McDonald’s Happy Meal resists decomposition for six months

hahahahaha! think of what it does in your body then.
and no, you eat it, and should stop before your lugging it.

Too good I don't eat it. Imagine what we eat.

Totally already heard a story just like this but it was about fries in a jar. 

it's ok...I don't eat happy meals...only McChickens and McDoubles

So even after six months it's still safe to eat? Amazing! I'm going to go get some McDonald's right now!

It's times like these that I'm glad I don't eat this sludge

I want taco maker now

It's a good thing I don't eat anything at McDonalds except for fish sandwiches and that I go to McDonalds maybe once or twice about every year or so.