Obama sits back in his chair. He pulls out a cig. "Ah, this is the life." He looks down at his uniform. "No American flag, now to just get the rest of America that way." He pufffed a ring of smoke into the air. "After crushing Hilary, I got all my competition out of the way." He smiles. "It is going to be good being president."
Just then, a sock with rice in it hits the window behind Obama. "What in the..." He turned around to see a group of 4 teenagers, holding signs that said, Go McCain!, Lets keep America in America, Republicans Forever, and Who Needs Obama! The last sign caught his eye more than the others. "Stupid punks."
A knock came from the door. "Come in." His secretary walked in. "Um, Mr. Obama, there is someone here to see you. "Oh really, who?" "He says that he is an old friend, Bob I think he said." "Bob, eh, do you know how many people in the US are named Bob!" "I understand sir, do you want me to send him in?" "Sure, I could use some enjoyment." He threw the cig in the garbabge.
In walked a man that was dressed in pretty ragged clothes. Obama sniffed the air, Yuck! That man smells like he hasn't taken a shower in months, maybe years! Then the man came closer. He looks kind of familiar I guess. Then, the man grabbed the right side of his shirt, and threw it off. Under the beat up, smelling, dirty clothes was a nice suit.
It was McCain. "Hello Obama." Obama's eyes turned blood red, he got up, and took off his jacket. "Guess what McCain, if I kill you now, I will automatically win." McCain shot him an angry glance. "Your trash can is on fire." Obama turned to it. "Oh no!" Obama stomped the fire out with his foot. "Now on to the fight!" Obama screamed.
Obama threw the first punch. It came at McCain's chin, but McCain was too fast. He ducked and threw a jab into Obama's ribs. "Ouch!" Obama said. Obama threw McCain's arm out of the way. Obama then jumped at McCain. McCain was caught off guard and was tackled to the ground. Obama grabbed McCain's nose are twisted it with great force. "Look who is going to have a great mugshot!" Then McCain elbowed Obama in the face and hit Obama between the legs with as much force as he could from his knee. Obama slumped back in pain. "Hope you don't mind not being able to stand up in the bathroom now." McCain devilishly said.
Obama painfully stood up. "Enough of this." He pressed a button and security came in. "Take him away please." They took McCain back to his Corvette. You haven't seen the last of me.
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