"There's very little humor or joy in this Superman story."
"Man of Steel offers nothing but torturous exposition, heavy-handed symbolism, criminally ill-used actors and a numbing finale that would be right at home in a Transformers sequel. It's one massive superbore."
"There will not be a worse disaster in my life that will ever compare to this travesty"
"They just dugged Christopher Reeve's grave and raped his f****ng corpse."
"This is probably one of the worst movies I ever had to review for this site"
Here is your lesson, kids; 90% of the "professional critics" that work Rotten Tomatoes would probably be more efficient as comedians than critics.