Moderator initiations ideas.

So do you guys think that there is a moderator initiation ceremony.

My idea.

Potentials mods are water-boarded while being simultaneously shown a slide show showing Rob Leinfields Worst Art while having to listen to an audio loop of Fan-boys trying defend characters in battles they have no chance winning such as bane vs juggernaut, Storm vs Wonder-woman e.t.c. This lasts for 24 hours.

Please post your ideas if you have any.

@laflux: I think you know too much...

PREPARE THE TAPES!

The older mods pee in the pool and then tell G-Man the new mod did it. Things get ugly after that.

@Icarusflies said:

@laflux: I think you know too much...

PREPARE THE TAPES!

In all honesty having to listen to outlandish fan-boys would make me laugh, and while water-boarding is bad, i think anyone will be driven to insanity by seeing Leinfield's X-force drawings.

Sometimes I think I would prefer Liefeld and sometimes the waterboarding.

I think each initiation should be personalized. In the case of @RazzaTazz she should be made to Listen to speeches by George W. Bush non-stop for an entire week then made to write 100 blogs about how wonderful he is. Of course we are talking about initiations and not torture. XD

@Delphic: I am the voice of my own God.

We have a hazing process...

It's too traumatic to talk about...

@Mercy_ said:

It's too traumatic to talk about...

Do tell

@Mercy_ said:

It's too traumatic to talk about...

such is the price of being a mod- to gain ultimate power you must first lose all you hold dear.

@nick_hero22 said:

@Mercy_ said:

It's too traumatic to talk about...

Do tell

The usual stuff - training on Dagobah and then facing some big villain guy that turns out to be your dad, climbing Mount Doom, watching Thomas and Martha Wayne and Uncle Ben being killed in front of you, and running down some circular cave with giant boulder trying to run you over.

@RazzaTazz said:

@nick_hero22 said:

@Mercy_ said:

It's too traumatic to talk about...

Do tell

The usual stuff - training on Dagobah and then facing some big villain guy that turns out to be your dad, climbing Mount Doom, watching Thomas and Martha Wayne and Uncle Ben being killed in front of you, and running down some circular cave with giant boulder trying to run you over.

I knew the mods were Androids

I like the sound of this!

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The only way to become a mod is to kill a mod and take it's place as leader. That is the initiation.

The First Rule of the ceremony, is don't talk about the Ceremony.

The Second Rule of the Ceremony is don't talk about the Ceremony.

So why would anyone talk about the ceremony?

Listening to Carrot Top. For an Hour.

Set up 2 Televisions and make them watch the Disney channel and MTV channel while modern pop music is playing.

100 nazi scalps.

Make them watch every Uwe Boll movie.

@coolguyr99: Oh sweet lord...

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

The only way to become a mod is to kill a mod and take it's place as leader. That is the initiation.

What if I kill a mod to become a mod, then I kill another mod? Do I become more modly, AvX Style?

@god_spawn said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

The only way to become a mod is to kill a mod and take it's place as leader. That is the initiation.

What if I kill a mod to become a mod, then I kill another mod? Do I become more modly, AvX Style?

Depends on which mods you kill in the mod hierarchy.

@Deranged Midget: And then it can follow up with a marathon of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzers movies.

@god_spawn said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

The only way to become a mod is to kill a mod and take it's place as leader. That is the initiation.

What if I kill a mod to become a mod, then I kill another mod? Do I become more modly, AvX Style?

You have to decapitate the mod. Not really AvX style. It's more of a Highlander thingie.

@laflux said:

So do you guys think that there is a moderator initiation ceremony.

My idea.

Potentials mods are water-boarded while being simultaneously shown a slide show showing Rob Leinfields Worst Art...

I'm pretty sure this is prohibited by the Geneva Convention.

To prepare @Deranged Midget for the gruelling task of modship, I subjected him to many pictures of Iron Man and Captain America as a couple. Doesn't get more gruelling than that.

@Lvenger: This was never to be spoken of!