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#51 Posted by SOG7dc (7830 posts) - - Show Bio

@awesam said:

@warlock360: Let them. Once they read this, they won't go near a drug.

lol true

#52 Posted by SOG7dc (7830 posts) - - Show Bio

Maybe he was just trying to make it longer...

lmao!!!!!!!

#53 Edited by Jezer (3151 posts) - - Show Bio

Eh, I never said the word penis was bad to use or improper in any way.... I'm not 12 anymore.

Was simply showing that its nonsensical to think the idea of profanity is nonsensical.

#54 Posted by SOG7dc (7830 posts) - - Show Bio

and the bme pain Olympics championship goes to....

#55 Posted by frogdog (3411 posts) - - Show Bio

2013 Darwin Awards nominee goes to....

#56 Edited by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio
@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

No... just because we're using the English language doesn't mean the idea he expressed is only in the context of the English language.

That's like me saying "Words only affect you if you allow it to affect you" and saying that I'm only talking about English Words because I'm we're conversing in English. "Words"/"Profanity"are concepts that are the same for almost every language.

Oh, and everything he said was in general terms. Not specifically applied to the word "penis" in this thread, regardless of intentions.

Oh well I never said that. That is true. Don't think anyone would deny that.

@lykopis said:

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader @digbykong @warlock360 @jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

?

lol

#57 Edited by warlock360 (28064 posts) - - Show Bio
#58 Posted by frogdog (3411 posts) - - Show Bio

why do threads like this exists?

To remind you the cruel reality of this planet......

#59 Posted by Aiden Cross (15575 posts) - - Show Bio

Stop busting his balls guys.

#60 Posted by longbowhunter (7498 posts) - - Show Bio

It's always so bizarre when I read stories like this. Over the years I've done a lot of drugs and hung out with other addicts who were way more far gone than myself. Nothing like this has ever happened to anyone I know. Closest thing was when an old friend of mine blew his own toe off with a shotgun just to score some pain killers. Still with all the face eating and penis dismemberment in the world it makes me glad I've been clean for so many years.

#61 Posted by Samimista (20917 posts) - - Show Bio

@longbowhunter: Whoa. 0.0 Can't believe your friend did that. D= Very proud that you're clean though! Say 'no' to drugs!

#62 Posted by Decoy Elite (30041 posts) - - Show Bio

Stop busting his balls guys.

In their defense it's all that's left to bust.

#63 Posted by Aiden Cross (15575 posts) - - Show Bio

@decoy_elite: would be ironic if his name was johnson or willie :)

#64 Posted by _Black (2302 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL. This is the best thread I've seen on CV in a while.

#65 Posted by MonsterStomp (19878 posts) - - Show Bio

@warlock360 said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

Imagine your neighbour going over to your kid asking "Hey there little jimmy, want to know what a penis is?" I know i don't want that scenario to happen any day soon :D

What? That scenario makes no sense. You're joking right?

Exactly what I was thinking lol.

#66 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio
#67 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

I wanted to see how the two words go together.

Ha ha what just like how they do go together? heh heh.

#68 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader:

;)

It must be the weather where I am, big case of the sillies.

Although geez -- poor guy. O_O

#69 Posted by consolemaster001 (6035 posts) - - Show Bio
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#70 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@mrdecepticonleader:

;)

It must be the weather where I am, big case of the sillies.

Although geez -- poor guy. O_O

Ha or maybe its just this place in general? :)

Yeah when I hear stories like this it does make me cringe a little. Uh...

#71 Posted by WildcatKO (8 posts) - - Show Bio

Just super glue the thing back on. No need to be a pussy about it.

@vortex13 said:

@wildcatko said:

Come on guys this is serious. Stop dicking around.

A lot of things are serious. We still can joke about them. But sure I'll be serious and stop "dicking" around. (interesting choice of word by the way given the subject)

This guy was very high and if you're planning on being that high you should at least set up some kind of precaution in place to keep you in the house. Also he said he was just on shrooms which I highly doubt seeing as mushrooms don't typically put you into a psychotic state that would make you that crazed of a state. Haven't taken them myself but I know people who have and they are supposed to put you in a kind of mellow state, you still trip pretty bad but you don't do much physically.

I was making a joke...

#72 Posted by cameron83 (7623 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader @digbykong @warlock360 @jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

XD

You sure showed them!

#73 Posted by WildcatKO (8 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader @digbykong @warlock360 @jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

XD

You sure showed them!

Which came first... the penis or the vagina...

#74 Edited by DigbyKong (300 posts) - - Show Bio

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

No... just because we're using the English language doesn't mean the idea he expressed is only in the context of the English language.

That's like me saying "Words only affect you if you allow it to affect you" and saying that I'm only talking about English Words because I'm we're conversing in English. "Words"/"Profanity"are concepts that are the same for almost every language.

Oh, and everything he said was in general terms. Not specifically applied to the word "penis" in this thread, regardless of intentions.

Oh well I never said that. That is true. Don't think anyone would deny that.

No need to fight over me guys. There's plenty for both of you. *wink*

#75 Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt (13606 posts) - - Show Bio

Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high!!!

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#76 Posted by Dabee (2399 posts) - - Show Bio

If schools really want to stop kids (especially boys) from doing drugs, they need to book this guy as a speaker.

#77 Posted by NovaRichRider (327 posts) - - Show Bio

@dabee: I hope it isn't show and tell.

#78 Posted by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

I do believe @laflux should become aware of this thread.

@longbowhunter: Whoa. 0.0 Can't believe your friend did that. D= Very proud that you're clean though! Say 'no' to drugs!

Ditto

#79 Edited by DeathpooltheT1000 (12023 posts) - - Show Bio

#80 Posted by The Stegman (25497 posts) - - Show Bio

@cameron83 said:

@lykopis said:

@roddy010 said:

@the_stegman said:

It takes balls to do something like that.

and a penis...

This is ComicVine. Right there people. Tears of laughter are awesome to shed.

@vortex13 said:

Ok, lets be real who hasn't done this before? I can't think of one guy I know who hasn't lost his penis in some drug/drunken fueled escapade. All of them were able to get reattached thankfully... except one... except one.

Damn it --- LMAO!

Oh and @mrdecepticonleader @digbykong @warlock360 @jezer................

PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS

and since we are being proper.....

VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA

XD

You sure showed them!

Which came first... the penis or the vagina...

The penis. then it rolled over and went to sleep, leaving the vagina extremely dissatisfied.

#81 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio

@mrdecepticonleader said:
@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@mrdecepticonleader said:

@jezer said:

@digbykong said:

@mrdecepticonleader: profanity is nonsensical isn't it? Two words mean the same thing, one is ok but the other is taboo.

Not really nonsensical. In several languages, words mean the same but the only difference is the context such as formal vs informal/respectful vs familiarity. You may use one word with friends, another word with elders as a sign of respect, another word for people who you regard as poop.

And he was obviously talking about it in the context of the English language as that is the language we are using and understanding here.

No... just because we're using the English language doesn't mean the idea he expressed is only in the context of the English language.

That's like me saying "Words only affect you if you allow it to affect you" and saying that I'm only talking about English Words because I'm we're conversing in English. "Words"/"Profanity"are concepts that are the same for almost every language.

Oh, and everything he said was in general terms. Not specifically applied to the word "penis" in this thread, regardless of intentions.

Oh well I never said that. That is true. Don't think anyone would deny that.

No need to fight over me guys. There's plenty for both of you. *wink*

Still think halving you is the best option. I mean it is the fairest way.

#82 Edited by laflux (17535 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

I do believe @laflux should become aware of this thread.

Its a story of liberation through Drug Use. This will be on my mind when someone mentions "free willy" from now on. If anything, this story should be something used to champion the decriminalization of drugs.

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#83 Posted by NovaRichRider (327 posts) - - Show Bio
#84 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio
#85 Edited by laflux (17535 posts) - - Show Bio

@theacidskull said:

why do threads like this exists?

You can pretend all you want, but we all know about your fascination with the Human Centipede and your "operations" on @pyrogram.

But I don't get why people are complaining. Its a win win. If he goes to South America and gets bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider, he hasn't got anything to worry about, other than dying

Being bit by a Brazilian Wandering Spider if your a Male, can sometimes result in painful erections.

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#86 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

O_O

#87 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@theacidskull said:

why do threads like this exists?

You can pretend all you want, but we all know about your fascination with the Human Centipede and your "operations" on @pyrogram.

But I don't why people are complaining. Its a win win. If he goes to South America and gets bitten by a Brazilian Wandering Spider, he hasn't got anything to worry about, other than dying

Being bit by a Brazilian Wandering Spider if your a Male, can sometimes result in painful erections.

@lykopis said:

O_O

Which bit made you feel that way? A certain part of just the entire thing?

#88 Edited by laflux (17535 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: *shrugs*, you called me out......

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#89 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@lykopis: *shrugs*, you called me out......

And it was well worth it ha ha.

#90 Edited by Black_Claw (3042 posts) - - Show Bio

Well you know he's not getting laid anytime soon.

#91 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio
#92 Posted by laflux (17535 posts) - - Show Bio

Well you know he's not getting laid anytime soon.

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#93 Posted by mrdecepticonleader (18606 posts) - - Show Bio
#94 Edited by laflux (17535 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@laflux: @mrdecepticonleader:

This bit:

Too soon, man. Too soon.

Don't bring your irrational dislike of The Man of Steel into this thread >.<

And While we are on the subject

Evolutionists=Cold Psychopaths.......

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#95 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux:

OMG!!! I don't dislike the movie! GAH! I am just...mezza mezza about it.

And she is spectacular. If I could project into anyone in that film -- it would be her.

#96 Posted by TheAmazingImmortalMan (3572 posts) - - Show Bio

I do 'shrooms and play Frisbee in the park, visit the Strong Museum of Play in lovely downtown Rochester, maybe visit the zoo, draw, and come down with a little marijuanical art.

Then this guy does 'shrooms....

LMAO I found this post extremely hilarious

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#97 Edited by Gwahlur_Rising (254 posts) - - Show Bio

Blame video games!

#98 Edited by laflux (17535 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis said:

@laflux:

OMG!!! I don't dislike the movie! GAH! I am just...mezza mezza about it.

And she is spectacular. If I could project into anyone in that film -- it would be her.

I honestly think she's overrated.............

And the do you know the horrible secret to that statement

I'm being Genuine...

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#99 Edited by lykopis (10746 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux:

I am genuinely, extremely ignorant of Superman. So -- enlighten, please.

Blame video games!

And there you have it -- the proof was in the pudding.

#100 Posted by King Saturn (224750 posts) - - Show Bio

and I'm sitting on a pile of haaaaaaaaaaay....

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