Oh I wish I wish I hadn't squished that...snail.

Stepped on a snail, the things are all over the place but when I heard that crunch under my foot I knew I had snail guts stuck to my shoe.  I keep finding the poor things squished all over the parking lot or doorways.  Yesterday one snail came for the funeral for its squished friend.  Gotta feel bad for those things, its not like they have a chance of running out of the way or anything.  Not like those stupid squirrels (SQUIRREL!) that dart back and forth in traffic and can never make up their mind whether to keep going or to run back. 
 
LOL

Would have poured bleach on my foot, and thrown the shoes away...far away 

Lol, I remember when those kind of things happened to me, I never thought I actually took a life just because I made a step, I just thought I got dirt on my shoes...I now see it is actually depressing in a way.

are we really mourning over a snail?  What's the point in that? 

you owe me a snail. i expect payment in full, none of that part of a snail nonsense.

Murderer!! You kill Stephen! He...he .. was my world........

i always use my phone as a flashlight just to make sure i don't squish those little bastards. they get everywhereeee on the walkway to my house.

The squirrels usually move fast enough to dodge getting run over, can't say the same about snails though lol

" @King Saturn:   Really?  There's a ton around here, they even crawl up the building, up the roll up doors, windows, one even got inside and climbed up the 20 ft wall to rest near the ceiling like a spider.  Creepy.  I think it was trying to commit suicide because a drop like that if it fell would definitely turn it into snail splatter.  
 
@CATMANEXE:  I'm so sorry, if you'd like I could scoop up the squished ones to send to you, and you can see if you can put them back together and bring them back to life.  

@Darkseid Elite:  I try not to step on them, but this one I just didn't notice when I went out to check the mileage on a UHaul truck.  I felt bad after I stepped on it, if just for the crunching sound alone and knowing what is under your foot, it's gross.  The only thing I kill are spiders,  because I hate spiders they creep me out.  I have arachnophobia.  :-D  I did spare a few snails that were out by the main doors, I picked them up and put them out of danger from being stepped on.   That reminds me I need to go check for more before someone comes in and steps on one dragging snail slime all over my floor.  "

@dark walker lol, must be the air or something haha. The only thing they do dumb here or that I've seen at times is when they chew the power lines and get fried...I guess they're teething and don't know til they get zapped lol...there's actually a few youtube vids of that showing what I speak of. But their balance and reflexes are ridiculous. At least around here. You never see them pancaked here, racoons and pigeous, yes....never squirrels though. lol