My favorite pickup line of all time

Me: Are you a booger?

Female: Um, why?

Me: Cause I'd pick you first.

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-RocketRaccoonThingy

Hehe you are an awesome friend but truth is, your pick up like sucks .

You can do so much better, hehe, at least for Lylah

Eww

Brilliant!

@xwraith said:

First of all dudes, this is a pretty nerdish pickup line and I got this from those memes. Don't be hatin on me bruhs. XD

And, I'm sure I can do better for her clay. ^_^

@rocketraccoonthingy: he he he of course. For her is there anything you can't do he hehe

@rocketraccoonthingy: Bro, why u change your background like every other day....

lol

That was so lame that it actually made me laugh. Lmao.

She is everything.................

Prblm m8? XD

LOl

I prefer "I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass and then jump in a pool of vinegar just to drink your bath water"

"Do you like tapes and CDs?"

"Yes?..."

"How about I tape my dick to your forehead so you can see these nuts."

Wasted 5 mins wondering why I haven't heard of this before.

Hardcore bro.

Damn fuzzy.

@nalaniel said:

I'LL REK U M8

LOL

Kind funny

@rocketraccoonthingy: Go in hardcore...bitches love guys that are hardcore.

"Do you like dragons?"

"They're alright I guess, why?"

"Want me to dragon my balls across your forehead?"

Or go for the bad boy approach...bitches love bad boys.

@rocketraccoonthingy: Too easy...everybody loves bacons

My favorite one is

"Does this smell like chloroform"

eh, there've definitely been worse ones. still, i like this one:

"do you have pet insurance?"

"no, why?"

"because i wanna destroy your p****."

or...

"are you my pinky toe?"

"no, why?"

"Cuz i'm gonna bang you against a table soon."

@rocketraccoonthingy: Is that another one of those amazing pick up lines?

that was so funny i forgot to laugh

Men don't need pickup lines. All you have to do is be THE STRONGEST FIGHTER THERE IS.

Remember there are vegetarian chicks here bruh.

I AM

Maybe you just forgot to use your humor a bit. XD

@rocketraccoonthingy:

I'm the toughest b@$t@rd there is. How can you be the best fighter if I am?

" If I where a pirate, you be my booty."

Prove it first...............

@rocketraccoonthingy:

Damn son.......... You get a follow fo dat.

@black_wreath said:

@rocketraccoonthingy:

You're 13.

gr8