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Posted by MikeStark (157 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry but I'm NOT buying that movie on DVD. Everyone is entitled to their opinion so before my head gets chewed off let me say why. But before I start let me start off by saying yes, the movie is out. There's nothing I can change. This article states why I'm NOT BUYING it, This is just a blog which contains my thoughts that others may or may not share, I just wanted to get my opinion out there to see if anyone else agrees. This blog contains what I would like to see in Avengers 2, Besides Ant-Man & Wasp. Not that my opinion matters though. So I'll start by breaking it down into sections. Here we go:

Too much focus on the ultimate universe:

It's fine to have the film based on a percentage of the ultimate universe but when it's 80-90% it's ridiculous. It should have been 50-50 between the ultimate universe & the main 616 universe. It seems that there was all of the good aspects & none of the bad. Cap wasn't an asshole, Hulk wasn't a cannibal, Hawkeye didn't have a mask & wasn't funny, Loki wasn't making Thor crazy, Black widow wasn't a trader (that can still happen), Cap's mask had NO head wings or no ear holes & Thor didn't have a helmet!!! It seems that this movie focused on all of the good aspects of the ultimate universe & NONE of the bad. All of these things can be forgiven if Ant-Man & Wasp were in it. More on that in other blogs.

For Avengers 2:

Ant-Man & Wasp, regardless of Hank's terrible personality & Jan being of Asian decent. Also, I suggest & hope they just have more focus on the 616 universe possibly like I mentioned before, 50% 616, 50% ultimate universe.

Nick Fury

Why is it that in EVERY comic, movie, TV show etc. Fury HAS to be African American? Why is the White Fury being kept locked in the basement??? Aside from that, why was Nick Fury SUCH a wuss in this movie? & he acted waaay too much like Sam Jackson meaning it felt like Nick Fury was playing Sam Jackson, not the other way around like it's supposed to be. When he was talking to the council, I honestly thought he was gonna say "I've had it with these mothaf***** Chitauri in mothaf***** New York!" Nick Fury is bad ass who at first DOES NOT need the Avengers. He should have believed SHIELD can do it themselves first like he always does, NOT try to rally the Avengers because he's afraid.

For Avengers 2:

He should just have a few minor scenes or a cameo like he did in the Phase 1 movies. DO NOT MAKE him a wimp like in the Avengers movie, SHIELD doesn't ask for outside help especially if they desperately need it. Like how it was in the comics at first & that's how they SHIELD director should clearly think. And get rid of that stupid council. Who the f*** are those clowns?!?

SHIELD's Superheroes

This is where Tony Stark could have stepped in. Said fuck you Nick, & your Avengers Initiative. I'm rich, I'm gonna run the Avengers myself. Then convince Cap, Thor & the rest of gang to come to Avengers mansion & take out the Shitauri & Loki their own way as a team, that's NOT SHIELD's little super powered team/last defense. In every other type of media, comic, TV show, movie, that's how it always works so...

For Avengers 2:

The Avengers better be there own team!!! I'm pretty sure Avengers mansion is in it, if so not only should Tony be funding the Avengers, him & Cap should be the only ones calling the shots with SHIELD absent or on the sidelines & I can only hope that that's were it takes place. NOT the Helicarrier. The Helicarrier is cool but it's SHIELD's headquarters, NOT the Avengers base/HQ.

The Shitauri

Yes, These were NOT the Chitauri. As everyone is aware & probably painfully sick of but I will point it out anyway, the Chitauri are not Star War's Phantom Menace droids, There shape shifting aliens. DONE, NEXT.

For Avengers 2:

Whatever the Avengers are fighting, I can only hope they are what they were in the comics & not something completely different!

Tony Stark's relationship:

FUCK Hollywood's idea that every movie has to have a couple to attract the female audience. It normally doesn't bother me for most movies but when they do it to Tony Stark, who's always hooking up with a girl & NEVER in a relationship, who's always a ladies man & who's never whipped, Not Pepper Pott's little bitch. It just pisses me off! You wanted a couple? Why not have extended Widow & Hawkeye's relationship??? Ugggggghhhhh. All those stupid little cutesy couple moments in Stark tower? Seeing what they did to Tony, I wanted to vomit. I mean he didn't even hit on any female SHIELD agents! Because he's already whipped! I heard a rumor that Pepper was going to be pregnant. Thankfully, it was just a rumor. But oh man, I'm I gonna HATE Iron Man 3 & possibly...

For Avengers 2:

Stark BETTER be hitting on Wasp or any other female. He should not even mention Pepper. She should be 200% absent from this movie.

Thor

Why doesn't he have a helmet yet? If every comic, game, TV show, he has a helmet! As ridiculous as it is he's got his red cape, so when he changes why not have the helmet when he transforms? He gets his metal sleeves, so why not a metal helmet? I'm NOT glad his head like Superman's as to where he doesn't need headgear. Too bad his body isn't like Superman's. Why does marvel studios hate helmets/masks? If it wasn't mandatory, they wouldn't have given Cap his mask, he barely had it on anyway. Don't you find it odd that a SHITauri tries so hard to pull off his mask? Hmm... really Marvel? If that SHITauri wanted to kill him, it would have shot/stabbed him not rip off Cap's mask & or head.

For Avengers 2:

Give him his helmet!

Hulk

I can understand why his rage is controlled as stupid as it is, he must have controlled it from The Incredible Hulk movie. But I guess that means he's friendly now from catching a falling Iron Man? It seems weird but, I guess I don't really have any bad gripes about Hulk, I'm just used to Banner being a loner & not smart Hulk in control.

For Avengers 2:

Nothing really, hope he stays on the team & hope he's a rage monster, NOT smart Hulk. Why? Because there's no rage, that's essentially why we all love the Hulk, his mindless rage. Smart Hulk is boring! & doesn't have any rage.

Maria Hill

What kind of Maria Hill supports the team of superheroes? Well, I guess she did because they were SHIELD's little rag tag team of superheroes. Since Maria likes that, there's really nothing to complain about then except...

For Avengers 2:

If the Avengers are there own team, not funded & supported by SHIELD she should be fully against them, registering them & trying to recruit them back to SHIELD.

Black Widow/Hawkeye & SHIELD

Why was Widow such a team player? Back in the day she never wanted to be any member of any team & was always a loner who preferred to work alone. Also she was primarily Russian not primarily American from Russia. Hawkeye sucked. If their main focus was for him to be more ultimate Hawkeye then why wasn't he a complete bad ass like he was in The Ultimates? He was such a wuss with absolutely NO sense of humor that Hawkeye normally has. If this was based on the ultimate universe then Why was Black Widow involved with Hawkeye & not Tony Stark? Because he's with Pepper? The fact that Stark is whipped & is just pathetic! And how was Hawkeye involved with SHIELD before Widow?

For Avengers 2:

Widow, Fury, Hawkeye & SHIELD should just have cameos. The team should focus on I can't believe I'm saying this, the newcomers Hank & Jan. Hawkeye should be on the team but he should quit SHIELD, Hawkeye should NOT be SHIELD's secret fly on the wall monitoring The Avengers. Widow can be but she should not be apart of the team. Also, Hawkeye NEEDS a mask & a sense of humor!!! Since SHIELD is getting their own TV show & possible spin-offs, they should stay away or limit themselves to very minor characters/cameos.

No deeper back story with Cap & SHIELD characters

I know, it's an Avengers movie, but why didn't it focus on Cap, Hawkeye Or Black Widow, Fury or SHIELD? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the focus stayed where it was but my point is at least one extra line of dialogue would have been nice. But is it because that extra back story should be kept for future movies? Why was Peggy Carter NOT touched on in Avengers, Why wasn't Hawkeye's criminal/circus past not revealed? They could at least had at least one line about Fury's past or SHIELD's beginnings? I guess I just answered my question. Those should be touched on in the Nick Fury movie, SHIELD TV show, Cap: The Winter Soldier etc. For those who watched the Avengers' deleted scenes, was any of that in there?

For Avengers 2:

Leave the focus on the team & in the other movies not those other characters. And please NO Coulson coming back as The Vision! Please! Am I the only one who DOES NOT want that?

If you read all of this then congratulations. I wish I could give you a prize. Most likely if your just skimming down to this part thinking "Too long, didn't read" & write a one line response, you really need to get a life. You would think I don't have a life with this blog but I do, I just have a lot of free time on weekdays.

#1 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

whoa

you're not buying a dvd

man, whoa

watch out

Marvel might go bankrupt, dude

#2 Edited by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

You do have some points. Especially with Fury. But it's too late to use a "Hasslehoff" Fury now. Too much is invested in the Ultimate-based Samuel L. Fury. And yes, Johansen's Widow is really not the Widow of the comics. She's hot and all but she's way off.

As for "they should be their own team on Avengers 2"... I think they will be. Didn't they go off-the-radar at the end of the first one?

Lastly... COULSON FOR VISION!!!!!! Nyenyenye! :p

#3 Posted by ColonelRunAway (369 posts) - - Show Bio

"Too long, didn't read" means you don't have a life?

Dude, up against twenty two paragraphs of "IT'S NOT EXACTLY LIKE THE COMICS!" I'm pretty damn sure the only winning move is not to play.

#4 Posted by Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe (310 posts) - - Show Bio

Well at least I know now that I'm not the only one who didn't like the movie.

#5 Posted by mikethekiller (8326 posts) - - Show Bio

So basically you're upset because you feel it's enough like the comics...

#6 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

whoa

you're not buying a dvd

man, whoa

watch out

Marvel might go bankrupt, dude

You better watch out. People might pick up on that sarcasm.

#7 Posted by _Zombie_ (10323 posts) - - Show Bio

@Glitch_Spawn said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

whoa

you're not buying a dvd

man, whoa

watch out

Marvel might go bankrupt, dude

You better watch out. People might pick up on that sarcasm.

IV? Sarcasm? Hah!

#8 Posted by The Stegman (23162 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm mad cause the regular DVD has like no special features while the Blu ray has everthing..that's all well and good except...I don't have a blu ray player, thanks a lot jerks...

#9 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5240 posts) - - Show Bio

Captain America was going through SHIELD files, found Peggy's, saw her address, saw she was alive, didn't do anything about it.

#10 Posted by King Saturn (223834 posts) - - Show Bio
complaining... complaining... complaining... 
#11 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5240 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't have a problem with Pepper, Gwyneth Paltrow is a good actress.

#12 Posted by x_29 (2274 posts) - - Show Bio

This is stupid.

#13 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

@ZombieBigfoot said:

@Glitch_Spawn said:

@InnerVenom123 said:

whoa

you're not buying a dvd

man, whoa

watch out

Marvel might go bankrupt, dude

You better watch out. People might pick up on that sarcasm.

IV? Sarcasm? Hah!

Right?

I'm so sincere it hurts.

No really. It hurts.

Please kill me.

#14 Posted by Nefarious (18799 posts) - - Show Bio

You are still being racist about Nick Fury being played by an African American..even though you say you are not a racist.

Online
#15 Posted by danhimself (22300 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually read the whole thing so for those who did not allow me to summarize

#16 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4692 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

whoa

you're not buying a dvd

man, whoa

watch out

Marvel might go bankrupt, dude

This is why you're my favorite.

#17 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

why is it that only new guys (mostly) make moan-a-ton threads?

#18 Posted by Xanni15 (6758 posts) - - Show Bio

You have some valid points, but I still loved the movie.

#19 Edited by CpTait (32 posts) - - Show Bio

Ultimate Nick Fury for the win bitches! I love the way he's always scheming and at the centre of almost every aspect of the Ultimate Universe, it ties it all together!

#20 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4692 posts) - - Show Bio

My only gripe was that Nick Fury didn't say "I'm tired of these mother****in' Chitauri on this mother****in' helicarrier!" or "Do they speak English in Asgard?" I'm a different kind of fanboy.

#21 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

@sesquipedalophobe said:

"Do they speak English in Asgard?"

"Do I have a sign on my house that says "Dead Chitauri Storage"?"

Avengers/Pulp Fiction will never get old.

#22 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (12583 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

whoa

you're not buying a dvd

man, whoa

watch out

Marvel might go bankrupt, dude

Woogie Boogie Marvel!!!!! Woogie Boogie!!!!!!

Online
#23 Posted by Shamelesslysupportinaznballers (553 posts) - - Show Bio

wah wah wah

#24 Posted by Gambit1024 (9890 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm with you on Nick Fury. Old school Fury is so much cooler.

#25 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4692 posts) - - Show Bio

@Gambit1024 said:

I'm with you on Nick Fury. Old school Fury is so much cooler.

While David Hasselhoff was great, he just didn't do it for me.

#26 Posted by Gambit1024 (9890 posts) - - Show Bio

^ I don't necessarily mean Hasselhof, I just want my cigar-smoking, flying sports car, James Bond-like Fury on the big screen.

#27 Posted by Inverno (13061 posts) - - Show Bio

Nitpicking... nitpicking everywhere...

#28 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (17603 posts) - - Show Bio

burp

#29 Posted by _Zombie_ (10323 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: *Grabs shotgun*

Alright, son, just hold still..

#30 Posted by Ms. Omega (4404 posts) - - Show Bio

#31 Posted by texasdeathmatch (13171 posts) - - Show Bio
@Nefarious said:
You are still being racist about Nick Fury being played by an African American..even though you say you are not a racist.
haha so obnoxious when people say that.
 
"I'm not racist, but here's a racist remark..."
#32 Posted by TheCheeseStabber (7885 posts) - - Show Bio

@MikeStark said:

I'm sorry but I'm NOT buying that movie on DVD. Everyone is entitled to their opinion so before my head gets chewed off let me say why. But before I start let me start off by saying yes, the movie is out. Nothing I can change. This article states why I'm not buying it, This is just a blog which contains my thoughts that others may or may not share, I just wanted to get my opinion out there to see if anyone else agrees. This blog contains what I would like to see in Avengers 2, Besides Ant-Man & Wasp. Not that my opinion matters though. So I'll start by breaking it down into sections. Here we go:

Too much focus on the ultimate universe:

It's fine to have the film based on a percentage of the ultimate universe but when it's 80-90% it's ridiculous. It should have been 50-50 between the ultimate universe & the main 616 universe. It seems that there was all of the good aspects & none of the bad. Cap wasn't an asshole, Hulk wasn't a cannibal, Hawkeye didn't have a mask & wasn't funny, Loki wasn't making Thor crazy, Black widow wasn't a trader (that can still happen), Cap's mask had NO head wings or no ear holes & Thor didn't have a helmet!!! It seems that this movie focused on all of the good aspects of the ultimate universe & NONE of the bad. All of these things can be forgiven if Ant-Man & Wasp were in it. More on that in other blogs.

For Avengers 2:

I suggest & hope they just have more focus on the 616 universe possibly like I mentioned before, 50% 616, 50% ultimate universe.

Nick Fury

I'm not a racist. But why is it that in EVERY comic, movie, TV show etc. Fury HAS to be African American? Why is the White Fury being kept locked in the basement??? Aside from that, why was Nick Fury SUCH a wuss in this movie? & he acted waaay too much like Sam Jackson meaning it felt like Nick Fury was playing Sam Jackson, not the other way around like it's supposed to be. When he was talking to the council, I thought he was gonna say I've had it with these mothaf***** Chitauri in mothaf***** New York! Nick Fury is bad ass who DOES NOT need the Avengers. He should have believed SHIELD can do it themselves like he always does, NOT try to rally the Avengers because he's afraid.

For Avengers 2:

He should just have a few minor scenes or a cameo. DO NOT MAKE him a wimp like in this movie, SHIELD doesn't need any outside help, like in the comics & that's how it's director should clearly think. And get rid of that stupid council. Who the f*** are those clowns?!?

SHIELD's Superheroes

This is where Tony Stark could have stepped in. Said fuck you Nick, & your Avengers Initiative. I'm rich, I'm gonna run the Avengers myself. Then convince Cap, Thor & the rest of gang to come to Avengers mansion & take out the Shitauri & Loki their own way as a team, that's NOT SHIELD's little super powered team/last defense. In every other type of media, comic, TV show, movie, that's how it always works so...

For Avengers 2:

The Avengers better be there own team!!! I'm pretty sure Avengers mansion is in it, if so not only should Tony be funding the Avengers, him & Cap should be the only ones calling the shots with SHIELD absent or on the sidelines & I can only hope that that's were it takes place. NOT the Helicarrier. The Helicarrier is cool but it's SHIELD's base, NOT the Avengers base.

The Shitauri

Yes, These were NOT the Chitauri. As everyone is aware & probably painfully sick of but I will point it out anyway, the Chitauri are not Star War's Phantom Menace droids, There shape shifting aliens.

For Avengers 2:

Whatever the Avengers are fighting, I can only hope they are what they were in the comics & not something completely different!

Tony Stark's relationship:

FUCK Hollywood's idea that every movie has to have a couple to attract the female audience. It normally doesn't bother me for most movies but when they do it to Tony Stark, who's always hooking up with a girl & NEVER in a relationship, who's always a ladies man & who's never whipped, Not Pepper Pott's little bitch. It just pisses me off! You wanted a couple? Why not have extended Widow & Hawkeye's relationship??? Ugggggghhhhh. All those stupid little cutesy couple moments in Stark tower? Seeing what they did to Tony, I wanted to vomit. I mean he didn't even hit on any female SHIELD agents! Because he's already whipped! I heard a rumor that Pepper was going to be pregnant. Thankfully, it was just a rumor.

For Avengers 2:

Stark BETTER be hitting on Wasp or any other female. He should not even mention Pepper. She should be 200% absent from this movie.

Thor

Why doesn't he have a helmet yet? If every comic, game, TV show, he has a helmet? He's got his red cape, so when he changes why not have the helmet when you transform? He gets his metal sleeves, so why not a metal helmet? Why does marvel studios hate helmets/masks? If it wasn't mandatory, they wouldn't have given Cap his mask, he barely had it on anyway. Don't you find it odd that a SHITauri tries so hard to pull off his mask? Hmm... really Marvel? If that SHITauri wanted to kill him, it would have shot/stabbed him not rip off Cap's mask & or head.

For Avengers 2:

Give him his helmet!

Hulk

I can understand why his rage is controlled as stupid as it is, he must have controlled it from The Incredible Hulk movie. But I guess that means he's friendly know from catching a falling Iron Man? It seems weird but, I guess I don't really have any good gripes about Hulk, I'm just used to Banner being a loner & not in control.

For Avengers 2:

Nothing really, hope he stays on the team.

Maria Hill

What kind of Maria Hill supports the team of superheroes? Well, I guess she did because they were SHIELD's little rag tag team of superheroes. Since Maria likes that, there's really nothing to complain about then except...

For Avengers 2:

If the Avengers are there own team, not funded & supported by SHIELD she should be fully against them, registering them & trying to recruit them back to SHIELD.

Black Widow/Hawkeye & SHIELD

Why was Widow such a team player? Back in the day she never wanted to be any member of any team & was always a loner who preferred to work alone. Also she was primarily Russian not primarily American from Russia. Hawkeye sucked. If their main focus was for him to be more ultimate Hawkeye then why wasn't he a complete bad ass like he was in The Ultimates? He was such a wuss with absolutely NO sense of humor that Hawkeye normally has. If this was based on the ultimate universe then Why was Black Widow involved with Hawkeye & not Tony Stark? Because he's with Pepper? The fact that Stark is whipped & is just pathetic! And how was Hawkeye involved with SHIELD before Widow?

For Avengers 2:

Widow, Fury, Hawkeye & SHIELD should just have cameos. The team should focus on I can't believe I'm saying this, the newcomers Hank & Jan. Hawkeye should be on the team but he should quit SHIELD, Hawkeye should NOT be SHIELD's secret fly on the wall monitoring The Avengers. Widow can be but she should not be apart of the team. Also, Hawkeye NEEDS a mask & a sense of humor!!! Since SHIELD is getting their own TV show & possible spin-offs, they should stay away or limit themselves to very minor characters/cameos.

No deeper back story with Cap & SHIELD characters

I know, it's an Avengers movie, but why didn't it focus on Cap, Hawkeye Or Black Widow, Fury or SHIELD? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the focus stayed where it was but my point is at least one extra line of dialogue would have been nice. But is it because that extra back story should be kept for future movies? Why was Peggy Carter NOT touched on in Avengers, Why wasn't Hawkeye's criminal/circus past not revealed? They could at least had at least one line about Fury's past or SHIELD's beginnings? I guess I just answered my question. Those should be touched on in the Nick Fury movie, SHIELD TV show, Cap: The Winter Soldier etc. For those who watched the Avengers' deleted scenes, was any of that in there?

For Avengers 2:

Leave the focus on the team & in the other movies not those other characters. And please NO Coulson coming back as The Vision! Please! Am I the only one who DOES NOT want that?

If you read all of this then congratulations. I wish I could give you a prize. Most likely if your just skimming down to this part thinking "Too long, didn't read" & write a one line response, you really need to get a life. You would think I don't have a life with this blog but I do, I just have a lot of free time on weekdays.

1st Enough with the SWEARING, there are kids on this site man chill.

2. The Bolded phrases much you say seem to contradict each other.

3. Your WAY to obsessed with the helmets thing.

4. Also this phrase doesn't make much sense. She was Russian, ex KGB. "she was primarily Russian not primarily American from Russia."

Anyway tone it down on the swearing, i know your angry but its very excessive

#33 Posted by Vance Astro (91122 posts) - - Show Bio
@MikeStark said:

I'm sorry but I'm NOT buying that movie on DVD. Everyone is entitled to their opinion so before my head gets chewed off let me say why. But before I start let me start off by saying yes, the movie is out. Nothing I can change. This article states why I'm not buying it, This is just a blog which contains my thoughts that others may or may not share, I just wanted to get my opinion out there to see if anyone else agrees. This blog contains what I would like to see in Avengers 2, Besides Ant-Man & Wasp. Not that my opinion matters though. So I'll start by breaking it down into sections. Here we go:

Too much focus on the ultimate universe:

It's fine to have the film based on a percentage of the ultimate universe but when it's 80-90% it's ridiculous. It should have been 50-50 between the ultimate universe & the main 616 universe. It seems that there was all of the good aspects & none of the bad. Cap wasn't an asshole, Hulk wasn't a cannibal, Hawkeye didn't have a mask & wasn't funny, Loki wasn't making Thor crazy, Black widow wasn't a trader (that can still happen), Cap's mask had NO head wings or no ear holes & Thor didn't have a helmet!!! It seems that this movie focused on all of the good aspects of the ultimate universe & NONE of the bad. All of these things can be forgiven if Ant-Man & Wasp were in it. More on that in other blogs.

For Avengers 2:

I suggest & hope they just have more focus on the 616 universe possibly like I mentioned before, 50% 616, 50% ultimate universe.

Nick Fury

I'm not a racist. But why is it that in EVERY comic, movie, TV show etc. Fury HAS to be African American? Why is the White Fury being kept locked in the basement??? Aside from that, why was Nick Fury SUCH a wuss in this movie? & he acted waaay too much like Sam Jackson meaning it felt like Nick Fury was playing Sam Jackson, not the other way around like it's supposed to be. When he was talking to the council, I thought he was gonna say I've had it with these mothaf***** Chitauri in mothaf***** New York! Nick Fury is bad ass who DOES NOT need the Avengers. He should have believed SHIELD can do it themselves like he always does, NOT try to rally the Avengers because he's afraid.

For Avengers 2:

He should just have a few minor scenes or a cameo. DO NOT MAKE him a wimp like in this movie, SHIELD doesn't need any outside help, like in the comics & that's how it's director should clearly think. And get rid of that stupid council. Who the f*** are those clowns?!?

SHIELD's Superheroes

This is where Tony Stark could have stepped in. Said fuck you Nick, & your Avengers Initiative. I'm rich, I'm gonna run the Avengers myself. Then convince Cap, Thor & the rest of gang to come to Avengers mansion & take out the Shitauri & Loki their own way as a team, that's NOT SHIELD's little super powered team/last defense. In every other type of media, comic, TV show, movie, that's how it always works so...

For Avengers 2:

The Avengers better be there own team!!! I'm pretty sure Avengers mansion is in it, if so not only should Tony be funding the Avengers, him & Cap should be the only ones calling the shots with SHIELD absent or on the sidelines & I can only hope that that's were it takes place. NOT the Helicarrier. The Helicarrier is cool but it's SHIELD's base, NOT the Avengers base.

The Shitauri

Yes, These were NOT the Chitauri. As everyone is aware & probably painfully sick of but I will point it out anyway, the Chitauri are not Star War's Phantom Menace droids, There shape shifting aliens.

For Avengers 2:

Whatever the Avengers are fighting, I can only hope they are what they were in the comics & not something completely different!

Tony Stark's relationship:

FUCK Hollywood's idea that every movie has to have a couple to attract the female audience. It normally doesn't bother me for most movies but when they do it to Tony Stark, who's always hooking up with a girl & NEVER in a relationship, who's always a ladies man & who's never whipped, Not Pepper Pott's little bitch. It just pisses me off! You wanted a couple? Why not have extended Widow & Hawkeye's relationship??? Ugggggghhhhh. All those stupid little cutesy couple moments in Stark tower? Seeing what they did to Tony, I wanted to vomit. I mean he didn't even hit on any female SHIELD agents! Because he's already whipped! I heard a rumor that Pepper was going to be pregnant. Thankfully, it was just a rumor.

For Avengers 2:

Stark BETTER be hitting on Wasp or any other female. He should not even mention Pepper. She should be 200% absent from this movie.

Thor

Why doesn't he have a helmet yet? If every comic, game, TV show, he has a helmet? He's got his red cape, so when he changes why not have the helmet when you transform? He gets his metal sleeves, so why not a metal helmet? Why does marvel studios hate helmets/masks? If it wasn't mandatory, they wouldn't have given Cap his mask, he barely had it on anyway. Don't you find it odd that a SHITauri tries so hard to pull off his mask? Hmm... really Marvel? If that SHITauri wanted to kill him, it would have shot/stabbed him not rip off Cap's mask & or head.

For Avengers 2:

Give him his helmet!

Hulk

I can understand why his rage is controlled as stupid as it is, he must have controlled it from The Incredible Hulk movie. But I guess that means he's friendly know from catching a falling Iron Man? It seems weird but, I guess I don't really have any good gripes about Hulk, I'm just used to Banner being a loner & not in control.

For Avengers 2:

Nothing really, hope he stays on the team.

Maria Hill

What kind of Maria Hill supports the team of superheroes? Well, I guess she did because they were SHIELD's little rag tag team of superheroes. Since Maria likes that, there's really nothing to complain about then except...

For Avengers 2:

If the Avengers are there own team, not funded & supported by SHIELD she should be fully against them, registering them & trying to recruit them back to SHIELD.

Black Widow/Hawkeye & SHIELD

Why was Widow such a team player? Back in the day she never wanted to be any member of any team & was always a loner who preferred to work alone. Also she was primarily Russian not primarily American from Russia. Hawkeye sucked. If their main focus was for him to be more ultimate Hawkeye then why wasn't he a complete bad ass like he was in The Ultimates? He was such a wuss with absolutely NO sense of humor that Hawkeye normally has. If this was based on the ultimate universe then Why was Black Widow involved with Hawkeye & not Tony Stark? Because he's with Pepper? The fact that Stark is whipped & is just pathetic! And how was Hawkeye involved with SHIELD before Widow?

For Avengers 2:

Widow, Fury, Hawkeye & SHIELD should just have cameos. The team should focus on I can't believe I'm saying this, the newcomers Hank & Jan. Hawkeye should be on the team but he should quit SHIELD, Hawkeye should NOT be SHIELD's secret fly on the wall monitoring The Avengers. Widow can be but she should not be apart of the team. Also, Hawkeye NEEDS a mask & a sense of humor!!! Since SHIELD is getting their own TV show & possible spin-offs, they should stay away or limit themselves to very minor characters/cameos.

No deeper back story with Cap & SHIELD characters

I know, it's an Avengers movie, but why didn't it focus on Cap, Hawkeye Or Black Widow, Fury or SHIELD? Don't get me wrong, I'm glad the focus stayed where it was but my point is at least one extra line of dialogue would have been nice. But is it because that extra back story should be kept for future movies? Why was Peggy Carter NOT touched on in Avengers, Why wasn't Hawkeye's criminal/circus past not revealed? They could at least had at least one line about Fury's past or SHIELD's beginnings? I guess I just answered my question. Those should be touched on in the Nick Fury movie, SHIELD TV show, Cap: The Winter Soldier etc. For those who watched the Avengers' deleted scenes, was any of that in there?

For Avengers 2:

Leave the focus on the team & in the other movies not those other characters. And please NO Coulson coming back as The Vision! Please! Am I the only one who DOES NOT want that?

If you read all of this then congratulations. I wish I could give you a prize. Most likely if your just skimming down to this part thinking "Too long, didn't read" & write a one line response, you really need to get a life. You would think I don't have a life with this blog but I do, I just have a lot of free time on weekdays.

1.Watch you mouth 
2.Marvel doesn't care what you want for Avengers 2 :P
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#34 Edited by ThomasElliot (360 posts) - - Show Bio

@MikeStark:

My Angry Nerd-O-Meter broke... and its all your fault. Your hatred of a film is defined by which universe its more based off of... which means you've fallen into the trap of not realizing that films are their own universes to begin with. Your 'fandom', if that what you think it is, has surpassed the worst of the worst of the Trekkie-type.

How can you appreciate ANYTHING if all you ever want to see is a panel by panel re-creation of a comic book? GO READ A COMIC BOOK THEN.

Based on your complaints, I cannot begin to even imagine you enjoy ANY film, TV show, or cartoon based on a comic. If you even ATTEMPT to defend any other film or work, then you are automatically a hypocrite.

Good luck with that one.

And overall, what is even the point of writing about this? "rrrrrrghahf I'm so angry im not gonna buy this and here's why rrrrrhraa!!!!" Maybe you should just go outside and play Frisbee or something. Get some fresh air dude... or at least do us a favor and turn this into a video blog on youtube for maximum hilarity.

#35 Posted by Lvenger (18429 posts) - - Show Bio

Yet another fanboy rage thread. Nothing new here.

#36 Posted by _Araneae_ (413 posts) - - Show Bio

I disagree.

#37 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

Nick Fury was in the movie? I thought that was Samuel L. Jackson.

#38 Posted by God_Spawn (37366 posts) - - Show Bio

Not enough Batman.

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#39 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

Not enough Batman.

or robin. i need my scherbatsky.

and something that isnt filled with nerd rage:

#40 Posted by Nefarious (18799 posts) - - Show Bio
@texasdeathmatch said:
@Nefarious said:
You are still being racist about Nick Fury being played by an African American..even though you say you are not a racist.
haha so obnoxious when people say that.  "I'm not racist, but here's a racist remark..."
Indeed. It is hypocrisy. 
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#41 Posted by _Zombie_ (10323 posts) - - Show Bio

On-topic, though, I haven't seen a good fanboy rage thread in awhile.

#42 Posted by SHAZAM117 (2659 posts) - - Show Bio

O__O....whoa...Soooooo.... you didn't like the movie, to each his/hers own I guess

#43 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

@MikeStark: So you made an account to tell comic fans why you didn't like Avengers? If you knew that no one would like your opinion, as you stated, why even bring it up? Omigod, it wasn't exactly what I wanted. Most of what you're complaining about can be answered with a simple Google search. And cursing isn't allowed. It makes one seems immature.

#44 Posted by GodOfMischief (636 posts) - - Show Bio

I'm sorry but you complain about the most pointless stuff, who cares if they weren't 100% accurate to the 616 comics?

#45 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7589 posts) - - Show Bio

I agree in some areas of your argument. But it doesn't really bother me enough to the point of not buying the movie.

#46 Posted by Necrotic_Lycanthrope (2388 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman:

I'm thinking of getting my summer's dose of blockbusters purely as BLU-rays so as I can flip of the DVD companies who have cheapened out since the Friday the 13th remake DVD (a crap ass DVD with one documentary. Sadly enough, its Oscar worthy compared to all the rest I've seen so far.)

And I'm stuck with VHS's and DVD players. D:

#47 Posted by The Stegman (23162 posts) - - Show Bio
@Necrotic_Lycanthrope:  
 
I'm seriously fed up with it. Both Captain America and Thor have only had single disc releases of DVD and saved all the bonus footage for blu ray, not ALL of us have blu ray, seriously it's like they're trying to force DVD into being obsolete like they did VHS...no offense to your VHS (I have one too)
#48 Posted by Necrotic_Lycanthrope (2388 posts) - - Show Bio

@The Stegman:

Lol, I grew up with VHS. I used to make huts for my beanie babies out of the plastic covers. But I loved the features of the DVD....but now the BLU Ray is taking over! G'AAAH! At least make TVs that are DVD/BLU Ray compatible instead of a brand new disc and a brand new system that can't interweave with other systems. Not everybody has a XBox or PS3 to play those discs. I certainly don't.

#49 Posted by The Stegman (23162 posts) - - Show Bio
@Necrotic_Lycanthrope: I'm also glad that Blu ray players play regular DVDs...who knows...maybe I'll buy one...eventually...if I'm forced, and I will do it kicking and screaming.
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