Obama vs Romney

#1 Edited by acer51 (1824 posts) - 7 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Obama

VS

Romney

To the DEATH

No prep.

No BFR.

Morals on (if politicians have morals)

No back up.

No firearms.

Takes place in the oval office.

Scenario:

Obama is relaxing in the Oval Office a few days before the polls come in...these could be(depending on the results) his final days where he gets to kick up his feet on his favorite desk. He's smoking a cuban cigar and reading his favorite comic book(where Spider-Man meets Obama).

Suddenly.....the doors to the Oval Office slam open violently, and standing before him is Mitt Romney, wearing his famous button-up shirt, with the sleeves rolled up, and he shouts out these words "JUST YOU AND ME BABY!".

Barack Obama stands up from his chair, kicks it back and has a smirk on his face. He promptly puts down his cigar and removes his tie, rolling up his own sleeves and cracking his knuckles.

Who wins?

#2 Posted by HBKTimHBK (4377 posts) - 7 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Obama.

#3 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13814 posts) - 7 months, 4 days ago - Show Bio

Obama has setting advantage, so I guess he wins.

#4 Posted by King Saturn (210800 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio
Obama wins
#5 Posted by JonSmith (2431 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

I'll give it to Romney. Obama will hit him once and he'll go down. Obama turns around to call the Secret Service to take him away, and Romney will jump up, pulling out a knife and stabbing Obama in the back.

#6 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38596 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio
@HBKTimHBK said:

Obama.

#7 Posted by nishi99 (306 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Obama

#8 Posted by icysloth (1305 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

kills them both

#9 Posted by YoungJustice (5661 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Obama. Uppercut.

#10 Posted by RickThunderclees (6 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio
#11 Posted by thespideyguy (1439 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

What do mormons think on violence, but obama drinks too much.

#12 Posted by Lvenger (8228 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Romney has the better Gangham style parody video

#13 Posted by BatWatch (2284 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

I do not know why, but for some reason, I actually wanted to try and figure this out, so through the wonder of google, I have learned the following.

Neither Obama nor Romney have any martial arts training.

Obama plays basketball, golf, and bowling. Romney ran track in his younger years.

Obama is 6'1 and weighs 176 pounds.

Romney is 6'2. Weight unknown.

Neither have any military experience.

Obama's biggest advantage is being physically active while Romney has Obama beat slightly in terms of size.

Really, who knows, but my gut says Obama would take it. He seems more fit.

#14 Posted by BatWatch (2284 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Obama does have some feats to consider.

#15 Posted by Sufferthorn (1597 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio
#16 Posted by 7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning (3575 posts) - 7 months, 3 days ago - Show Bio

Does Obama get to have teleprompters????

#17 Posted by ArtGamer (1262 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

@HBKTimHBK said:

Obama.

#18 Posted by The Stegman (12860 posts) - 7 months, 2 days ago - Show Bio

Obama in a stomp...just like the elections will be too ;)

#19 Posted by Rumble Man (11119 posts) - 6 months, 13 days ago - Show Bio
If he wins it will be entertaining
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