My Pet vs Your Pet. For the fate of the world!!

The Elder of the Universe "Grandmaster" has become bored with pitting hero vs hero. So he comes to our planet to try something new. He promises to grant the wish of "Whoever is owner of the most powerful pet." Your job is to prove why your pet would win it for you. But don't bother because my pet is winning it. Introducing: Lula

Feats/Stats:

Strength: My little cousin put his Optimus Prime robot on her back and she effortlessly carried it up a flight of stairs and back down. Remember: Optimus Prime has the weight of a robot and vehicle.

Durability: Lula was on a table at least 3 ft high and fell off. Got back up like NOTHING HAPPENED and went about her business.

Intelligence: Lula got out the yard and headed for the street. Heard and saw a truck coming and got out of the way of the truck.

Fighting Skill: Lula has beaten a bird, dragonfly(something many humans run from) and a mouse with no weapons or gadgets.

Hardcore fact. I had a slice of Supreme meat pizza. Lula got to it and only ate the ham,sausage and bacon off of it. Now that's gangsta.

cute thread but wrong forum

I have a scorpion, 8 inches long, poison to stun... :) spot ftw.... And if not, i can unleash my monitor Lizard to devour your piglett.

Aaawww....Lula's cute. My cats would get their a$$e$ kicked all day lol. I think they would beat her in the stealth and hiding dept though.

Here is one of them...Thor...

Strength: my scorpion can snap a pencil in half with it's forearms... My monitor can bite off my hand... And they are both always blood lusted :)

@nickthedevil: why the hell do you have a monitor lizard? i just looked them up and they look like Komodo dragons. are they the same thing or relatives. do they have poisonous saliva?

@pooty: That's a cute pig lol.

My dogs have fought off a German Shepard and Coyote, although they took the Coyote by surprise.

Holding paws

@nickthedevil said:

I have a scorpion, 8 inches long, poison to stun... :) spot ftw.... And if not, i can unleash my monitor Lizard to devour your piglett.

I have a Tarantula 12 inches in diameter.

I keep the Phoenix Force caged up at my place.

@BringnIt said:

I keep the Phoenix Force caged up at my place.

Lol this.

Lol no they don't have poisonous saliva. And yes, they are like komodo dragons, but smaller... And they use their tails as whips... It kinda hurts... LOL... But A bite has manor chance of being infected.

I feed it baby mice (that can't even open their eyes yet)... And they squeak alot while getting eaten.

my spotty can whip all your pets butts lol. the little bastard bites hard and scratches with ferocity. not bad for a flea market find ^_^ lol

My dog loses to everyone . . .

@VictorGrey said:

My dog loses to everyone . . .

awww what kind do you have?

@umbrafeline: A maltese, the laziest breed . . .

@VictorGrey: oh then yeah it would lose alot. i once had a dog that ate bees and not a single fuck was given

My Monitor Solos :)

My cat solos.

my cat hunts with a pack ^_^

Well....I lose here.

since my pet is an imaginary unicorn/sasquatch hybrid I believe I take the cake on this.

@jeanlucpicard: They are Pembroke Corgis. There are also Cardigan Corgis who are larger and have tails.

@SupremeHyperionsaid:

since my pet is an imaginary unicorn/sasquatch hybrid I believe I take the cake on this.

lol thats one hairy equine

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@umbrafeline said:

my cat hunts with a pack ^_^

mhmmmm...

more food for Gojira :)

majestic beasts

My cat Smokey 
Psycho as hell, when he was a kitten he chased off a turkey vulture and terrorized my family. 
He did this by scratching and biting until my elementary school thought someone was hurting me due to the scars all over my arms. 
Scratched and scarred my eyelid and didn't care.  
Can climb up screens and walls. 
Runs faster then any cat I've ever seen. 
Blinded a dog that attacked it. I think it was a Labrador. 
He always lands on all flors with his claws out.
Most important of all is that he stole a three pound ham off my granmas counter and ate the entire thing. O.o 
And he still terrorizes the neighborhood to this day. Hes about 8 years old. 
Him and your Pig would have alort of work but I think my cat would blind it and then toy with it before ripping it apart. O.o 
 
Mmmm...Bacon

Schnauzer beards are made out of hate, fear, and children's laughter you can't beat that

@nickthedevil said:

@umbrafeline said:

my cat hunts with a pack ^_^

mhmmmm...

more food for Gojira :)

ha! you wish :-) i said spotty hunts with a pack, i never said what the pack was ^_^

If only my pitbulls were such docile lick machines I could win.