Marry, Boff, Kill - Celebrity Edition

This game is simple and fun, so I thought I'd give it a try and see if it catches on.

The rules are simple. The poster before you will post 3 celebrity names. They can be male or female and may include any person considered a celebrity. You will then choose which of the three celebrities you would rather marry, which you'd rather boff (have consenting sexual relations with) and which you'd rather kill. You will then post 3 different celebrity names for the following person to make the same choices. You can include pics of your choices for the next poster if you want.

Disclaimer: Let's remember the site rules regarding cursing by continuing with the proposed terminology in the title of this thread, please. :) And also, let's attempt to keep any pictures as G rated as possible to avoid warnings. And of course, it should go without saying that any/all celebrities you choose must be 18 and older. Thanks.

Here we go! I'll start us off!

• Kim Kardashian
• Taylor Swift
• Emma Stone

Go!

Hm, okay.

Marry - Emma Stone

Boff - Kim Kardashian

Kill - Taylor Swift

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Ellen Page, Jennifer Connelly, Kate Winslet.

Marry Ellen

Boff Jennifer

Kill Kate

Jennifer Lawrence, Joey Lawrence, Tom Hardy

Marry: J-Law

Boff: Eh, Joey I guess

Kill: Tom Hardy

Selena Gomez, Anne Hathaway, Eminem.

Marry - Anne Hathaway

Boff Selena Gomez

Kill Eminem

Adrianne Palicki, Emilia Clarke, Iggy Azalea

Marry: Adrianne

Boff: Emilia

Kill: Iggy

ScarJo, JLaw, Jennifer Aniston

Marry -Scarlett Johansson

Boff-Jennifer Lawrence

Kill -Jennifer Aniston

Tinashe, Nicki Minaj, Lil kim

Marry - Tinashe

Boff - Nicki

Kill - Lil Kim

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Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Taylor Lautner.

Bwhaha way to almost kill your own thread. ^_^.

Marry - Kristen Stewart.

Boff - Taylor Lautner.

Kill - Robert Pattinson.

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Aubrey Plaza, Jordana Brewster, Leighton Meester.

Oh, tough one

Marry: All three

Salma Hayek, Eva Mendes, Eva Longoria

Marry: Salma Hayek

Boff: Eva Mendes

Kill: Eva Longoria

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Marilyn Monroe, Lynda Carter, Carrie Fisher (in their primes)

Marry: Lynda Carter

Boff: Slave Leia

Kill: Marilyn Monroe. Blondes don't really do it for me.

Ashley Greene, Emma Stone, Chloe Grace Moretz

Marry - Emma Stone

Boff - Ashley Greene

Kill - Chloe Moretz

Morena Baccarin, Olivia Munn, Eva Green

Just gonna base this one on looks since I only recognize one of them.

Marry - Olivia Munn

Boff - Morena Baccarin

Kill - Eva Green

Patrick Stewart, David Hasselhoff, Ian McKellen

Basing this off their voice acting.

Marry: Patrick Stewart

Boff: Ian McKellen

Kill: David Hasselhoff

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Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, Sarah Palin

Marry /Boff/Kill

Zayn Malik

@vivide: You have to give three celebrity names.

@mandarinestro: he is 1d

...ok. Guess we're starting over.

• Rosie O'Donnell
• Rebel Wilson
• Melissa Mccarthy

Boff - Kate Upton

@punyparker: You have to add 3 new names for the game to continue. =P

Gonna quote what I posted last.

@ordinaryalan:

Marry-Rebel Wilson

Fuck-Rosie o'donnell

Kill-Melissa Mcarthy

Elizabeth Hurley, Cameron Diaz , Jennifer Tilly in their primes

Oh, crap, ok.

Marry - Emma Watson

Boff - Natalie Dormer

Kill - Kirsten Dunst.

@punyparker: I beat you to it already buddy

Reposting

@ordinaryalan:

Marry-Rebel Wilson

Fuck-Rosie o'donnell

Kill-Melissa Mcarthy

Elizabeth Hurley, Cameron Diaz , Jennifer Tilly in their primes

Marry - Jennifer Tilly

Boff - Elizabeth Hurley

Kill - Cameron Diaz

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Helen Mirren, Glenn Close, Meryl Streep.

Beat me to what?

@punyparker: he beat you by adding 3 celebrity names. read the op to see how the game is played, please.

@punyparker: nvm

@ordinaryalan: Ah

Anyway.

Prime Angelina Jolie, Prime Jennifer Aniston, Prime Megan Fox

Marry-Angelina

Boff-Jennifer Anniston

Kill-Megan Fox

Dove Cameron, Olivia Holt, Debby Ryan

Marry - Debby Ryan

Boff - Dove Cameron

Kill - Olivia Holt

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Helen Mirren, Meryl Streep, Glenn Close

@ordinaryalan:

Marry Helen and become a knight, boff Streep and Close gotta die.

Three's Company's Janet, Chrissy or Terri.

Marry - Terri

Boff - Janet

Kill - Chrissy

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Demi Lovato, Selena Gomez, Miley Cyrus

Marry Lovato

For obvious reasons...

boff Miley and kill Selena because she seems like a boring waste of space.

@superguy1591: You forgot to post 3 new names. =P

@ordinaryalan: Beyoncé, Solange or Kelly Rowland.

Marry - Beyonce (she's the queen)

Boff - Rowland

Kill - Solange

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Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig.

@ordinaryalan: Marry amy ,boff tina and kristen. wouldnt kill any of them.

Brittney Spears

Lindsey Lohan

Kirsten Dunst

Marry - Kirsten Dunst

Boff - Brittney Spears (a great party story I'm sure)

Kill - Lindsay Lohan

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Dwayne Johnson (The Rock), Vin Diesel, Steve Austin (Stone Cold).

Marry - Vin

Boff - Dwayne

Kill - Austin

Gina Carano, Emilia Clarke, Katy Perry.

Damn, tough choices...

Marry - Gina Carano

Boff - Katy Perry

Kill - Emilia (nooooo so sorry)

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Liv Tyler, Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis

@ordinaryalan: Dang you gave me a headache.

Marry: Liv Tyler

Boff: Natalie Portman

Kill: Mila Kunis

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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis,Mel Gibson (in their primes)

Hmm...

Marry:Bruce WIllis

Boff: Mel Gibson

Kill : Stallone (sorry rocky)

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Kerry Washington, Zoe Saldana, Tyra Banks.

Marry - Zoe - Youngest and most fertile.

Boff - Kerry - About as hot as Zoe, but older.

Kill - Tyra

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Chloe Grace Moretz, AnnaSophia Robb, Eugenie Bouchard

Marry: Eugenie

Boff: Chloe

Kill: AnnaSophie

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Carrie Underwood, Jordin Sparks, Kelly Clarkson.

Marry sparks

Boff clarkson

Kill underwood

Sara jean underwood, chrissy teigen, caity lotz.