Man's P**** Stolen In His Sleep

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#1 Posted by Death Certificate (5439 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/24/fei-lin-penis_n_1699017.html

#2 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

What?!

#3 Posted by MrDirector786 (41444 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

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#4 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio
#5 Posted by Billy Batson (54323 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Ha, I've about heard this before. Different guy and his girlfriend did that though.
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#6 Posted by menaceforever (3693 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Wow he shouldn't even try to get it attached. It would just fall off ever time he attempts to have hard sex.

#7 Posted by Death Certificate (5439 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@utotheg38 said:

Nothing is safe anymore

#8 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13821 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@utotheg38 said:

#9 Posted by TheThe (1439 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

So sad. What will he do ?

#10 Posted by TheGoldenOne (38596 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio
@MrDirector786 said:

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#11 Posted by Wolfrazer (2298 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Well...thats interesting, though wonder how he didn't feel anything..

#12 Posted by Deranged Midget (12887 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

What in the...? That's just not right.

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#13 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@TheThe said:

So sad. What will he do ?

Well we know what he won't be doing

#14 Posted by Death Certificate (5439 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@TheThe said:

So sad. What will he do ?

profound sadness

#15 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (8843 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Dirty pool man.......

#16 Posted by Funrush (1368 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Ergh... owww... hurts thinking about it. I guess that's what you get for cheating.

I'm wondering... how did they take it off without it hurting him?

#17 Posted by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

#18 Posted by Vortex13 (10749 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

I've had my penis stolen like three times. I've gotten it reattached each time. I guess thats what I get for pissing off a mob surgeon =/.

#19 Posted by SandMan_ (2354 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio
#20 Posted by jobiwankenobi (1459 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

... uh..... um....

#21 Posted by King Saturn (211036 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio
what the fack is this man ?
#22 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

It's castration

#23 Posted by Pistolwhip1 (726 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio
#24 Edited by The Stegman (12927 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio
#25 Posted by AweSam (3805 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Funrush said:

Ergh... owww... hurts thinking about it. I guess that's what you get for cheating.

I'm wondering... how did they take it off without it hurting him?

Grab and pull?

#26 Posted by CrimsonCake (2610 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@AweSam said:

@Funrush said:

Ergh... owww... hurts thinking about it. I guess that's what you get for cheating.

I'm wondering... how did they take it off without it hurting him?

Grab and pull?

Scalpel?

#27 Posted by AweSam (3805 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@CrimsonCake said:

@AweSam said:

@Funrush said:

Ergh... owww... hurts thinking about it. I guess that's what you get for cheating.

I'm wondering... how did they take it off without it hurting him?

Grab and pull?

Scalpel?

Never going going through surgery, no matter what.

#28 Posted by _Zombie_ (9596 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

What the hell?! That's just wrong!

#29 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (14688 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Billy Batson said:

Ha, I've about heard this before. Different guy and his girlfriend did that though.
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Lorena Bobbit?

#30 Posted by Billy Batson (54323 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Glitch_Spawn said:

@Billy Batson said:

Ha, I've about heard this before. Different guy and his girlfriend did that though.
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Lorena Bobbit?

Why do you know this?
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#31 Posted by utotheg38 (18883 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

All men know Lorena Bobbit, She Is our Arch nemesis

#32 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (14688 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Billy Batson said:

@Glitch_Spawn said:

@Billy Batson said:

Ha, I've about heard this before. Different guy and his girlfriend did that though.
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Lorena Bobbit?

Why do you know this?
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I thought it was pretty common knowledge.

#33 Edited by CaioTrubat (12000 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@utotheg38 said:

All men know Lorena Bobbit, She Is our Arch nemesis

LOL

#34 Posted by Billy Batson (54323 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Glitch_Spawn:

Didn't think anyone would remember her by the name now.
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#35 Posted by cyberninja (10375 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

What the hell is this?!   
 

#36 Posted by _Zombie_ (9596 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Gonna be a little extra protective of my Johnson today. Just in case any crazy Chinese men try to jump me..

#37 Posted by Crimsonlord53 (932 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

That's either very impressive knife work or there was very little to cut off if he felt nothing.

Still sucks to be him.

#38 Posted by Vaeternus (3977 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Well, now he won't cheat anymore lol

#39 Posted by danhimself (18737 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

it would be even scarier if he had woken up and it was just smooth down there like a Ken doll

#40 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (14688 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

He said Johnson

#41 Posted by Einmyria (27 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

#42 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2567 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

#43 Posted by JohnnyWalker (821 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio
@Death Certificate said:

@utotheg38 said:

Nothing is sacred anymore

better like this
#44 Posted by Death Certificate (5439 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Vaeternus said:

Well, now he won't cheat anymore lol

He can't do anything at this point

#45 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (6513 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Detachable peeeeniissss

#46 Posted by Nefarious (16243 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

#47 Edited by IronMan1234 (206 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

I..just, *silence*

#48 Posted by ssejllenrad (11473 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

沉默了片刻

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#49 Posted by Mycroftian (109 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

I have no reply capable of adequately conveying my shock and paranoia after reading the OP.

#50 Posted by SpideyPresence (1664 posts) - 9 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Mycroftian said:

I have no reply capable of adequately conveying my shock and paranoia after reading the OP.

This

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