More appropriate movie titles - Off-Topic

#1 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

The challenge is simple think of a movie and give it a title more appropriate to what happens in the movie

1. Star War- Or R2D2 and the idiots who'd be dead without him

2. Expendables- Or Aging stars blow s**t up

3. Paranormal Activity- Or One lame jump scare

#2 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (3391 posts) - 5 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Yugioh the movie or we want to make money off a children's card game

#3 Posted by Aiden Cross (14779 posts) - 5 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Titanic - She lives, he dies.

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#4 Posted by The Stegman (13719 posts) - 5 months, 25 days ago - Show Bio

Avatar- Dances with Smurfs
The Blair Witch Project- One day i got lost in the woods and scared myself senseless
Lord of the Rings- A very long walk to a volcano

#5 Posted by Dracade102 (8175 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

The Avengers (1960) - "Sorry, not the "Avengers" you were hoping for"

Batman and Robin - "Bat-hero and Birdkid: The unlicensed parody"

Doctor Who: The Movie - "Doctor Who & The alien Terminator rip-off"

Friday the 13th Part 5 - "Friday the 13th: The Official low-budget Parody"

#6 Posted by coolguyr99 (3014 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Transformers - Robots, hot girls and EXPLOSIONS.

#7 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

The Hungers Games - Twilight meets Battle Royale.

#8 Posted by DarkKnightDetective (7075 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

#9 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (6660 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Total Recall - "Where's the chick with three boobs?"

#10 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

bump

#11 Posted by turoksonofstone (12463 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

All Hollywood Films - "wanna see some ill-conceived crap for $20 a head?? Snacks extra"

#12 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 24 days ago - Show Bio

Ghost Rider 2- Or Here's 95 minutes of your life you won't get back

#13 Edited by Nefarious (16427 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Back to the Future - A blast from the past.

#14 Posted by TheCerealKillz (10212 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Transformers 4 - Michael Bay needs his drug money.

#15 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

One for the Money- Or Yes Katherine Heigl is still getting work somehow

#16 Edited by Nefarious (16427 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Spider-Man 3 - Peter goes Emo and desparately needs anger management classes.

#17 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

The Big Lebowski- Or We have no idea what's going on either but its still cool

#18 Posted by SandMan_ (2731 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

The Big Lebowski- Or We have no idea what's going on either but its still cool

LOL

#19 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

2012 - 2 Hours of CGI Masturbation

#20 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

The Return of the King- 14 f**king endings

#21 Posted by Nefarious (16427 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Bruce Almighty - With great power comes great responsibility...........and great sex.

#22 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Kill Bill volume 1- Japanese people have an unreasonable amount of blood in them

#23 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

The Last Airbender - M. Night Shyamalan's descent into madness is complete.

#24 Edited by k4tzm4n (31435 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

The Raid: Redemption - Punch, Kick, Stab
The Grey - Liam Neeson vs Nature
The Cabin in the Woods - Stop Thinking it's a Horror Film, it's a Comedy
Chronicle - Super-angst
Spider-Man 3 - Disappointing
X-Men Origins: First Class & Prometheus - Fassbender's Greatness

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#25 Posted by JediXMan (23368 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Avatar: We spent too much on CGI to hire good writers.

Star Wars: Who let Lucas get to the writing desk?

The Matrix: Slowwwwww mooooooo

#26 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Grave of the Fireflies - You will curl up and cry like a bitch.

10,000 - Rolland Emmerich fails pre-historic times forever.

The Dark Knight - The Joker.

#27 Posted by venomyak (1434 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Harry Potter and the Half-blood Prince- Harry Potter and the worst film in the series.

#28 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 23 days ago - Show Bio

Attack of the Clones- George Lucas is terrible now

#29 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1 - Harry goes camping

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 - Stuff blowing up with magic.

#30 Edited by Deadite (7601 posts) - 5 months, 15 days ago - Show Bio

The Dark Knight Rises: Multicultural voice can sound wounded and psychotic.

Star Wars Episode 1~3: George Lucas Get Out of My House

#31 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

To Boldly Flee - Why critics should leave film-making to actual filmmakers.

Amazing Spider-Man - Unneeded Too Soon Reboot

The Avengers - Nerd Boner

I Am Number Four - Twilight meets Aliens

Justice League Movie - Warner Grew Some Balls but Not Strong Enough to Keep with Marvel.

#32 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (3391 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

The Hobbit(I loved the movie btw)-Hey you have to wait another two years to see the entire Hobbit despite the book being 260 pages.

#33 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Scary Movie 5- Yes people are still dumb enough to pay to see these

#34 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@joshmightbe said:

Scary Movie 5- Yes people are still dumb enough to pay to see these

You can say the same for the Starving Games. Or anything Seltzeberg has done really.

#35 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat: They're pretty much interchangeable

#36 Posted by x_29 (2261 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Transformers- Giant robots tearing up sheeit

DKR- The Dark Knight Returns,then falls, then rises, and ultimately disappoints.

BattleShip - Transformers 4

#37 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13927 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Speed Racer - DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE

#38 Posted by stoneo (321 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Inglorious Basterds and Django Unchained - Quentin Tarantino sh*ting on history.

#39 Edited by thespideyguy (1527 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Harry Potter and The Sorcerers Stone - Kids sit around studying, then do something half prepared.

Raising Hope - We need to learn how to raise this kid.

Lockdown - Safety measures are there for a reason/If you turn this off in the first 15 minutes we don't blame you.

#40 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (15467 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Dragonball Evolution: This Movie is a Piece of Sh*t Evolution

#41 Posted by Mutant God (2938 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

The Avengers - The Ultimates

#42 Edited by stoneo (321 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Gone With The Wind - Slavery Wasn't So Bad

#43 Posted by Gambit1024 (9889 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Superman Returns- Lol, What Does Kryptonite Do?

#44 Posted by Sideslash (5854 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

The Dark Knight Rises - Dafuq Happen to Bane?

#45 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

The Hangover 2 - Racist Edition

Jack And Jill - Adam Sandler Is Basically Just F****g With Us At This Point

Friends With Benefits - First World Problems.

#46 Posted by Nefarious (16427 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Forrest Gump - He lived to tell about it.

#47 Posted by joshmightbe (19943 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

The Dark Knight Rises- For about 20 minutes

#48 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (15467 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Dragonball Evolution: There is no Krillin Evolution.

#49 Posted by Mutant God (2938 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

One Night in Paris - Your a Terrible Person Paris Hilton

#50 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 5 months, 14 days ago - Show Bio

Kung Pow - Best Parody Ever Made.