Obama vs Romney

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#1  Edited By acer51

Obama

VS

Romney

To the DEATH

No prep.

No BFR.

Morals on (if politicians have morals)

No back up.

No firearms.

Takes place in the oval office.

Scenario:

Obama is relaxing in the Oval Office a few days before the polls come in...these could be(depending on the results) his final days where he gets to kick up his feet on his favorite desk. He's smoking a cuban cigar and reading his favorite comic book(where Spider-Man meets Obama).

Suddenly.....the doors to the Oval Office slam open violently, and standing before him is Mitt Romney, wearing his famous button-up shirt, with the sleeves rolled up, and he shouts out these words "JUST YOU AND ME BABY!".

Barack Obama stands up from his chair, kicks it back and has a smirk on his face. He promptly puts down his cigar and removes his tie, rolling up his own sleeves and cracking his knuckles.

Who wins?

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#2  Edited By HBKTimHBK

Obama.

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Obama has setting advantage, so I guess he wins.

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#4  Edited By King_Saturn
Obama wins
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#5  Edited By JonSmith

I'll give it to Romney. Obama will hit him once and he'll go down. Obama turns around to call the Secret Service to take him away, and Romney will jump up, pulling out a knife and stabbing Obama in the back.

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#6  Edited By TheGoldenOne
@HBKTimHBK said:

Obama.

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#7  Edited By nishi99

Obama

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#8  Edited By icysloth

kills them both

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#9  Edited By YoungJustice

Obama. Uppercut.

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#11  Edited By thespideyguy

What do mormons think on violence, but obama drinks too much.

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#12  Edited By Lvenger

Romney has the better Gangham style parody video

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#13  Edited By BatWatch

I do not know why, but for some reason, I actually wanted to try and figure this out, so through the wonder of google, I have learned the following.

Neither Obama nor Romney have any martial arts training.

Obama plays basketball, golf, and bowling. Romney ran track in his younger years.

Obama is 6'1 and weighs 176 pounds.

Romney is 6'2. Weight unknown.

Neither have any military experience.

Obama's biggest advantage is being physically active while Romney has Obama beat slightly in terms of size.

Really, who knows, but my gut says Obama would take it. He seems more fit.

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#14  Edited By BatWatch

Obama does have some feats to consider.

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Does Obama get to have teleprompters????

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#17  Edited By artgamer

@HBKTimHBK said:

Obama.

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#18  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

Obama in a stomp...just like the elections will be too ;)

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#19  Edited By Rumble Man
If he wins it will be entertaining
If he wins it will be entertaining