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#1 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

I have to warn you if you're Jewish, my fist is not kosher.

Might as well stop breathing, you're not going to be doing that anymore.

I love dancing... on your grave.

Let me introduce you to my friends, Mr. Fisty and his wife Elaine.

It's a good day... for your funeral.

#2 Edited by PrinceAragorn1 (15908 posts) - - Show Bio

"Die."

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#3 Posted by PrinceAragorn1 (15908 posts) - - Show Bio

@saint_wildcard: you don't actually yell things before a fight, do you? 0_0

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#4 Edited by Black_Arrow (2419 posts) - - Show Bio

In a restaurant or a bar

"Who ordered a knuckle sandwich?"

#5 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by Fallschirmjager (14729 posts) - - Show Bio

its clobbering time

#7 Posted by RBT (3921 posts) - - Show Bio

"I warned you."

#8 Posted by Black_Arrow (2419 posts) - - Show Bio

They would have to glue you together, IN HELL !!!!!

#9 Posted by Rouflex (14248 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you a real man?

Him:Yeah duh...

Real man eats snow, come here i'll show you the secrets of life!

*Insert Violence here*

Note:If its not winter than my advice would be that kick him in the balls with fire while screaming ''WINTER IS COMING''!

#10 Posted by dagmar_merrill (6082 posts) - - Show Bio

Back the f#^k up. Anything else would be more humorous then threatening.

#11 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

Are you an angel? Cus you're about to be dead!

#12 Posted by EnigmaLantern (707 posts) - - Show Bio

You're going down town to Chinatown!

#13 Posted by Rouflex (14248 posts) - - Show Bio

Lets me stereotype your face.

#14 Posted by SpitfirePanda (645 posts) - - Show Bio

"I gotta warn you dude, I worship Slaanesh."

#15 Edited by Soldier_Kingston (50 posts) - - Show Bio

"Spoiler alert- I'm about to kick your ASS!!!"

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#16 Edited by scorpion2501 (4940 posts) - - Show Bio

I always scream "Please don't hurt me!" in a girly voice. Works out most of the time.

#17 Edited by RisingBean (3548 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll just quote Jack Burton. Might be a bit more then a one liner, but it is probably going to distract enough for me to give them a donkey punch or somthing.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

#18 Posted by cattlebattle (12579 posts) - - Show Bio

"Not in the face!"

#19 Posted by TazzMission (5488 posts) - - Show Bio

your arms are just to short to box with god

#21 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32209 posts) - - Show Bio

I'll just quote Jack Burton. Might be a bit more then a one liner, but it is probably going to distract enough for me to give them a donkey punch or somthing.

"Just remember what ol' Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol' storm right square in the eye and he says, "Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it."

damn it, I just been spending the last hour trying to remember that quote :)

#22 Posted by ThatGuyWithHeadPhones (9899 posts) - - Show Bio

Yare Yare Daze

#23 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

A warriors death is it's own reward

#24 Posted by RisingBean (3548 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (32209 posts) - - Show Bio
#26 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17516 posts) - - Show Bio

"Die Autobot!"

#27 Posted by JetiiMitra (8082 posts) - - Show Bio

wollowollowollowollowollowollowolloW

#28 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

YOLO!

#29 Posted by JediXMan (29295 posts) - - Show Bio

En garde.

#30 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

Jesus, please if you may... strike my enemy down with lighting. Amen.

#31 Posted by YoungJustice (6648 posts) - - Show Bio

"I want you to."

#32 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

I wish I knew how to quit you....

#33 Edited by Perethorn (3212 posts) - - Show Bio

"Let's make this a battle for the ages"

"History belongs to the winners"

"It's a good day for knuckle sandwich"

#34 Posted by NorrinBoltagonPrime21 (5391 posts) - - Show Bio

"Make me cry!!!"

#35 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

I must warn you, I like it rough....

#36 Posted by scorpion2501 (4940 posts) - - Show Bio

"Let's make this a battle for the ages"

"History belongs to the winners"

"It's a good day for knuckle sandwich"

Lol, way to make a normal street brawl look epic.

#37 Posted by RogueShadow (9828 posts) - - Show Bio

Other guy -

'I'm gonna beat the sh*t outta you motherf*cker!'

Me -

*Pulls out glock. Shoots foe once in each kneecap*

Other guy -

*Writhes in agony on the floor for a little while*

Me -

*I shoot him in the head*

*I Walk away*

#38 Posted by marvel_boy2241 (2437 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh so you wanna try me on some b**** n**** s***? Le rock.

Squad up den n****.

Just to name a couple.

#39 Edited by Perethorn (3212 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm going to show you the difference between pain and agony"

"My fists are hungry"

"Bring it on, motherf*****"

#40 Posted by Chibi_cute (4396 posts) - - Show Bio

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEE..

#41 Posted by HumanRocket (7078 posts) - - Show Bio

Let's fight!

#42 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

If ever jumped: "You've got me surrounded again, you poor bastards"

#43 Posted by Joygirl (18134 posts) - - Show Bio

I forget what I said last time... it was something along the lines of "I've had enough of you" or something.

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#44 Posted by Racob7 (5256 posts) - - Show Bio

"I like your fire! Too bad I'm going to have to put it out."

"Whatever God you worship, you'll be seeing them soon."

"Your mother was a saint... Saint Nicholas."

#45 Posted by Mediocregeist (681 posts) - - Show Bio

"You should take up a job as a fan cuz all you do is blow people."

#46 Posted by ImpurestCheese (4552 posts) - - Show Bio

I just use my attack alarm. 140db to the ears generally does my talking for me. I had to use it twice last year while lone working. First time was test, second time was to ward off some poachers who decided to go hare coursing on the site I was working in.

#47 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17516 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'll crush you with my bare hands!"

#48 Posted by Dragonborn_CT (20073 posts) - - Show Bio

"I will cut your lips and then fed them to you"

#49 Posted by Saint_Wildcard (8728 posts) - - Show Bio

Welcome to the gun show.

#50 Edited by Billy Batson (57706 posts) - - Show Bio

You're entering a world of pain.

BB