibal, like Hannibal, Lector, with puns that scramble your brain like HectorHammond, you trash, boy, I call a spade a spade like Daemon/

Whenever I take off with the pencil and pad, it's like I'm writting in the DeathNote, because It's always murder for my opposition, while simultaneously releasing more energy than a nuclear fission, I make you go poof like The Dark Magician/

I'm always a Melo, fellow, but that's only when I'm not giving my opponents out L's, just face it dude your rhymes are stale and frail, and I'm going to send you packing like shipping mail/

You're aren't close to being Near me, my Light would shine bright, and illuminate the night even if I was the the center of a singularity, the difference between our lyricism is beyond hilarity/

I'm about to go Kanye West, Monsteron you, and this stomping was years overdue, look into your heart dude you know it to be true, I would let you have your turn, but I just split the stage in two/

If you want to play p**sy, then prepared to be brutally f***ked son/

My d!ck is bigger than Dick and Moby this sh!t just turned into Fifty Shades of Gray-son/

I feel for you, because you're dealing with a poetic powerhouse, bullsh!t subtracted, and when this match-up it contrasted, the size difference it's like comparing a tower to a field mouse.

DC's a God of destruction, and killing MC's is the primarily reason for me to exist, I guess that makes me Da Divine Shinigami/

You're talking to the a a warrior that always wins his lyrical wars, you take this sh!t for granted, you're not Granite, which explains why you're soft like a paper soldier and I'm folding you # Origami

@jaken7: @epictayman: @dagmar_merrill: @russellmania77: @dboyrules2011:

First verse up guys...I hope it's decent.

@dccomicsrule2011: That was pretty impressive.

Thanks.

^__^ I like how I found a way to sneak the Big 4 Death Note characters into my rhyme scheme..lol.

@dccomicsrule2011:

@dccomicsrule2011: Going to pretend the Kanye references weren't there, and just focus on the killer Death Note lines some more.

Whenever I take off with the pencil and pad, it's like I'm writting in the DeathNote, because It's always murder for my opposition, while simultaneously releasing more energy than a nuclear fission, I make you go poof like TheDark Magician/

I'm always a Melo, fellow, but that's only when I'm not giving my opponents out L's, just face it dude your rhymes are stale and frail, and I'm going to send you packing like shipping mail/

You're aren't close to being Near me, my Light would shine bright, and illuminate the night even if I was the the center of a singularity, the difference between our lyricism is beyond hilarity/

This...this right here. This WAS truly "godlike." *claps*

I actually didn't catch those at first, because I've never seen Death Note (and I don't have that much interest in it).

But all the others I got - I loved the way you worked Dick Grayson into there.

*claps*

...wow.

Thanks Jake! ^__^

Now, we await with Monsterstomp has in-store for us...

Hehe. That's my lewd sense of humor kicking it. :3

@epictayman said:

@dccomicsrule2011:

Thanks!

That was impressive.

@dccomicsrule2011: Now that's what I've been waitin for -slow claps-

No beat? We can't have a rap battle without a beat!

@dccomicsrule2011: *pity claps*

@xlr87t3: I got your beat here, bruh.

Yo let me kick this off with a very sad story - Too late, dawg, you just told it, and it sounded boring

I rhyme so tight, boy, I'm siphoning your glory - You need to go home, DC, its about to get gory

You hope to win 'cause you're all about the technical - Electrical, it seems, but I'm still a little sceptical

It ain't professional, this is reality - and in actuality, your lyrics are out of formality, can you fathom the criticality?

In other words you're a worm to my python like a God is to a Titan - I smell the pheromones of your sweat when I'm typing

Your constant urge to spit using references has me fighting - Fighting the urge to Google this sh*t, get to rewriting

Am I right? Of course I am, I'm a lyrical killer and like Atilla the Hun, your chances of winning out favour you a hundred to one

You sweat bullets and pace around as I cock the gun - I got 99 problems and you ain't even one

I came in like a sniper on the battlefield all hyper - This ain't a cipher

I kill amateurs like a viper on hunger strike - So you'll forgive me if you struggle to pick up the mic

*drops mic*

No amount of Death Note puns can save him from that monster stomp.

@monsterstomp: Damn.

@monsterstomp:

LAL.

I'll have to get back to you on Monday, if not, Tuesday for sure. Today is NFL Sunday. :3

:D

Aight, g.

@monsterstomp: That instrumental thooo.

@epictayman: Yeah, just listen to slaughterhouse rapping to it. Pretty sweet.

@monsterstomp: just destroyed.

You'll really have to do something drastic to get my vote at the end of this, DC.

@monsterstomp: That was good! Daang, you should do something with that.

@monsterstomp: That's that sh!t MS * claps *

@epictayman: Wanted to do a battle but was leery of having to use a character, so I decided to make this one. :) Also MonsterStomp is dominating so far.

...*looks at calendar*

It's umm...it's Friday. Also, it's been over 5 days. You better not be backing down!

@joygirl: Yea.. im pretty sure a disqualification is in order.. it's been more than 5 days :P.

MS

@joygirl@dboyrules2011 - No, no, this is my fault. I kind of had a job opportunity that I took on short notice. I only gave DC short notice before I left which is probably why he didn't comment. But if we could get a day extension or something to spit our final verses, would be great. If not, DC should go through to the Grand Finals, I understand.

:)

Yeah, pretty much this. I'd rather lose by DQ than win a match by DQ.....especially when my opponent was wrecking me according to the voters after our first exchange of verse. I'm not for that paper champion sh!t. ^_^

@dccomicsrule2011: Heck, I spent the last 2 hours thinking up new rhymes.