Man Marries Pizza

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#2 SaintWildcard

IT"S ADAM AND EVE! NOT ADAM AND ANCHOVIES!

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#3 Frocharocha

This made my day.

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#4  Edited By BatWatch

You don't support pizza/human wedding? I'm so sick of you judgmental pizzaphobes!

@saintwildcard said:

IT"S ADAM AND EVE! NOT ADAM AND ANCHOVIES!

Ha!

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#5 thatguywithheadphones

So I'm guessing he's eating out on the honeymoon.

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#6 Cream_God

Their babies will be Pizza Rolls

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#7 deathstroke52

LOL so dumb

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#8 nefarious

Love at first slice?

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#10 Rouflex

IT"S ADAM AND EVE! NOT ADAM AND ANCHOVIES!

It's never happened! Not Adam and Eve.

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#11  Edited By Mfundroid

Oh white people. LOL!

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#12  Edited By Rouflex

@mfundroid said:

Oh white people. LOL!

Wdf man... Das Racist!
Wdf man... Das Racist!

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#14 deactivated-097092725

IQ matching is always a good idea when it comes to commitment.

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#15 darkdetective27

My money is on it ending with the husband killing the wife.

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#16 jwwprod

Still a better love story than........ You know what :P

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#17 Xaos

@ms-lola said:

IQ matching is always a good idea when it comes to commitment.

LOL,so true.

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#19 Joewell911

Marrying a pizza? How cheesy.

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IT"S ADAM AND EVE! NOT ADAM AND ANCHOVIES!

Mfw my husband makes a thread just so he can make one dumb joke.

@joewell said:

Marrying a pizza? How cheesy.

Mfw random user makes a better joke in the same thread.

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#21 MasterKungFu

what next? man marries tree?

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#22  Edited By dernman

@masterkungfu: Tree Huggers: "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

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#23 darkdetective27

I just thought of something, how is he going to consumate their marriage?

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#24  Edited By dernman
@darkdetective27 said:

I just thought of something, how is he going to consumate their marriage?

I could either make a joke about that scene in American Pie and pizza being a pie or I can make a joke about eating out.

Decisions, decisions.

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#26 Heatblaze

These pizza jokes!

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#27 TheSpiritStalker

You ever eat something so good, you just wanna marry it?

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#32 Penguin-Dust

This brings whole new meaning to the term "eating out".

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#33 kidchipotle

This brings whole new meaning to the term "eating out".

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#35 TheDandyMan

It's must've stolen a pizza his heart.

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#36 gamejutsu

Now that guy definitely looks like he's having a slice of life.

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#37 deactivated-5e3b7f04aeb74

I accept this marriage.

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