Me vs You!

You and me are summoned to Nuketown and we must fight to the death.

My stats.

• 5'10.
• 17 years of age.
• Skinny/slender body type.
• Genius level intellect.
• Fast and nimble.
• Bony hands.
• If angered/pained enough goes completely feral and psycho. (ignores most pain)
• Mass sex appeal.

Rules.

1. We're wearing what we have on right at this exact moment.
2. No outside help.
3. Morals on.
4. Win by death.

Round 2: We fight at light speed.

Round 3: We team up and have to take down Kick Ass.

Who wins? Do we take down Kick Ass?

me...me ...meeeeeee ..... i kick your butt... then do it again at the speed of light..... then i solo kick ass

@ssj_god: How? What are you wearing *tries to sound seductive*

I am Goku Bat Norris.

You get stomped.

Ive got a crow bar in my hand right now.

infinity gauntlet

@mysticmedivh: @a1l_s2a3m4e5n: I've got a phone. And I'm pretty cool so...

Me.

Your description sounds like me back in the day when I was younger, but I buffed up, and I gain more weight (Muscle, for most.)

It would be painful, undignified, but it would be a victory nonetheless...

@aee: Im a god so you cant touch me even if u wanted too :D so i win lol xD

What gender are you?

@mandarinestro: Male.

@mandarinestro: i was about to ask that too

@Aee:

Muscles(me)>slender(you)

im a fitness nut.

@aee: what race are you

Genius level intellect.

wow... someone thinks high for himself :D ...good

@vintage_spiderman: yes

I'm naked right now.

I dare you to fight me naked.

@aee: Huh ? he asked what race are you??

@aee: Sex appeal ain't working then I'm straight lol.

The Yes are a proud and strong people.

@icecold14: Mexican. Everyone thinks I'm "white with a tan" tho...

@aee: Same here im mexican as well

you were among those who hammered surfer?

@the_legendary_supersaiyan_hulk: For some reason that made me laugh alot man xD

@ssj_god: Lol LoL LoL xD

@ssj_god: lol. If he was white then I would have assumed he was one of the police officers that subdued Thanos.

@ssj_god: Indeed I was. My father led the assault. His name is Pedro.

@aee: my stats:

-5'haven't measured"

-19 years old

-Skinny/but not frail

-Average/little above average intelligence

Pillow soft hands.....joking not soft nor extremely hard when it comes to the knuckle region

-dirty fighter

-fast although tires easily

-attractive enough ;)

@justsomerandomkid:

yeah.... though i don't think any police agency gives underaged kids police jobs ... :D

i see.. then u're dangerous.. i hope you don't have a hammer in your hand right now :D

I probably win. Especially if it's to the death.

And can we both take on Kick Ass?

When he was our age (I'm 18), I think we could take him.

Does everyone beat me? My god..

@aee: Well ur definitely taller than me but by 2 inches only but aside from that i am kinda thick but skinny at the same time since i work out and iive been in so many gang related fights because of my family so yes i think i got the experience to win :)

And also im a god

Back when I was a freshmen in highschool I fought a 6'0" stocky/fat kid in the back of the movie theatre and won do I stomp or......not enough feats

@icecold14: @vintage_spiderman: I don't know but do we beat Kick Ass?

I'd whoop ass.

@aee: Without a doubt kick ass is a pu$$y compared to me 5 years ago

@petey_is_spidey: How?

You don't stack up with me.

I'm a 6'3 250 lb human specimen

I can bench press 900 pounds with my mind.

My martial art black belts have black belts.

@aee: i whoops u then beat Hit Girl

@oceanmaster21: Boy, I will whoop yo...

@aee:

Supporting Scan.

I beat you on 1v1

Round 2: We fight at light speed.

Stalemate, we can't survive light speed

Round 3: We team up and have to takedown Kick Ass.

Dunno a lot about Kickass

I take you out my sexy muscular track running legz

@bossmonster:

i doubt that's you :D

@ssj_god: Why would I lie about something like that?

The fact is, I would wreck some random skin 17year old in a random encounter. Especially given that on top of years of Martial Arts training, I'm licensed arm security and carry a gun.

I could simply shoot him in I felt like it, but beating him up would be just as easy.

...I'll wrestle you naked.

i can defeat you guys using cheap shot

6' 3"

17 years of age

Built

genius level intellect

quick, nimble, and acrobatic

Heavy hitter

If angered ignores pain and and goes feral as well

Mass sex appeal.

Get at meh, bruh.

Sounds like kip from Napolean Dynomite