#2 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29501 posts) - - Show Bio

ROFLMAO.

#3 Posted by Duke_Nasty (1017 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL

#4 Posted by Inverno (13242 posts) - - Show Bio

#5 Posted by The_MVPs (84694 posts) - - Show Bio

Waits for the first R-Kelly joke...

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#6 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20308 posts) - - Show Bio

Hahahahanaha. That made me laugh.

#7 Posted by TheAnnihilator (1056 posts) - - Show Bio

She said she wanted me to! This isn't fair guys!

#8 Posted by Aiden Cross (15569 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, you need to mark your territory, right? ;p

#9 Posted by XiiX (8452 posts) - - Show Bio

@Duke_Nasty said:

LOL

#10 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

Now that's a classy move!

#11 Posted by BiteMe-Fanboy (7897 posts) - - Show Bio

If I was her I wouldn't even report it. That's just...embarassing. lol.

#12 Posted by menaceforever (3696 posts) - - Show Bio

Well.......did she like it?

#13 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

@menaceforever said:

Well.......did she like it?

People long for warmth... I bet she did.

#14 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13261 posts) - - Show Bio

And the next day, he woke up with his penis gone.

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#15 Posted by 8bitGangsta (392 posts) - - Show Bio

That's funny lol

#16 Edited by Dernman (15159 posts) - - Show Bio

BAD DOG BAD!  What would he have done if she didn't reject him? Hump her leg?   :p

#17 Posted by NlGHTCRAWLER (2899 posts) - - Show Bio

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

And the next day, he woke up with his penis gone.

Haaa... I get it.

#18 Posted by Static Shock (47329 posts) - - Show Bio

@Gambler said:

Waits for the first R-Kelly joke...

"...Share my love with you."

#19 Edited by The Stegman (24628 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess he was just a little... 
 *puts on sunglasses* 
 

pissed off... 
 
 
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHH!

#20 Edited by _Zombie_ (10445 posts) - - Show Bio

First.. a man's penis is stolen, then a man pisses on a woman that shoots him down. What's next, an elephant defecating on a minivan?

#21 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

So how do we describe her? Pissed on or pissed off?

#22 Posted by ssejllenrad (12847 posts) - - Show Bio

@ZombieBigfoot said:

First.. a man's penis is stolen, then a man pisses on a woman that shoots him down. What's next, an elephant defecating on a minivan?

That will never happen. Elephants are cultured. Unlike us barbaric humans.

#23 Posted by HolySerpent (12560 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol XD

#24 Posted by OmegaDynasty (9190 posts) - - Show Bio
#25 Posted by Blood1991 (8098 posts) - - Show Bio

Thats a healthy response to being rejected.....

#26 Posted by TDK_1997 (14899 posts) - - Show Bio

Dafuq did I just read.

#27 Posted by HBKTimHBK (5242 posts) - - Show Bio

@CaioTrubat said:

This

#28 Posted by HolySerpent (12560 posts) - - Show Bio

He was extremely drunk

#29 Posted by Enemybird (3222 posts) - - Show Bio

Genius

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#31 Posted by _Sojourn_ (19285 posts) - - Show Bio

So... How would you tell the police this... "yes... I'd like to report a public urination." "ma'am where did this occur"? "ummm... On me" "listen ma'am I don't have time for practical jokes...we need this line for emergencies"