#1 Posted by 7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning (3575 posts) - - Show Bio

Stares at him for a second and makes the man disappear out of thin air.

Canon

#2 Posted by King Saturn (225088 posts) - - Show Bio
lmmfao
#3 Posted by HolySerpent (12805 posts) - - Show Bio

Norris is so corny.

#4 Posted by thespideyguy (2650 posts) - - Show Bio

@HolySerpent said:

Norris is so corny.

And overated

#5 Posted by Aiden Cross (15526 posts) - - Show Bio

That's just so terrible it's not even funny.

#6 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18714 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy said:

@HolySerpent said:

Norris is so corny.

And overated

And stupid.

#7 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4763 posts) - - Show Bio

God, that's stupid.

#8 Posted by StMichalofWilson (4098 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

#9 Posted by terry2012 (5910 posts) - - Show Bio

@thespideyguy: Yes he is overrated

#10 Posted by Living_Monstrosity (435 posts) - - Show Bio
@StMichalofWilson said:

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

This
#11 Posted by Vance Astro (91403 posts) - - Show Bio

He makes worse action films than Segal and that's kind of hard considering Segal is a fat guy with very little moves and mobility.

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#12 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18714 posts) - - Show Bio

@StMichalofWilson said:

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

You called him horny serpent.

#13 Posted by redbird3rdboywonder (4502 posts) - - Show Bio

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#14 Posted by Lvenger (21143 posts) - - Show Bio

I only find the Internet Chuck Norris amusing. The real one not so much.

#15 Edited by TheSwordsman (1954 posts) - - Show Bio

Why won't people let the lame Chuck norris thing die out? It was lame and played out years ago.

#16 Posted by Nova`Prime` (4165 posts) - - Show Bio

I was half expected this to be a video of Chuck using a chainsaw and then stopping it.

#17 Posted by theTimeStreamer (2841 posts) - - Show Bio

i know not nor do i wish to know of this lame one called norris

#18 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4763 posts) - - Show Bio

@Vance Astro said:

He makes worse action films than Segal and that's kind of hard considering Segal is a fat guy with very little moves and mobility.

I once saw Steven Seagal snap the neck of a sandwich before he devoured it, but not before knife fighting a packet of relish.

#19 Posted by Vance Astro (91403 posts) - - Show Bio
@sesquipedalophobe said:

@Vance Astro said:

He makes worse action films than Segal and that's kind of hard considering Segal is a fat guy with very little moves and mobility.

I once saw Steven Seagal snap the neck of a sandwich before he devoured it, but not before knife fighting a packet of relish.

It's always that damn relish!
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#20 Posted by TheSecondOpinion (614 posts) - - Show Bio

Doesn't that guy ever shave his beard?

#21 Posted by LONGTIME (923 posts) - - Show Bio
#22 Posted by Inverno (13284 posts) - - Show Bio

Okaaaay...

#23 Posted by LONGTIME (923 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Posted by Sideslash (5918 posts) - - Show Bio

@LONGTIME:

#25 Posted by HolySerpent (12805 posts) - - Show Bio

I thought I was the only one who hated Segal.

Although I did like him in Machete

#26 Edited by HolySerpent (12805 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris beat Bruce lee?

#27 Posted by ImmortalOne (3535 posts) - - Show Bio

@StMichalofWilson: Chuck Norris is overrated and stupid. If Bruce Lee was still alive they'd be making Bruce Lee facts.

#28 Posted by 7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning (3575 posts) - - Show Bio

@ImmortalOne said:

@StMichalofWilson:If Bruce Lee was still alive they'd be making Bruce Lee facts.

He makes facts in Heaven.

#29 Posted by Samimista (21011 posts) - - Show Bio

@LONGTIME said:

Lol! Awesome picture is awesome.

#30 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20443 posts) - - Show Bio

#31 Posted by The Stegman (25983 posts) - - Show Bio

I love how people say he's overrated when the only overrated thing about him is the fact that he's the butt of those Chuck Norris jokes which no one takes seriously anyway. 
 
On that note, Chuck Norris didn't stop the chainsaw, the chainsaw stopped itself, it didn't want to touch Chuck Norris.

#32 Posted by King Saturn (225088 posts) - - Show Bio
@LONGTIME said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha
#33 Posted by 7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning (3575 posts) - - Show Bio

@King Saturn said:

@LONGTIME said:
ha ha ha ha ha ha

That was Bruce Lee with the paddle.

#34 Posted by Deranged Midget (17965 posts) - - Show Bio

Well this gives quite the image to young children. Grow a beard and stop a chainsaw with your bare hands.

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#35 Posted by TheThe (1759 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe it was some kind of self parody

#36 Posted by ShootingNova (18993 posts) - - Show Bio

@Deranged Midget said:

Well this gives quite the image to young children. Grow a beard and stop a chainsaw with your bare hands.

LOL.

#37 Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan (3863 posts) - - Show Bio

LMAO

#38 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2899 posts) - - Show Bio

@LONGTIME said:

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#40 Posted by superstay (10475 posts) - - Show Bio

@7am_Waking_Up_In_The_Morning:

My Pisces brother d^_^b

#41 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@Living_Monstrosity said:

@StMichalofWilson said:

Chuck Norris is awesome

HornySerpent, sesquipedalophode, Aiden Cross, thespiderguy, and mrdecepticonleader can all go to hell.

This

This this.

#42 Posted by deadpoolrules (4683 posts) - - Show Bio

@LONGTIME said:

#43 Posted by TheSpiritStalker (2092 posts) - - Show Bio

I was just thinking to post that video, then I see this.