Most Awkward moments of your life?

Ok, so it doesnt have to be the MOST awkward, Im cure some of that wouldnt entirely be suitable for some of the younger users on the site, if we have any, but I just thought this'd be fun. I dont really have a whole lot Id like to say yet, but one of the first things that comes to mind for me is when I was like 11 years old, and blowing leaves off of our porch, I got really bored and decided to spice it up, and well, I was into DBZ back then, and I started pretending to do a kame ha me however you spell it with the leaf blower, my dad walks outside right then to hear me say it, and just looks at me, shakes his head and goes back inside.

If you knew my dad and you knew me, youd know why that was so weird, he hates pretty much everything Im into , so that was a nce explanation. Hopefully yours'll be funnier than that, Im just lame and dont start off threads really well =\

lol

nice

Well, back when i was 7, i was already a good manipulator... sounds funny but this is what happened. Me and a friend from kentucky (L.D was his name) were wondering if you believe hard enough you could fall through the concrete floor and find yourself *on the other side*. anyways we counted to three and said that we'd both do it at the same time, so i just counted to three and saw him let himself fall, he knocked himself out, i took a small rock scratched myself in the face a little so he would believe me when i said i did it too :D

"Well, back when i was 7, i was already a good manipulator... sounds funny but this is what happened. Me and a friend from kentucky (L.D was his name) were wondering if you believe hard enough you could fall through the concrete floor and find yourself *on the other side*. anyways we counted to three and said that we'd both do it at the same time, so i just counted to three and saw him let himself fall, he knocked himself out, i took a small rock scratched myself in the face a little so he would believe me when i said i did it too :D"

"nice"

That would be when i was 16 years old and a girl asked me to the movies. So i assumed she liked me in a boyfriend/girlfriend kinda way. Halfway in the movie i put my arm around her and she didn't mind, so i thought i could take it a step further, and i tried to kiss her.... Big mistake... She was kinda shocked and moved her head away from me, just looking at me surprised..

And i didn't know what to say, so we just looked at each other in a very awkward manner...... god, that sucked.....

XD

ouch Dx

I was doing a performance at school for my Performing Arts/Drama class and I fell over but when I finished the preformance, I sat down with my legs wide open and the girl directly opposite me said "Nice boxers!" then I realised my trousers split open in the most awkward place....

I started pretending to do a kame ha me however you spell it with the leaf blower, my dad walks outside right then to hear me say it, and just looks at me, shakes his head and goes back inside.

This isn't really awkward, well it might've been for DC. but in an VV RPG ages ago I was fighting against to other RPGers who had accounts named after actual characters, so I was fighting the two on my own. when I'm joined by Mags and DC, DC tells me to leave and that he's got it covered, then starts fighting the two as NPC's not knowing they're actual RPGers, so in the end he has two of them decapitated by auto hits, which DC didn't realize, the next day the guys come in and were like WTF,  how was I killed and stuff like that.....looking back it makes me crack up. and then I think the RPG died....

When Capt Hammer stole my girlfriend..

In the end of the school term this year, our class was about to be separated, so we made a list of people's email adresses...

When I tried to reach one of them on MSN, like way later, it showed that the adress written down belonged to someone I've never heard of xP

"In the end of the school term this year, our class was about to be separated, so we made a list of people's email adresses...

When I tried to reach one of them on MSN, like way later, it showed that the adress written down belonged to someone I've never heard of xP"

When i was helping a lady bring her stroller down a flight of train station steps and i fell backwards down the steps , everyone just looked at me as i walked away

"Resonate said:

I started pretending to do a kame ha me however you spell it with the leaf blower, my dad walks outside right then to hear me say it, and just looks at me, shakes his head and goes back inside.

places his hand on Res's shoulder and shakes his head

i'm so sorry

runs off before the laughter overtakes him

M"

This thread cracks me up...

@Res: Naughty Methos...

I was walking down from the steps about seven or so years ago from my church stage after singing a children's choir solo, tried to bow, and I tripped down and knocked over three people x_X

loll

Alcohol has eroded my sense of shame (and balance), so I've got nothing. I'm sure I've done plenty of things otherpeople would be embarrassed about.

"Alcohol has eroded my sense of shame (and balance), so I've got nothing. I'm sure I've done plenty of things otherpeople would be embarrassed about."

I'll try and think of one that I can repeat.

"I'll try and think of one that I can repeat."

I used to get the bus to work. It was a work bus, so everyone on there worked where I did, though different departments. One Monday morning, I'd forgotten my mp3 player and was singing in my head to pass the boring ride. What I hadn't realised is that I was still a little drunk from the night before and in my head was actually me singing. I'd gotten half way through Vertigo before I realised and I'm not Bono.

going to my own suprise birthday party of mine only to notice there's mostly all my ex girlfriends there

i don't know if i did................ too drunk to drunk to remember.

"I used to get the bus to work. It was a work bus, so everyone on there worked where I did, though different departments. One Monday morning, I'd forgotten my mp3 player and was singing in my head to pass the boring ride. What I hadn't realised is that I was still a little drunk from the night before and in my head was actually me singing. I'd gotten half way through Vertigo before I realised and I'm not Bono."

I was in 8th grade and saw this kid wearing this really ugly necklace. I went up to him and jokingly said. "Hey, where'd you get that ugly necklace? Haha your mom give it to you?" I expected him to laugh but was shocked as he just walked away. My friend leaned over and whispered that his mom died of cancer the year before, and had given that to him on her death bed...... never again will i talk about mom giving people stuff lol.

My best friend pushed me off a scooter in third grade and I beat him up in front of his fan girls. He never looked me in the eye again, and for some reason he was the one that got in trouble. His birthday party was later that day, and well.....yeah

"I was in 8th grade and saw this kid wearing this really ugly necklace. I went up to him and jokingly said. "Hey, where'd you get that ugly necklace? Haha your mom give it to you?" I expected him to laugh but was shocked as he just walked away. My friend leaned over and whispered that his mom died of cancer the year before, and had given that to him on her death bed...... never again will i talk about mom giving people stuff lol."

after high school graduation a couple of years ago, my school always holds like a seniors night where we all do weird little games for prizes and for a $600 cash prize, in a relay race i tripped and face planted in front of everyone and had to go to the hospital.ended up with 26 stitches on my chin. turrible haha

lol

"I was in 8th grade and saw this kid wearing this really ugly necklace. I went up to him and jokingly said. "Hey, where'd you get that ugly necklace? Haha your mom give it to you?" I expected him to laugh but was shocked as he just walked away. My friend leaned over and whispered that his mom died of cancer the year before, and had given that to him on her death bed...... never again will i talk about mom giving people stuff lol."

Pissing on myself in 1st grade.

I was in a hoola-hoop race at my school and I had to skip into and out of it as I run, then after I done about 10 steps, I tripped and my hoola-hoop went in between my legs and I accidentally pulled because I didn't know it was between my legs. I fell because it was soooo painful and I fell into my other friends lane. He said "Move!" and kicked my bottom. :P After that, everyone laughed at me and I was laughing as well...

When I was eight, there was this lady wearing the same coat as my mother in the mall, and I thought it really was my mom, so I ran up behind her and tackle-hugged her. xD The lady fell over, and yeahhh. That was really bad.

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When I was eight, there was this lady wearing the same coat as my mother in the mall, and I thought it really was my mom, so I ran up behind her and tackle-hugged her. xD The lady fell over, and yeahhh. That was really bad.

"

I told my cousin's crush that he liked her, and I told him her reply, which was "I already know, haha" and he stopped, stared at me for a second, and kicked me in the balls. This would have been fine if we hadnt been in our church parking lot with tons of people around

Res!

Yeah?

Why is you not on MSN?

hmmmmmmm............i got pantsed in like 9th grade on my way to class....i pretended like it didn't phase me that my panties were now around my ankles and just kept going. 

KEEKKEKKEKEK saturnnnnn XDDDDDDDDDD





lol wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll       umm   when i was sent to fostercare a while back  i was sent with this black lady o__O and well she was one of those ministers at churches and she would tell me why would i always dress in black (i had hella colored clothes though XDD) and well..........i had to go to church with her

>__>;;;; i was the only light person there...(no offence to some people reading this @___@)

Playing rugby at school (between dinosaur hunts), I managed to get the ball and ran like the wind. As the tri-line approached and I was clear of any opposition, I began to enjoy my rare moment of sporting triumph. Then my foot slipped in the mud and rugby became gymnastics as I did a perfect splits, slamming my more delicate parts into the ground. Despite my teenage Spider-man obsession, I was not as acrobatic as I needed to be to actually do that and after a moment of sucking up the agony, had to limp through the rest of the game. I didn't get my tri or my moment of glory, but I did make the whole class wince. 

"Playing rugby at school (between dinosaur hunts), I managed to get the ball and ran like the wind. As the tri-line approached and I was clear of any opposition, I began to enjoy my rare moment of sporting triumph. Then my foot slipped in the mud and rugby became gymnastics as I did a perfect splits, slamming my more delicate parts into the ground. Despite my teenage Spider-man obsession, I was not as acrobatic as I needed to be to actually do that and after a moment of sucking up the agony, had to limp through the rest of the game. I didn't get my tri or my moment of glory, but I did make the whole class wince. "

in 5th grade my best friend said she liked me


AKWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD~

In 7th grade I asked a girl who sat next to me if she wanted to go out. Well I kinda had to because this black kid behind me kept telling me to ask her out. She said........maybe. Well I wanna thank the maker of this topic for bringing up bad memories I havent thought of in years. Thanks.