One liners you yell before a fight.

I have to warn you if you're Jewish, my fist is not kosher.

Might as well stop breathing, you're not going to be doing that anymore.

I love dancing... on your grave.

Let me introduce you to my friends, Mr. Fisty and his wife Elaine.

It's a good day... for your funeral.

"Die."

@saint_wildcard: you don't actually yell things before a fight, do you? 0_0

In a restaurant or a bar

"Who ordered a knuckle sandwich?"

IDK, I've never been in one.

its clobbering time

"I warned you."

They would have to glue you together, IN HELL !!!!!

Are you a real man?

Him:Yeah duh...

Real man eats snow, come here i'll show you the secrets of life!

*Insert Violence here*

Note:If its not winter than my advice would be that kick him in the balls with fire while screaming ''WINTER IS COMING''!

Back the f#^k up. Anything else would be more humorous then threatening.

Are you an angel? Cus you're about to be dead!

You're going down town to Chinatown!

Lets me stereotype your face.

"I gotta warn you dude, I worship Slaanesh."

"Spoiler alert- I'm about to kick your ASS!!!"

I always scream "Please don't hurt me!" in a girly voice. Works out most of the time.

I'll just quote Jack Burton. Might be a bit more then a one liner, but it is probably going to distract enough for me to give them a donkey punch or somthing.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

"Not in the face!"

your arms are just to short to box with god

damn it, I just been spending the last hour trying to remember that quote :)

Yare Yare Daze

A warriors death is it's own reward

@jonny_anonymous: Big Trouble in Little China.

Great film.

I know, I love that film so much.

"Die Autobot!"

YOLO!

En garde.

Jesus, please if you may... strike my enemy down with lighting. Amen.

"I want you to."

I wish I knew how to quit you....

"Let's make this a battle for the ages"

"History belongs to the winners"

"It's a good day for knuckle sandwich"

"Make me cry!!!"

I must warn you, I like it rough....

Lol, way to make a normal street brawl look epic.

Other guy -

'I'm gonna beat the sh*t outta you motherf*cker!'

Me -

*Pulls out glock. Shoots foe once in each kneecap*

Other guy -

*Writhes in agony on the floor for a little while*

Me -

*I shoot him in the head*

*I Walk away*

Oh so you wanna try me on some b**** n**** s***? Le rock.

Squad up den n****.

Just to name a couple.

"I'm going to show you the difference between pain and agony"

"My fists are hungry"

"Bring it on, motherf*****"

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE..

Let's fight!

If ever jumped: "You've got me surrounded again, you poor bastards"

I forget what I said last time... it was something along the lines of "I've had enough of you" or something.

"I like your fire! Too bad I'm going to have to put it out."

"Whatever God you worship, you'll be seeing them soon."

"Your mother was a saint... Saint Nicholas."

"You should take up a job as a fan cuz all you do is blow people."

I just use my attack alarm. 140db to the ears generally does my talking for me. I had to use it twice last year while lone working. First time was test, second time was to ward off some poachers who decided to go hare coursing on the site I was working in.

"I'll crush you with my bare hands!"

"I will cut your lips and then fed them to you"

Welcome to the gun show.

You're entering a world of pain.

BB