A teenage boy and his girlfriend are agreeing to have sex for the first time that night, after he has dinner with her family and meets her parents. So he goes to the drugstore to buy a pack of rubbers. But he's not all that clear on what to do, so he asks the pharmacist to tell him how they work.
Later that day, the boyfriend is having dinner with his girlfriend's family. They all say prayers together (instantly dating this joke) and begin to eat. But the boyfriend keeps his head low the whole time. His girlfriend whispers to him "Wow, you've kept your head down all night. You never told me you were so religious."
Her boyfriend whispers back to her: "You never told me your dad was a pharmacist."
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