Obama in the illuminati? NSA and illuminati

@mikethekiller: Is Elvis still fat?

I AM the Illuminati. All shall tremble before my awesome might, as I take back what I have waited nearly two centuries to claim once more. As I take back what is my birth-right. Bow at my feet, petty servants, or die.

@joshmightbe: Yes, infact he's put on even more weight and now has to use a scooter just to get around. We've all told him to switch to organic peanut butter but he won't listen.

@mikethekiller: Now I'm gonna have the image of morbidly obese Elvis on a Rascal stuck in my head all day.

@joshmightbe: You're welcome.

@mikethekiller: It would only be better if Tupac had gotten equally large and they had Rascal races around the mall.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm glad I stopped in to read the OP.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster are in the Illuminati too

@savagedragon: but not the Yeti, cause they're aggressively discriminatory against Bigfoot's Asian cousin.

Obama ain't in it, chill out.

Yetis are against the Bilderberg group! Fight the NWO, side with Team Wendigo/Yeti

@carter_esque: yeah, Obama is just a stupid idiot who do not care about the country's well being. he played more golf than most pro holders do in a year. he def is not in the illuminati, though if someone have proof he is.....

{Kanye shrug} He's still several steps up from W. Bush and that's saying something {sees all of the Obama haters in this thread, shakes head in disgust, exits thread}

@carter_esque: the only president worse than him is johnson.

That is ridiculous.

bump!

Meh.

Illuminati's got my mind, soul, and my body. Secret society, trying to keep an eye on me.

@wolverine08: This is where you post your didn't read GIF

@laflux: Had to drop a little Mobb Deep first!