Man Tried to Use Taco as ID After Setting his Car on Fire

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Drunk Florida Man Tried to Use Taco as ID After Accidentally Setting His Car on Fire

Jensen Beach, Florida. Matthew Falkner found out the hard way after he passed out drunk in the drive-thru of a Jensen Beach Taco Bell and his car caught fire [insert bad joke about Taco Bell's fire sauce or volcano taco here]. The incident occurred in the early morning of October 1 in Jensen Beach, according to the blog Off the Beat. Falkner, 30, had apparently decided to make a run for a fourth meal after downing some beers, and he somehow made it all the way to the fast-food joint in his Chevy pickup, placed his order, and received his taco before falling asleep.

Authorities were called because Falker’s car was blocking other drive-thru enthusiasts. When they arrived and asked for ID, he handed them a taco, which he proceeded to eat.Then deputies noticed Falkner had fallen asleep with his foot on the accelerator while his truck was in park. The engine had caught fire, and fire extinguishers were used to put it out. Falkner's blood alcohol content was between .227 and .225, according to a breath test. That's three times the legal limit. He was hauled off to jail on DUI charges. No word on the fate of the taco.

I don't know why, but this fellow looks like Peter Dinklage. Can't unsee -.-

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The thread title is full of random and win.

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He's lucky the police was there to save his car.

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People are so funny.

My ID? Here you go. [Eats ID]

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Seems like a valid form of ID to me...