Me vs You!

@artyom:

cheap shot to you too

@ssj_god said:

@artyom:

cheap shot to you too

Get at me, mate!

You might can take me, doubt it though.

My stats.

- 5'5"

- 17 years of age.

- Athletic body type.

- Average level intellect.

- Fast and nimble.

- My hands are bony but I have pretty good reflexes and striking accuracy.

- I don't fight crazy people so yeah

- Minor sex appeal

Round 2 I would win I blitz, don't ask how

round 3 I say we win with a 6 to 10 ratio

Stats

5'11

16

Built

Smart

Trained in hapkido, boxing, etc

When angered does not go feral but instead begins to speed up his attacks.

Oh I forgot. The peoples champ is omnipotent.

I explained this before Jonez...

Gay sex does not count as wrestling...

I will break you!

Sex?! Get off your high horse, bub. I just wanna spoon.

I'd probably end up grappling you, and if that doesn't work I'd probably end up punching you in the neck or poking your eyes.

Kick Ass? He goes down!

I feel like you deserve to know that I'm not sure if I'm ready for that kind of relationship.

More of a hit-it and quit-it kinda guy....

Ends in sex.

Oh, wait...

@ms-lola: Depends if you're a female. If you are though it'll be the greatest of all sex. I promise.

@aee: So we both win?

Can I use my prime version or am I stuck with my current version?

lol

Ends in sex.

I'm naked :/

xP

I decline, I don't hit girls.

48.

Fat.

Fragile.

Bruise easy.

Little to no sex appeal.

You can follow me on Twitter to see for yourself @regiebravo.

This thread = The less swaggy way to say "1v1 me m8 ill rek u"

@aee: How much do you weight?

I expect that you have around 60 kg. I should win majority if not every round. I dont understand how can genious level will help you without any fighting skill or experience.

I am in condition, quite workout and probably weight more. You are taller but... I doubt that 2 cm will give you advantage.

Round 2 is basically the same except faster.

Round 3. We should win if he has no weapons. If he does have guns, we are screwed.

LOL.

I win via flying gogoplata.

@ms-lola: Yeah. Then we cuddle forever.

My Stats:

• 5'11
• 20 years of age
• Endomorphic with some muscle and the additional weight of Thanksgiving week
• Trivially smart, lacking somewhat academically
• Tanky
• Not bony hands
• Pain only makes me angrier and anger makes me focus on ending the match sooner
• I've been considered quite attractive before and if my fiance's reactions mean anything, I'm a sexy beast.

Round 1: I've fought a skinny guy before, it hurt, but I've learned from the past. Even still...Eh, confidence is key, so I say me.

Round 2. Me because I tap into the Speed Force and steal your speed.

Round 3. We kick Kick-Ass's ass.

I think I win at light speed because I'd be going at light speed.

And you are lighter...Alright, round two is yours.

Woops accidentally flagged someone. Not even joking. Accident for real.

ME!

@humanrocket:

Hehe come lets fight ^_^ I shall beat you

hehehe

@aronmorales: Ayeee.

Also if anyone thinks I'm lying about the mass sex appeal I posted a pic in the real life picture thread.

@aee: I had no intention of doubting that.

@aronmorales: Wait you agree that I'm a strapping young man?

@aee: Benefit of the doubt.

I'm 6'1 220 lbs benching 400, and deadlifting over 5. I'm going to crush you.

you wanna piece of me?

@hyiena: @masterkungfu: @aronmorales: I'm lost.

And I'll crush both you chumps like a bug!

@jonez120: I'm all in to see Jmarshmallows's smexy body.

@jmarshmallow: you just earned my eternal respect.

Anyway ill probably beat you. It depends on how much you fight.

This is a cool idea for a battle, I think I could win

How?

If I go feral I fight endlessly. Think Hulk.

- 6'

- 20

-Skinny/but defined. Basketball player physique.

- 150 lbs.

-Above average intelligence. School records to prove that.

- ...I don't know how to define my hands. They're nice. They're fleshy. They are my hands.

- Fair fighter. Have to be.

- I free-run. No, I don't parkour. I don't do flips off, or anything flashy.. I'm not an expert at free running. I can hop over gates, hop down ledges, climb up ledges, jump into windows, roll over car roofs. I wanted to learn the needed things to get away from different people. I learned. That's where I stopped. Great stamina. Above average speed.

- I'm more attractive. Can prove that if anyone needs me to prove it.

- Training in jiu-jitsu. Moving onto muay-thai. A little knowledge of basic karate. Have boxed before. My current trainer is my friend I used to go to HS with who I asked to show me military type training. Knowledge of average krav maga. I want to be an MMA fighter.

- Not like every other keyboard warrior, can prove these things.

- Wearing socks, jeans with a belt, tank top.

Round One: Me. Unless you kick me in the crouch. You better hope it's one good kick.

Round Two: Us.

Round Three: We shall battle like Falco vs Fox.