Happy-not your last birth day but soon in the near future a dragon will come to you and demand you face it in single combat. You kill the dragon and open its skull to find a unicorn that you use to fly in space and and become a warlord who rules all of creation. Until RAGNAROCK come and ends all of creation.-day
@z3ro180: Ragnarok happens in only one universe. Besides I am already the master of all creation. I am the third Mandrakk the Dark Monitor. I want to eat you all raghhh! @overlordarhas: There was no party but I ate till I was going to explode. @darkazrael999: Only The Spectre, Death of the Endless and the Presence know that. @consolemaster001: Sağol abi. @henrik: Or Hell or maybe Limbo, if such they exist which I quite doubt.
@thespideyguy: Or Satan or Great Evil Beast. @raiiyn: Is that boy you? I bet it is from 1988. @bumpyboo: Don't be silly. Brains..eww. I only rip the out and devour the heart and intestines.
@wildvine: Thank you bunny stripper avatar CV user. @jwwprod: Thank you. Could you buy me a present that will turn me into Captain Omnipotent? @raiiyn: Did you really think I take things seriously?...
@sithlantern93: loool not really but I used to get trolled about being a boy from a certain user and sometimes I still feel the need to clarify I'm not >.>
@dccomicsrule2011: Thank you Aundrea. Hate to see you as a part of Cenation. In Earth 1993, you are a girl who immediately ''squirts'' when you see Randy Orton. Don't worry I ate that universe. @raiiyn: I saw your picture and I can say that you are one of the cutest beings I have ever seen in the multiverse. @bumpyboo: Hmmm. Your heart tastes great. Much better than your Catholic nun version's in Earth 1993 in the multiverse.
@sithlantern93: Very nice of you to say so, I was worried it might be a little bitter. Did you try the intestines yet? Definitely recommend eating those with some mashed potatoes or something, bit of a weird aftertaste O_O
@bumpyboo: I'll probably devour your intestines the same way I devour sheep intestines in Turkish kokoretsi style. But I have to find some sucker who will mistake your intestines as sheep intestines.
@bumpyboo: Me marrying you is more plausible than me writing a cook book. You may never know. Turkish kebab or kokoretsi chefs may have special meat vision force that allow them to detect and analyze virtually all kinds of meat. Even meat from other planets and universes. But if I can drug them by putting LSD in to their drinks I may be able to fool them. But there is 50\50 chance.
@m3th: Thanks man. @raiiyn: Too late my friend. My gastric acid is already a pool that contains your wife's heart. Gonna eat her intestines tomorrow though. Don't worry, there are other versions of Bumpy in the multiverse that you can still marry. @joygirl: Couldn't have been more appropriate to my thoughts of birthday! Thank you Joygirl. I hope you are not pissed off at me for my smartass comment on your ''Mephisto vs Neron'' thread. Btw, I sensed that you have a taste in dark cabaret music.
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