My Comic Book Alphabet

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Hey blog readers! 
 
I had an idea: I was digging thru a few boxes, and found some of those "learning to read" books for kids ages 3 to 6. Later I found myself thinking about those books like"A is for apple, B is for ball" and for whatever reason I thought, "someone should make a comic book version of those! Instead of A is for APPLE, you could have B is for BATMAN!" I know a ton of parents who'd buy that book "for their kids," but really for themselves.
 
So… I did. Except it's not a book. It's just a blog list. Granted, it's probably not the best thing to show small children given the level of violence, and my propensity for swearing, but it was fun to make and I think it came out pretty funny (but as the author, I know the cadence of the words; where the beats should fall, and how long the pauses should be). I had to forego some of my preferred choices like W is for WONDER WOMAN because I couldn't get it to work wtih the rhyme scheme I had going (that's the problem with rhyming couplets, you have to work in pairs of 2). So, if this makes you laugh, or makes you realize you could do one way better, please post your replies below. 
 

 A is for ABOMINATION who got shot in the head.
 A is for ABOMINATION who got shot in the head.
 B is for BATMAN. His parents are dead!
 B is for BATMAN. His parents are dead!
 C is CASSANDRA CAIN, the best Batgirl of all.
 C is CASSANDRA CAIN, the best Batgirl of all.
 D is for DEADPOOL. He breaks the 4th Wall.
 D is for DEADPOOL. He breaks the 4th Wall.
 E is ELEKTRA, who came back to life.
 E is ELEKTRA, who came back to life.
 F's Mr. FANTASTIC, who slaps around his wife.
 F's Mr. FANTASTIC, who slaps around his wife.
 G is for GHOST RIDER. His hellfire goes Fwoosh!
 G is for GHOST RIDER. His hellfire goes Fwoosh!
 H is for HAL, who's a bit of a douche. 
 H is for HAL, who's a bit of a douche. 
 I is for IRON FIST, who seems Asian, but's White.
 I is for IRON FIST, who seems Asian, but's White.
 J is for JOKER, who hates the Dark Knight.
 J is for JOKER, who hates the Dark Knight.
         
K is for KICK-ASS, sitting in piss.
K is for KICK-ASS, sitting in piss.
 L is for LOBO looks like he's in KISS!
 L is for LOBO looks like he's in KISS!
 M is for MR. MXYZPTLK.
 M is for MR. MXYZPTLK.
 N is for NIGHTWING… 'cause the ladies love Dick.
 N is for NIGHTWING… 'cause the ladies love Dick.
O is for Osborn, who's bat-shit insane!
O is for Osborn, who's bat-shit insane!
P is for POWER GIRL. I respect her big brain.
P is for POWER GIRL. I respect her big brain.
 Q is The QUESTION, a man with no face.
 Q is The QUESTION, a man with no face.
R is for ROM. He's a knight… that's from space? 
R is for ROM. He's a knight… that's from space? 

S is for SNOWFLAME, the man powered by coke!
S is for SNOWFLAME, the man powered by coke!
         
 T is THANOS. He wants to give Death a poke.
 T is THANOS. He wants to give Death a poke.
U is for ULTIMATES, who lead screwed up lives.
U is for ULTIMATES, who lead screwed up lives.
V is for V, in his Fawkes mask, and knives.
V is for V, in his Fawkes mask, and knives.
W for WOLVERINE, who likes drinking beer. 
W for WOLVERINE, who likes drinking beer. 
X is for X-MEN. You knew they'd be here. 
X is for X-MEN. You knew they'd be here. 
Y is for YORICK, the last man on earth 
Y is for YORICK, the last man on earth 
And Z is for ZOIDBERG. I'm helping, what mirth! 
And Z is for ZOIDBERG. I'm helping, what mirth! 
So that's my comic book alphabet. I hope you like it. 
And once again, if you loved it, hated it, or think you could do it better, I'd love to hear from you.
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#1  Edited By umbrafeline

lol love it especially hal

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#2  Edited By _Zombie_

This was perfect.

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#3  Edited By utotheg38

A Is for dat @ss Artemis got in young justice Invasion. DDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN

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#4  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

"P is for POWER GIRL. I respect her big brain.

LOL

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#5  Edited By utotheg38

Q Is for Question hittin huntress @ss In justice leauge. XD

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#6  Edited By knighthood

Wow. A Rom the Space Knight sighting.

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#7  Edited By TheGoldenOne
LOL Nice work.
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#8  Edited By Maki_P

Snowflame is saying "Challenge Accepted"???

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#9  Edited By blackadamFTW

That's hilarious.

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#10  Edited By Fantasgasmic

@Maki_P: the challenge was clearly NOT "stop doing cocaine."

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#11  Edited By Maki_P

@Fantasgasmic: Clearly

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#12  Edited By YoungJustice

@utotheg38 said:

A Is for dat @ss Artemis got in young justice Invasion. DDDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNN

@utotheg38 said:

Q Is for Question hittin huntress @ss In justice leauge. XD