Oh, the joys of being locked out of my house.

Well, there's just nothing as swell as being locked out of my house! Just relaxing, searching for a key, even if you know there's not one there. Pounding repeatedly on doors, accomplishing nothing but to cause pain on your hand, and eventually, head. Finally, you decide to sit on your porch and call for help, when you realize your phone is dead. You almost throw it out into the street, but hesitate when you see the outlet in your porch. You've never seen this plug-in before, so you plug your charger in, only for it to fry & die almost immediately. That's $30 outta our pocket. You walk 3 miles to the library, being attacked by wannabe gangsters and stepping in poop and broken glass along the way, only to find the library is closed. You decide you'd rather not walk back right now, and decide to use what little battery life is left in your laptop to bum off of the wi-fi (wi-fu in my neighborhood) from the outside, and tell your story to people who don't really care, knowing you'll be outside in the cold Iowa winter for hours before rescue will come, to your house, of course, where you will have to walk again, in the cold Iowa night. Overall, you'd say it was a pretty good day, sarcastically speaking. You hope to get back with much less pain than you had experienced on way, and I hope to rant at you about writing first person stories in the third person. Goodbye, and possibly, for good, as those wannabe gangsters are approaching you once more, and oh.... They actually have real gu- GAGHCK!!!

:D I know the feeling and it sucks. But atleast it will be one of those things you'll remember when your older and will tell your wife about. Just sleep on your parents backyard until they wake up and open for you, or something along the line. I wish you the best of luck.

That's why you should stay in your house for the rest of your life.

Like me...

@bruxae: I will try to brave the night, but I may be mistaken for a hobo, and be crapped on.

@potatoofdoom: Trust me, I've tried, but some people just need to make money to live.

Aint life grand?

@gumflabica: Try use webtext if you can get wifi.

@gumflabica: I know, I was just joking.

(Yeah, I joke about anything. >_<)

Anyways, things will get better for ya. ^^

@nerdork: lifts face up from white powder, pupils wide. "Sure is!"

@potatoofdoom: so was I! All of my money comes from lottery tickets and hacking! Toddlers with bank accounts are idiots!

Ghetto life.

@supernategames: Rips open shirt to reveal chest tattoo. "Thug Life"

I know the feeling. When I was 11 I forgot my keys and was locked out of my house and I live next to a crazy guy and I live next to some bad apartments. I fell asleep out there for 40 minutes until my dad came home so yeah I'm lucky nothing happened. The funny thing is no one had told me there was a spare key in the power box.

@616vulture: Heh. My neighbor is a creepy drunk who drives a pedo-mobile, and I already checked the most obvious of hiding places, including the electric box (so many places I've broken into), but I'm stuck, with nothing to do but try to salvage my fried charger.

I'm a tough motherf*cker so nobody starts a fight with me.

True story.

Gimme yuh lunch money, m8

*Curls into a ball on the floor crying whilst drenched in own urine*

@rogueshadow: so am I, but when you have a crotch high head and a gun as big as your leg, you don't worry about being tough.

Maybe you could play some sports outside.......

Sympathies.

Your home doesn't have windows to climb through? Also, language man, you kiss your locksmith with that mouth?

@the_stegman: only on Fridays. And we lick the windows in gangstatown.

@gumflabica: Ah man. 0.0 Now that's very freighting. Do your parents live nearby? You sound very brave for trooping it out. Wish the raccoons were there to of bite those wannabe gangsters. >__< If you're able to get back in your house again, I'd create an extra set of keys. Usually at Wal-Mart you can I think.

@samimista: nah, I'll just bring a screwdriver and a paper clip back with me, and save some $

Do you have a friend's house you can go to and call your parents from there

♪ I know of a place,

♪ Where you never get harmed.

♪ A magical place,

♪ With magical charm.

♪ Indoors,

♪ Indoors,

♪ Innndooooooooorss!!

Sincerely,

@gumflabica: I'll steal you the Doctor's Sonic Screwdriver! =O Maybe Old Gregg can help you with his fuzzy little peach man! 0.0

The last time I was locked out of my house I had to kick the door in. Sucked.

Porch outlets...

@samimista: @jokergeist: yes! Yes! So much yes! And also, you're back! Yay! God, I forgot how much I love this place!

@dabee: a word of advice: never trust them. Ever.

Do you know how to pick or card your lock?

yes, iowa does have some wanna be gangsters dont they

@grandsymbiote94: yes, but I lack the equipment most times.

@allstarsuperman: I know it sounds off, but my god, what isn't off about me and my adventures in life?

@gumflabica: no i was being serious, iowa does have some wanna be gangsters.

@allstarsuperman: how do you know? You live in Iowa? Coincidence, perhaps?

@gumflabica: Im one of the gangsters that beat you up.

*stares fearfuly* "C-Carlos?" But anyway, cool! What area do you live in? Ima Marshall county kinda guy.....

You don't have a Credit Card? or Do you have a bolt lock?

@allstarsuperman: oh no allstarsuperman has gone gangasta better call batman and deathstroke

@gumflabica: oh you live done by ames with the "real" gangsters, i have "wanna be's that wanna be" gangsters, i live almost on the border of Minnesota.

@grandsymbiote94: B-b-b-Bolt!

@oceanmaster21: fool! even they cant stop me and my gang!

@allstarsuperman: ah, I actually spen most of my time either in marshaltown, or over in whiten/Conrad/union/ hillbilly central

@gumflabica: Still locked out ?

@z3ro180: no, I got in about an hour ago. I'm surprised I wasn't killed.

@allstarsuperman: i will stop you and your gang there can only be one bad gang out there. you kryptonian so proud of your powers did you truly believe your world was the only one with a red sun

@oceanmaster21: I will stop you, I always do, Good wins, and your nothing more then a baby bad guy. You will fall!