Man cuts off _______ to spite his parents. (WTF!?)

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#1  Edited By MagneticShockwave

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#2  Edited By SuperTide

That's hard to take. See what I did there?
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#3  Edited By PowerHerc

He showed them!

Didn't he?

Idiot.

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#4  Edited By Shadow_Thief

"Cutting off your nose to spite your face" taken to an uncomfortable extreme.

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#5  Edited By dernman

Well after doing that I don't think any woman from any class will want him.

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#6  Edited By SuperTide
@Shadow_Thief said:


                   

"Cutting off your nose to spite your face" taken to an uncomfortable extreme.



                   

               
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#7  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

i think once we all saw "cuts off his ____" we knew what to fill in to the blank

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#8  Edited By Amanthine

I like how the guy is stupid enough to cut his penis off but has enough sense to heat the blade.

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#9  Edited By OmegaDynasty

Well that is one way to free Willy.

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#10  Edited By ARMIV2

Man, that is so not the way to handle that situation.

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He might be shaft~less...... 
But he sure has balls!

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#12  Edited By desperado_

I SMELL A SITCOM!!!!

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#13  Edited By Deadcool

Freedom...

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#14  Edited By jhazzroucher

He shouldn't have done that.

But i like the title of that article, especially for using the "spite" word

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#15  Edited By Billy Batson

Who cares?
BB

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#16  Edited By HolySerpent

Umm

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#17  Edited By TheGoldenOne
O_o
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Lol.

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#19  Edited By nefarious

SMFH.

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#20  Edited By nickthedevil

correct me if I'm wrong, but He did it because the dominant religion in Egypt expects him to father children and pass on the family Blood/name.

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#21  Edited By cyberninja

What a moron.

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#22  Edited By nickthedevil

@cyberninja said:

What a moron.

your Avatar compliments the comment quite Nicely. XD

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#23  Edited By Mekboy

k now he can marry the girl I guess.

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This why I'm glad I don't live in Egypt. I wouldn't have a body left after all my protests.

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Spite thread

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#26  Edited By King_Saturn
this put a whole new meaning to Epic Fail IMO... 
He should have just boned the chick he really wanted and then moved on to bigger and better things. Now this guy might as well just go ahead and shoot himself in the Head. 
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#27  Edited By The Poet  Moderator

*crosses legs*

oh delightful...

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#28  Edited By Bigheart711

Definitely not a good way to handle that situation...

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#29  Edited By Queen's Halo

This is either really funny or really sad. I just can't decided which.

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#30  Edited By redhood21

i guess it wasnt worth holding on to.

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#31  Edited By inferiorego  Staff

I was hoping this thread was about the delicious lemon/lime flavor of Sprite® and the title was just a typo.

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#32  Edited By _Zombie_

Humanity, people! Bask in our genius!

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#33  Edited By Primmaster64

What the f*ck?

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#34  Edited By ReVamp

@Dernman said:

Well after doing that I don't think any woman from any class will want him.

That's the point.

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#35  Edited By spartan92

......... Ha.

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#36  Edited By LONGTIME
@Billy Batson said:

Who cares?
BB


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#37  Edited By Ebbm

He really one upped van Gogh with this one.

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@Ebbm said:

He really one upped van Gogh with this one.

Woooooow.....

Just...

Wooooooooow....

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#39  Edited By Telcalipoca

@MagneticShockwave: @MagneticShockwave said:

He might be shaft~less......
But he sure has balls!

lol

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#40  Edited By SkybornLord

 He should've pulled a Pyramus and Thisbe, only done it the right way. 

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#41  Edited By Project_Worm
@desperado_ said:

I SMELL A SITCOM!!!!

Haha xD
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#42  Edited By BatteredArmor

Yes! I guessed what was in the blank correctly :p

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#43  Edited By nefarious
@LONGTIME said:


                    @Billy Batson said:

Who cares?
BB





                   

               

ROFLLMFAO! Best pic I have seen so far! XDDD
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#44  Edited By entropy_aegis

The things people can do never cease to amaze me.

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what?!? i don't know who has the bigger problem, the parents for refusing their son from marrying the woman he loves just because she came from a lower-class family?!? or the guy of cuts off his own ___ as retaliation.. if that is how they think, i guess everything that has happened is for the better..

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@MagneticShockwave said:

He might be shaft~less......
But he sure has balls!

ahahaha

*rimshot*

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#48  Edited By _Marco_Smith_

I wonder if this is in /r/ WTF

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#49  Edited By Steps

@aztek_the_lost said:

So, who wants to start proposing what the blank in the title could stand for? I submit: "grandparents, causing traffic accident"

"third nipple"