Oh the PAIN (most pain you have ever been in)

What is the most painful thing(s) that has ever occurred to you? physical or emotional

1) going down a hill at full speed on my bike when suddenly i flip and fall bashing my elbow and head(helmet less) couldn't see for 2 minutes

2) a slap shot from a street hockey ball onto my manly parts

3) got sacked by a 300 pound man of a woman

Surviving a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris and a Bat-Kick from Batman at the same time.

Oh Maan, i have to use this sometime xD

@mysticmedivh: impossibruuuuuuu

Fo'realz.

@mysticmedivh: i have survived 5 weeks without internet beat that!

As I've stated above, I survived two kicks from two omnipotents, the sheer power of both shattered the omniverse itself.

In all seriousness though, I've gone two months without internet (sucked) but life was still fine.

@mysticmedivh: ever since i actually started using the internet like googling

9gag streaming and comicvine the longest i've went was 5 weeks but i also perodically miss the internet days at a time

QUICKLY!!! Someone post the silly picture of Pain from naruto with the subtitle "my pain is far greater than yours!"

Love, and getting in a car accident.

Are you asking me if i'm a sandwich?

@beware_my_power:

@kingvenus: I just fell out of my chair laughing xD

My sister accidentally slammed my barefoot foot in a door, and the top half of my second biggest toe was ripped off entirely. I am missing the top half of my second biggest toe where the nail should be.

@jayc1324: ok....can u still walk properly? Or even standup

I read in a book that if you lose even the tip of ur big toe you would not be able to stand up due to no sense of balance

@jayc1324:

i literately just cringed reading your comment.

2 weeks in solitary for emotional.

Accidentally exacto knifing my hand for physical.

@tifalockhart: oh...that sucks

@kingvenus: a student at my old elementary school fell off a small snow mound and popped her knee cap. My friend witnessed it and said the bone poked out of her foot, and the knee cap was out the toes were also limp cause of the misplaced bone

I broke my foot and walked 3 miles to my house.

@perethorn: i'm a horrible person for laughing :( and stating how jb did that too :(

@itsomething: You just had to tell me.. didn't you?

@itsomething: LOL don't worry.

In fact, the reason of why my foot got broken is hilarious.

I was just sitting on the sidewalk a late night and then a car passed by and stepped over my foot.

@itsomething: Well I'd have to say that's not true, it doesn't affect anything.

broke an arm

@perethorn: a car stepped over ur foot? LOL

Local anaesthetic needle on my big toe. (Seems wussy here but it is REALLY painful)

Having a 350 pound man land on my neck and upper back while wrestling and fracturing both my tibia and fibula, then almost dying from a pulmonary embolism a couple days later.

@jayc1324: yikes. Sorry to hear that.

Almost drowning was a killer on the throat.

My body has a low tolerance for greasy foods that I didn't know about until a few weeks ago. I had some french fries and tater tots, and I then experienced excruciating stomach pain. I spent half the night puking and the other half dry heaving--neither of which made the pain go away. I slept for about two hours that night--if that.

Bone marrow sample taken when I was sick in the hospital at the age of 6 with a rare blood disorder. No anesthetics and they didn't tell me that they were going to do it so needless to say it took me by surprise. Took it from the right side of my pelvis. Burned into my memory.

Physically, it'd be a tie between intense stomach bug, getting chopped in the throat by my father, or that one bullcrap time my leg got too sore after connecting with my buddy's shin.

Emotionally is a whole 'nother story.

That's horrible.

Too many to list man.

Stepping on Lego.

Constipation.

Rammed my knee into a pole... really hard. So hard that the pain courses through your entire body that you just feel weak. So hard that your breathes are short and light like you're trying to get every inch of air into you. So hard that you don't cry in pain because its inevitable, you just whimper. So hard that you just drop to the floor dying.

car crash, 3 months coma, 1 month or so physical therapy

Then how are you still typing?

When I stubbed my pinky toe and then pulled the dead nail off. Really wasn't that bad either...

It's weird though, it hurt more than when I got punched, when I fell of my mountain bike onto rocks, got kicked, got tackled, jumped off a 30 ft rock into water, got shot in the leg with an airsoft gun, etc.

I have a weird interpretation for pain.

Crushed vertebrae in my spine

@kingvenus: yep

@knightsofdarkness2: u can't feel pain ur ultron

@itsomething: I'm not one to recount the origins of my emotional scars to get a rise outta an audience. Them experiences are mine and no 'un else's. The most physical pain I was ever in was not gettin' chicken pox until I was in my early 20's. I thought I was gonner die.

Fell off a bull...

Robots can feel pain. Only difference is that it strengthens us.

My condolences man.

Take the squared circle by storm when you get back Brah!!!