Man uses homemade nun-chucks to escape prison

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#1  Edited By texasdeathmatch

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He entered the dragon - and exited the prison.

Lorenzo Pollard, 31, escaped from a St. Louis corrections facility by using nun-chucks he made out of his bed sheets and parts from a chair in his cell to fend off more than a dozen guards, the St. Louis Post Dispatch reported.

Pollard, who was incarcerated on theft, trespassing and resisting arrest charges, made his brazen jailbreak Friday night as he was being led to the showers by several guards, Police Capt. Sam Dotson told the newspaper.

In a fight sequence that would have made Bruce Lee proud, Pollard kept the guards at bay by swinging the nun-chucks.

He then leaped to a railing and used the weapon to shatter glass blocks in the wall, crawled to the grounds below and somehow managed to scale two barbed-wire fences to freedom.

The ninja-like escape is just the latest embarrassment to St. Louis' beleaguered municipal jail system. Its commissioner, Gene Stubblefield, was placed on forced leave before Pollard's flight to freedom for several previous jailbreaks and allegations he mismanaged bill payments, according to the Post-Dispatch.

"The current system in the jails is unacceptable," Mayor Francis Slay wrote on his blog after the jailbreak. "Keeping the prisoners inside the jails is the barest minimum requirement, and it has not been met."

Pollard's freedom was short-lived: he was reapprehended late Sunday.



Granted, the man might be a convicted felon, but incredibly badass, nonetheless.
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#2  Edited By cyberninja

That's inspirational. 

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#3  Edited By Billy Batson

Damn, must have been Dashiell Bad Horse.
BB

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#4  Edited By turoksonofstone
@cyberninja said:
That's inspirational. 
This.
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#5  Edited By thehummingbird

@turoksonofstone said:

@cyberninja said:
That's inspirational.
This.

yes.

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#6  Edited By Deadcool
MFW
MFW
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#7  Edited By TURTLEPANEXE

a fellow chucker eh? :P
 

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#9  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@TURTLEPANEXE said:
a fellow chucker eh? :P
 
HAHA amazing
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#10  Edited By RoyalDivinity

@texasdeathmatch said:

@TURTLEPANEXE said:
a fellow chucker eh? :P

HAHA amazing
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#11  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@PunkMastaFlex: makes me want to re-watch the movie now.
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#12  Edited By RoyalDivinity

@texasdeathmatch: Likewise lol

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#13  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@PunkMastaFlex: I was just talking about this with my sister, we've been trying to find out how to get those sketches April does in the movie of like Leo slouched on the chair and Don in the truck. Would be amazing to get that framed and in my apt.
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#14  Edited By Video_Martian

THAT WAS BADASS

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#15  Edited By RoyalDivinity

@texasdeathmatch: I suggest trying to get a professional or somewhat decent artist to do that for you then.

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#16  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@PunkMastaFlex: Bah, I want the original, goddamnit. I can't even find an image of it online.
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#17  Edited By RoyalDivinity

@texasdeathmatch:

I suggest photoshop of a sort to crop and cut then.

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#18  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@PunkMastaFlex: Eh, the quality will be terrible. Hopefully one day I will run across the original prints.
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#19  Edited By RoyalDivinity

@texasdeathmatch:

Keep hoping bro.

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#20  Edited By King_Saturn
@TURTLEPANEXE said:
a fellow chucker eh? :P
 
perfect image
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#21  Edited By DarkShadows

Impressive.

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#22  Edited By ms__omega

Thats Awesome

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#23  Edited By TheCerealKillz

Give that man a medal.

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#24  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@TheCerealKillz: or a Get Out of Jail card.
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#25  Edited By Omega Ray Jay

Legend, now that would have been another awesome ending for Shawshank :P

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#26  Edited By TheBatman586

Even though he's a criminal, that's still awesome.

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#27  Edited By cattlebattle

I don't know if that is really amazing or really ridiculous

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#28  Edited By _Marco_Smith_

lol, it should be made into a movie :P

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#29  Edited By Static Shock

Awesome. LOL.

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#30  Edited By TheGoldenOne
Awesome.
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#32  Edited By EdwardWindsor

I like the the whole its to easy to escape prision feel, well clearly this dude was just a freaking ninja

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#33  Edited By Mercy_

What a BAMF.

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#34  Edited By Bestostero

NINJA WARRIOR!

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#35  Edited By SuperTide

He's awesome.

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#36  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

Just for doing this,the cops should respect his badassery and not even go after him

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#37  Edited By Saint_Michael

Yeah, pretty stupid. Now, when he's caught again, this "ninja" will have charges of assault with a deadly weapon as well as jail break to add to his sentence. Awesome is hardly the word I'd use.

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#39  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@Saint_Michael said:

Yeah, pretty stupid. Now, when he's caught again, this "ninja" will have charges of assault with a deadly weapon as well as jail break to add to his sentence. Awesome is hardly the word I'd use.

I don't think anyone in this thread is remotely concerned about the consequences of this man's ridiculously AWESOME actions. The simple fact he was able to build nunchucks out of a chain and bedsheets is pretty damn impressive, at least for people who appreciate badassery. Realistically, it was probably a bad decision of his part, but HOW CAN YOU NOT THINK THAT IS SO COOL??
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#40  Edited By _Marco_Smith_

I wonder how the cops must feel, letting this guy hold his own, and escape while they outnumber him. More importantly, I want to hear their excuses :P

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#41  Edited By ssejllenrad
@Saint_Michael said:

Yeah, pretty stupid. Now, when he's caught again, this "ninja" will have charges of assault with a deadly weapon as well as jail break to add to his sentence. Awesome is hardly the word I'd use.

He'll be guilty of badassery in the first degree.
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#42  Edited By ssejllenrad
@_Marco_Smith_ said:

I wonder how the cops must feel, letting this guy hold his own, and escape while they outnumber him. More importantly, I want to hear their excuses :P

He's a ninja! No number outnumbers a ninja.
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#43  Edited By Saint_Michael

It's a MacGyver worthy move I'll grant. But the unwise application of it reduces from the overall impressiveness of the feat in my humble opinion. Just because one can do something, does not always mean one should.

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#44  Edited By _Marco_Smith_

@ssejllenrad: Ninja Gaiden disagrees!

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#45  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@Saint_Michael said:

It's a MacGyver worthy move I'll grant. But the unwise application of it reduces from the overall impressiveness of the feat in my humble opinion. Just because one can do something, does not always mean one should.

Haha yes, I'm sure a man convicted in prison is going to live by that moral code.
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#46  Edited By ssejllenrad
@_Marco_Smith_ said:

@ssejllenrad: Ninja Gaiden disagrees!

Hmmm... NES version? Good point. Well it's the developers' fault. They didn't give Hayabusa some nanchucks.. Nyehehe!
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#47  Edited By Saint_Michael

@texasdeathmatch:

Yes, I'm sure my sermon wouldn't change his mind (although, once caught, I'm willing to bet he will end up wishing he hadn't done it). Just trying to offset all the praise he is getting with a little dose of reality for impressionable young minds out there. Of course, maybe a site dedicated to comic books is a silly place to try to do that ;)

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#48  Edited By texasdeathmatch
@Saint_Michael said:

@texasdeathmatch:

Yes, I'm sure my sermon wouldn't change his mind (although, once caught, I'm willing to bet he will end up wishing he hadn't done it). Just trying to offset all the praise he is getting with a little dose of reality for impressionable young minds out there. Of course, maybe a site dedicated to comic books is a silly place to try to do that ;)

Exactly! haha
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#49  Edited By SpidermanWins

@King Saturn said:

@TURTLEPANEXE said:
a fellow chucker eh? :P

perfect image

AUTOMATICALLY APPROVED

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#50  Edited By _Marco_Smith_

@ssejllenrad: The first boss had nun chucks, and he kicked my ass too many times for me to be proud for beating him. So there's still hope for the weapon :P