• 68 results
  • 1
  • 2
Posted by Paracelsus (1607 posts) - - Show Bio

Now I've heard everything- Barack Obama (and of course the UN) secretly planned last week's "Dark Knight massacre" in Denver , presumably in order to make the case for the seizure of guns from American citizens as per the Arms Trade Treaty (due to be signed tomorrow)- never mind the inconvenient fact that the ATT explicitly precludes any and ALL attempts to do so for privately held weapons of law abiding individual citizens living insignatory member states( contrary to what wingnut Wayne La Pierre, President of the National Rifle Association claims), with James Holmes as presumably a Lee Harvey Oswaldesque "fall guy/patsy".

Remember folks you heard it here first!

#1 Posted by Inner_Demon (1800 posts) - - Show Bio

@Paracelsus said:

Remember folks you heard it here first!

...and how I wish I hadn't. This kind of thing no longer really shocks or surprises me, but it still hurts me in my thinking place.

#2 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (33099 posts) - - Show Bio

Have some god damn respect 

#3 Posted by God_Spawn (37764 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh great, feed Rush Limbaugh's ego.

Moderator
#4 Posted by guttridgeb (4832 posts) - - Show Bio

F***ing conspiracies...

#5 Edited by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20176 posts) - - Show Bio

.........

#6 Edited by Strider92 (16302 posts) - - Show Bio

........I just.........I.......What the?.........How........Why the?........Who the hell came up with.......My mind is going into some kind of seizure from retardedness. I need a minute to lie down!

#7 Edited by AweSam (7373 posts) - - Show Bio

*Facepalm*

#8 Edited by _Zombie_ (10417 posts) - - Show Bio

Shut up. Please. Just. Shut. Up.

#9 Edited by Funrush (1369 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

Oh great, feed Rush Limbaugh's ego.

XD.

Seriously though, as fun as it is to read these things, it's not true. Some guy literally just thought it up. I... I am disappoint.

#10 Posted by menaceforever (3696 posts) - - Show Bio

This

#11 Posted by dccomicsrule2011 (24214 posts) - - Show Bio

#12 Posted by dboyrules2011 (12965 posts) - - Show Bio

@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

.........

@menaceforever said:

This

#13 Posted by Raiiyn (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

#14 Posted by Icarusflies (12491 posts) - - Show Bio

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

Moderator
#15 Posted by Nefarious (19850 posts) - - Show Bio

Ignorance is bliss.

#16 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7765 posts) - - Show Bio

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

#17 Posted by Vaeternus (9410 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

One has nothing to do with the other. Bill Moyer was blaming the NRA for the shooting in Colorado...which is equally as dumb, so stupid, this wasn't political at all on any end. It was just about a nutjob who's GF broke up with him and him losing his mind and doing something stupid with guns.

#18 Posted by Chaos Prime (10842 posts) - - Show Bio

scary thing is some folk will believe this crap!!

#19 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5242 posts) - - Show Bio

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

#20 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

You know what they say about a fourth of the population being retarded. You are in that demographic buddy.

#21 Posted by SandMan_ (4528 posts) - - Show Bio

.......
 
 
Oh my God...This is just too stupid.

#22 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4710 posts) - - Show Bio
@Paracelsus: Are you quoting or are you making a statement? Forwarding to snopes. 
#23 Posted by Dracade102 (8167 posts) - - Show Bio
#24 Posted by MatKrenz (1233 posts) - - Show Bio
Futurama - Meme
#25 Edited by Chronus (1115 posts) - - Show Bio

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

I've heard worse.

#26 Posted by Sovereign91001 (4250 posts) - - Show Bio

Wow I just wasted a minute of my life on this dumb s***.

#27 Posted by Duke_Nasty (1017 posts) - - Show Bio

Now the conspiracy theorists are getting desperate. Sad part is a third of the nation will probably believe it.

#28 Posted by KnightRise (4785 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Have some god damn respect
#29 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

Who's the dumb*ss? You are! Yes you are... Yessss you are.... Yes you are you dumb*ss you... :p

#30 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29499 posts) - - Show Bio

You're stupid.

#31 Posted by _Zombie_ (10417 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123 said:

You're stupid.

Good God, I think it's rubbing off on me. I almost wanted to correct you for writing that as 'You're'..

#32 Posted by cyberninja (10413 posts) - - Show Bio

The stupidity is STRONG with this one. 

#33 Posted by Madame_Mist (1325 posts) - - Show Bio

Stupid.

#34 Posted by ImmortalOne (3382 posts) - - Show Bio

Words cannot describe my anger towards this stupidity.

#35 Posted by JohnnyWalker (821 posts) - - Show Bio

twinkies are made in an underground factory by cows and delivered by mole-people. and they're made out of ducks. cows hate ducks. DUCKS!!!!

#36 Posted by Vortex13 (12250 posts) - - Show Bio

@Chronus said:

@Icarusflies said:

This is actually the dumbest conspiracy theory I have ever heard. EVER.

I've heard worse.

Same.

#37 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (7434 posts) - - Show Bio

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Have some god damn respect

@Raiiyn said:

#38 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - - Show Bio

Anythings possible

#39 Posted by Ms. Omega (4450 posts) - - Show Bio

OMG somebody lock this

#40 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - - Show Bio

@Ms. Omega said:

OMG somebody lock this

Why?

#41 Posted by Afro_Warrior (1120 posts) - - Show Bio

@Mr_Ingenuity said:

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Have some god damn respect

@Raiiyn said:

All of you, should really read what was written. Paracelsus isn't supporting this conspiracy theory, he's mocking it. It's pretty clear from the first four words, now i've heard everything and that entire middle section where he goes on to prove the theory is absolute cr*p, that he thinks it's as stupid you do.

#42 Posted by Imagine_Man15 (1801 posts) - - Show Bio

I actually came up with this exact thing on the day of the massacre... but common sense prevented me from posting it online or talking about it seriously to anyone

#43 Posted by Raiiyn (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

@Afro_Warrior: Ummmmmm the picture was targeted at the people who are spouting this nonsense not the original poster. I'm pretty sure that I didn't reply to the poster or indicate that the picture was meant for him. O_o

#44 Posted by Afro_Warrior (1120 posts) - - Show Bio

@Raiiyn:

My apologies, usually when someone posts a meme image like that it's directed at the OP, my mistake.

#45 Posted by Raiiyn (3494 posts) - - Show Bio

@Afro_Warrior: Well nice of you to stick up for the OP nonetheless =)

#46 Posted by Delphic (1470 posts) - - Show Bio

IT'S TOTALLY TRUE!!!! IT'S JUST AS TRUE AS THE 80 FOOT ALIEN DOG FROM THE SUN THAT I KEEP IN MY BACKYARD!!!

#47 Posted by Project_Worm (3391 posts) - - Show Bio

@Delphic said:

IT'S TOTALLY TRUE!!!! IT'S JUST AS TRUE AS THE 80 FOOT ALIEN DOG FROM THE SUN THAT I KEEP IN MY BACKYARD!!!

You have an 80 foot alien dog?!?!

... Oh it's sarcasm :C

#48 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (17132 posts) - - Show Bio

@Afro_Warrior said:

@Mr_Ingenuity said:

@Jonny_Anonymous said:

Have some god damn respect

@Raiiyn said:

All of you, should really read what was written. Paracelsus isn't supporting this conspiracy theory, he's mocking it. It's pretty clear from the first four words, now i've heard everything and that entire middle section where he goes on to prove the theory is absolute cr*p, that he thinks it's as stupid you do.

No one likes a boy scout :P

#49 Posted by Paracelsus (1607 posts) - - Show Bio

When I first"Googled" "Aurora massacre conspiracy theories" and saw the results I was reminded of George Orwell's quip that leftists in WWII believed that American troops in the UK were there not to fight the Axis but to put down an abortive Marxist revolution- "you HAD to be an intellectual to believe something like that- no working person in his/her right mind would!"

Terry

#50 Posted by Cozy_Da_Djed_Eye (10085 posts) - - Show Bio

Everybody run!