new conspiracy theory_Obama planned Aurora massacre!

Now I've heard everything- Barack Obama (and of course the UN) secretly planned last week's "Dark Knight massacre" in Denver , presumably in order to make the case for the seizure of guns from American citizens as per the Arms Trade Treaty (due to be signed tomorrow)- never mind the inconvenient fact that the ATT explicitly precludes any and ALL attempts to do so for privately held weapons of law abiding individual citizens living insignatory member states( contrary to what wingnut Wayne La Pierre, President of the National Rifle Association claims), with James Holmes as presumably a Lee Harvey Oswaldesque "fall guy/patsy".

Remember folks you heard it here first!

@Paracelsus said:

Remember folks you heard it here first!

...and how I wish I hadn't. This kind of thing no longer really shocks or surprises me, but it still hurts me in my thinking place.

Have some god damn respect 

Oh great, feed Rush Limbaugh's ego.

F***ing conspiracies...

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........I just.........I.......What the?.........How........Why the?........Who the hell came up with.......My mind is going into some kind of seizure from retardedness. I need a minute to lie down!

*Facepalm*

Shut up. Please. Just. Shut. Up.

@god_spawn said:

Oh great, feed Rush Limbaugh's ego.

XD.

Seriously though, as fun as it is to read these things, it's not true. Some guy literally just thought it up. I... I am disappoint.

This

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

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@menaceforever said:

This

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

Ignorance is bliss.

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

@god_spawn said:

One has nothing to do with the other. Bill Moyer was blaming the NRA for the shooting in Colorado...which is equally as dumb, so stupid, this wasn't political at all on any end. It was just about a nutjob who's GF broke up with him and him losing his mind and doing something stupid with guns.

scary thing is some folk will believe this crap!!

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

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Oh my God...This is just too stupid.

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

I've heard worse.

Wow I just wasted a minute of my life on this dumb s***.

Now the conspiracy theorists are getting desperate. Sad part is a third of the nation will probably believe it.

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Have some god damn respect

Who's the dumb*ss? You are! Yes you are... Yessss you are.... Yes you are you dumb*ss you... :p

You're stupid.

@InnerVenom123 said:

You're stupid.

Good God, I think it's rubbing off on me. I almost wanted to correct you for writing that as 'You're'..

The stupidity is STRONG with this one. 

Stupid.

Words cannot describe my anger towards this stupidity.

twinkies are made in an underground factory by cows and delivered by mole-people. and they're made out of ducks. cows hate ducks. DUCKS!!!!

@Chronus said:

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

I've heard worse.

Same.

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Have some god damn respect

@Raiiyn said:

Anythings possible

OMG somebody lock this

@Ms. Omega said:

OMG somebody lock this

Why?

@Mr_Ingenuity said:

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Have some god damn respect

@Raiiyn said:

@Glitch_Spawn

All of you, should really read what was written. Paracelsus isn't supporting this conspiracy theory, he's mocking it. It's pretty clear from the first four words, now i've heard everything and that entire middle section where he goes on to prove the theory is absolute cr*p, that he thinks it's as stupid you do.

I actually came up with this exact thing on the day of the massacre... but common sense prevented me from posting it online or talking about it seriously to anyone

@Afro_Warrior: Ummmmmm the picture was targeted at the people who are spouting this nonsense not the original poster. I'm pretty sure that I didn't reply to the poster or indicate that the picture was meant for him. O_o

@Raiiyn:

My apologies, usually when someone posts a meme image like that it's directed at the OP, my mistake.

@Afro_Warrior: Well nice of you to stick up for the OP nonetheless =)

IT'S TOTALLY TRUE!!!! IT'S JUST AS TRUE AS THE 80 FOOT ALIEN DOG FROM THE SUN THAT I KEEP IN MY BACKYARD!!!

@Delphic said:

IT'S TOTALLY TRUE!!!! IT'S JUST AS TRUE AS THE 80 FOOT ALIEN DOG FROM THE SUN THAT I KEEP IN MY BACKYARD!!!

You have an 80 foot alien dog?!?!

... Oh it's sarcasm :C

When I first"Googled" "Aurora massacre conspiracy theories" and saw the results I was reminded of George Orwell's quip that leftists in WWII believed that American troops in the UK were there not to fight the Axis but to put down an abortive Marxist revolution- "you HAD to be an intellectual to believe something like that- no working person in his/her right mind would!"

Terry

Everybody run!