Norris Stops a Chainsaw with Bare Hands

Stares at him for a second and makes the man disappear out of thin air.

Canon

Norris is so corny.

@HolySerpent said:

Norris is so corny.

And overated

That's just so terrible it's not even funny.

@thespideyguy said:

@HolySerpent said:

Norris is so corny.

And overated

And stupid.

God, that's stupid.

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

@thespideyguy: Yes he is overrated

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

He makes worse action films than Segal and that's kind of hard considering Segal is a fat guy with very little moves and mobility.

@StMichalofWilson said:

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

You called him horny serpent.

................................

I only find the Internet Chuck Norris amusing. The real one not so much.

Why won't people let the lame Chuck norris thing die out? It was lame and played out years ago.

I was half expected this to be a video of Chuck using a chainsaw and then stopping it.

i know not nor do i wish to know of this lame one called norris

@Vance Astro said:

He makes worse action films than Segal and that's kind of hard considering Segal is a fat guy with very little moves and mobility.

I once saw Steven Seagal snap the neck of a sandwich before he devoured it, but not before knife fighting a packet of relish.

@Vance Astro said:

He makes worse action films than Segal and that's kind of hard considering Segal is a fat guy with very little moves and mobility.

I once saw Steven Seagal snap the neck of a sandwich before he devoured it, but not before knife fighting a packet of relish.

Doesn't that guy ever shave his beard?

Okaaaay...

@LONGTIME:

@Vance Astro

I thought I was the only one who hated Segal.

Although I did like him in Machete

Chuck Norris beat Bruce lee?

@StMichalofWilson: Chuck Norris is overrated and stupid. If Bruce Lee was still alive they'd be making Bruce Lee facts.

@ImmortalOne said:

@StMichalofWilson:If Bruce Lee was still alive they'd be making Bruce Lee facts.

He makes facts in Heaven.

@LONGTIME said:

Lol! Awesome picture is awesome.

I love how people say he's overrated when the only overrated thing about him is the fact that he's the butt of those Chuck Norris jokes which no one takes seriously anyway. 
 
On that note, Chuck Norris didn't stop the chainsaw, the chainsaw stopped itself, it didn't want to touch Chuck Norris.

@King Saturn said:

@LONGTIME said:

ha ha ha ha ha ha

That was Bruce Lee with the paddle.

Well this gives quite the image to young children. Grow a beard and stop a chainsaw with your bare hands.

Maybe it was some kind of self parody

@Deranged Midget said:

Well this gives quite the image to young children. Grow a beard and stop a chainsaw with your bare hands.

LOL.

LMAO

@LONGTIME said:

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning:

My Pisces brother d^_^b

@Living_Monstrosity said:

@StMichalofWilson said:

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

This

This this.

@LONGTIME said:

I was just thinking to post that video, then I see this.