Man Says, "He was powerless against enticing Booty"

Meet Aaron Morris.

The 18-year-old Floridian is sitting in a Broward County jail cell due to poor impulse control.

Specifically, Morris is accused of groping a woman’s buttocks outside a dressing room at a Walmart in North Lauderdale. The teenager, pictured in the adjacent mug shot, was arrested shortly after the incident Thursday evening.

During questioning by law enforcement, Morris copped to grabbing the victim’s rear end and provided an explanation, of sorts, for his behavior,according to a sheriff’s report.

“Her booty looked so good,” he noted, “I just couldn’t resist touching it.”

Locked up in lieu of $1000 bail, Morris has been charged with touch or strike/battery, a misdemeanor.

LOL

Sir Mix-a-Lot is more of a prophet and less of a rapper.

Anyone else notice that this guy is completely stoned in that pic?

@joshmightbe said:

Anyone else notice that this guy is completely stoned in that pic?

I noticed that.......and that chiclet smile he's sporting

@White Mage: I grew up around a lot of pot heads and I instantly recognized that face

@joshmightbe said:

@White Mage: I grew up around a lot of pot heads and I instantly recognized that face

I hate that face.lol

I'm used to people looking cute when they are high....I've been spoiled that way

@White Mage: That's the "holy sh*t there's a cop here, act cool." face

@joshmightbe said:

@White Mage: That's the "holy sh*t there's a cop here, act cool." face

Ugh........."Cops".........that's why I keep a low profile in....like.....a basement

@White Mage: Back when I did that we never left the house unless it was to run up the block to the convenience store for munchies

Red beans and rice didn't miss her.

@joshmightbe said:

@White Mage: Back when I did that we never left the house unless it was to run up the block to the convenience store for munchies

I always bring munchy food...................I'm a wonderful friend.lol

LOL This is too funny, 1000$$$ Bond, Like hes a murder or something....................LOL

Lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

You finna' get yo booty touched.

booty is more important than food and water

@White Mage said:

@joshmightbe said:

@White Mage: Back when I did that we never left the house unless it was to run up the block to the convenience store for munchies

I always bring munchy food...................I'm a wonderful friend.lol

Why do I picture you looking absolutely Fabulous while being completely stoned out your mind? :P

@utotheg38 said:

LMAO!!! He's A WARRIOR!!!!!

People do such hilarious stuff...

@utotheg38: That was the first ting I thought of when I saw the thread title lol.

@Ms. Omega said:

@utotheg38 said:

LMAO!!! He's A WARRIOR!!!!!

LOL

O course he was arrested, he's a sex offender. He's a criminal.

@Farinele_Etyl said:

@White Mage said:

@joshmightbe said:

@White Mage: Back when I did that we never left the house unless it was to run up the block to the convenience store for munchies

I always bring munchy food...................I'm a wonderful friend.lol

Why do I picture you looking absolutely Fabulous while being completely stoned out your mind? :P

Because your mind is picking up on my reality.lol

I try my best to look good at all times lol

lol

Aren't we all powerless against enticing booties?

@White Mage said:

@Farinele_Etyl said:

@White Mage said:

@joshmightbe said:

@White Mage: Back when I did that we never left the house unless it was to run up the block to the convenience store for munchies

I always bring munchy food...................I'm a wonderful friend.lol

Why do I picture you looking absolutely Fabulous while being completely stoned out your mind? :P

Because your mind is picking up on my reality.lol

I try my best to look good at all times lol

lol I think you wake up looking fabulous. Must be pure, natural talent. :P

@Farinele_Etyl said:

@White Mage said:

@Farinele_Etyl said:

@White Mage said:

@joshmightbe said:

@White Mage: Back when I did that we never left the house unless it was to run up the block to the convenience store for munchies

I always bring munchy food...................I'm a wonderful friend.lol

Why do I picture you looking absolutely Fabulous while being completely stoned out your mind? :P

Because your mind is picking up on my reality.lol

I try my best to look good at all times lol

lol I think you wake up looking fabulous. Must be pure, natural talent. :P

I wish hunny. I had to WORK to develop that ish.lol

@White Mage: Lies, Mage. All lies. You just open your eyes and are fabulous :P

@Rumble Man said:

GANGNAM STYLE!

lol, thug desperate for booty haha.

It was her fault for having a delicious booty. Lock her up.

that black guy reminds me of chiquito flores a peruvian soccer player LOL!