Man fakes death to show how meaningless his GF's life is without

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A wealthy Russian businessman who wanted to propose to his girlfriend decided to test her love for him before popping the question — by faking his own death.
After working with a stuntman, a make-up artist, a screenwriter, and a directer to stage a phony car crash, 30-year-old Alexey Bykov of Omsk told Irina Kolokov to meet him at a certain place at a certain time so she could witness the accident.
"When I arrived there were mangled cars everywhere, ambulances, smoke, and carnage," Kolokov told Russian media. "Then when I saw Alexey covered in blood lying in the road a paramedic told me he was dead and I just broke down in tears."
With his mission accomplished, Bykov rose from the dead and proposed to his stunned partner while drenched in "blood." Kolokov said she contemplated killing him "for real this time," but decided to agree to marry the lunatic instead.
"I wanted her to realise how empty her life would be without me and how life would have no meaning without me," Bykov said. "I think it worked but I promise it's the last time."


[photo via Sina News]

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Lol.

That's messed up.

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#3  Edited By jobiwankenobi

Hmmm... don't know how to fell about that...

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#4  Edited By Strider1992

This is.........disturbing....

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#5  Edited By agent9149

What an As*hole, but he's her as*hole so Good Luck and God's love with them.

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#6  Edited By SandMan_

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#7  Edited By artgamer

@jobiwankenobi said:

Hmmm... don't know how to fell about that...

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#8  Edited By Xanni15

What an arrogant SOB, acting like he's God's gift to women.

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#9  Edited By terry2012

@_slim_:

@Agent9149: This

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#10  Edited By Quinn Gallagher

What a douche.

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#11  Edited By JediXMan  Moderator

That could have really gone in a completely different direction for him...

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#12  Edited By borges

That whole ploy screams serial killer.

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#13  Edited By JohnnyWalker

so she realized how empty her life is without him in what? 5 minutes? flash is proud. good thing the crazy fuc*er is loaded or it would have gone a whole other route. i did that to my GF game over man. and id be lucky to walk away with genitals intact.

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#14  Edited By Vortex13

What an unusual person.

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#15  Edited By mikethekiller

That's actually really f**ked up and pretty arrogant.

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#16  Edited By joshmightbe

Russians don't do anything half way

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This fool stole my idea.

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#18  Edited By Vortex13

If I did it, I would have gone a slightly different route. Such as extending the time period to a month and set up speakers an video surveillance stuff in her home and whisper into a microphone her name so she would hear it all the time and loose her s##t and think she was crazy. Then I'd stop suddenly after like a week of that and sit at home watching T.V. Anther person successfully scarred for life. =)

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Umm...

This is brilliant and wrong in so many ways.

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#20  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

First world problems.

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#21  Edited By Samimista

Sounds like something you would see in a soap opera.

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@YourNeighborhoodComicGeek said:

Umm...

This is brilliant and wrong in so many ways.

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#23  Edited By YoungJustice

Good thing she wasn't black. This story would have ended in murder.

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#24  Edited By DoorstepDude

Would've been interesting to see how she reacted if he faked his death for a longer period of time say 5-6 weeks.

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#25  Edited By Inverno

So... Why is he not arrested yet for fraud?

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#26  Edited By _Sojourn_

Ayn Rand had a sun?

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@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

First world problems.

They're Russian.

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#28  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

@The Man of Yesteryear said:

@NlGHTCRAWLER said:

First world problems.

They're Russian.

haha oh yeah...

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#29  Edited By TheThe

She should have run. This guy is crazy. What will happen if one day she wants to leave him ?

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#30  Edited By Aiden Cross

That guy is crazy. She should have dumped him on the spot. It's quite possible the reason she said 'yes' is because she was still in shock, and once she realizes what he really put her through she'll still leave him. And what an arrogant man for thinking she needs him and couldnt live without him. This isn't how you should treat the person you love.

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#31  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

I see a bunch of back in Soviet Russia jokes coming.......

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#32  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator
Awww, so romantic! 
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#33  Edited By JonSmith

@The Stegman said:

Awww, so romantic!

Quiet you. This is a dislike thread. Can't you see how incredibly disturbed this man is, to try and prove that his girlfriend's life is meaningless without him? This is despicable.

Not really. I wouldn't do anything like this, but I can understand his goals behind it. Think some of the actual meaning was lost in translation.

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#34  Edited By utotheg38

lol

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#35  Edited By ms__omega

Oh that's evil....

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@DarkKnightDetective: there you go (this always gets a chuckle out of me)

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#37  Edited By Guardiandevil83

And I thought I was doing something by slumping in a chair and holding my breath..you sir, are an artist. Now I wonder how long the engagement will last before she starts doubting his sanity.

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#38  Edited By kuonphobos

She's stupid and co-dependent and he's a narcissistic ego-maniac. How long before he gets her to trick other "dreamy" people into their lives so he can dominate them?

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#39  Edited By moywar700

This is extremely cold and calculating.

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#40  Edited By BumpyBoo  Moderator

@Xanni15 said:

What an arrogant SOB, acting like he's God's gift to women.

Exactly what I thought! Although:

@sesquipedalophobe said:

This fool stole my idea.

Hilarious :D

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#42  Edited By InnerVenom123

[BBC Sherlock reference.]

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#43  Edited By Omega Ray Jay

Jesus, well at least it's different.

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#44  Edited By Funrush

Didn't read the article, but that sounds hilarious! XD

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#45  Edited By Static Shock

Wow.

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#46  Edited By MrDirector786

uh...

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#47  Edited By ARMIV2

Uuhhh...wow, that's pretty bad.

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#48  Edited By superstay

d*o*b d*O*b d*o*b d*O*b d*o*b d*O*b d*o*b d*O*b d*o*b

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#49  Edited By ssejllenrad

Maybe this will all make sense to me when I finish this bottle of vodka... :D