Make the worst movie ever

I'll start.

Revenge of the Mutant Vampire Ducks

Produced by: Michael Bay

Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

Starring: Tommy Wiseau, Shia Labeouf and Mathew Broderick

Produced by Tommy Wiseau.

Directed by Tommy Wiseau.

Starring Tommy Wiseau.

Welp, that was hard.

GREEN LANTERN

Director:Martin Cambell

Staring:Ryan Renalds

oh wait did you mean make a new one

i don't see Uwe Boll's name anywhere

oh and starring Jaden Smith

A movie that's plot is centered around people trying to make a movie would be pretty sh****

So you mean Ed Wood?

Lol what's that?

Mel Gibson and Jaden Smith in a buddy cop movie, only they're buddy ninjas.

From director M Night Shyamalan

Avatar the last airbender by m. night.

That is all.

@sacredweapons: I laughed pretty hard at that one lol.

+1

Jmarshmallow

@blade_r: Ed Wood

Don't give Hollywood ideas!

Lex Luther Origins

Produced by: Michael Bay

Directed by: Michael Bay

Starring: Jesse Eisenberg

Watchmen II

That sounds about right lol

Twilight Saga

dragonball evolution

directed by james wong

written by ben ramsey

starring justin chatwin

The Wonderful Adventures of Jar Jar Binks!

Director: George Lucas

Starring: Ahmed Best, Hayden Christiansen and Adam Sandler

Plot: The iconic character from the Star Wars prequels teams up with Anakin Skywalker and a group of lovable ewoks to learn good lessons about telling the truth while fighting an greedy Sith who wants to turn Naboo's forest into a theme park

Grand Theft Auto: The Musical

Director: M. Night Shyamalan

Starring: Hulk Hogan, Tori Spelling, Brooke Hogan, Michael Vick, Justin Guarini, Chandler Riggs

Premise:

Dr. Hugh Bigbrains (Hulk Hogan) researches steroid-like drug that doesn't shrink testicles. After finding out that there's an enzyme in dog feces that could work for this drug, pet shop owner Ron Mexico (Michael Vick) supplies him with lots of feces for his research. His wife Ivana Bigbrains (Brooke Hogan) is interested in this, but realizes she doesn't have testicles, she wonders how it will affect her. Carol DeCruel (Tori Spelling) is running her own rival company attempting to stop Hugh from finding this new drug with the help of her clumsy assistant Michael McFail (Justin Guarini). All this while Carl Bigbrains (Chandler Riggs) shows up at inappropriate times and Hugh tells him "Get back in the house, brother!"

Featuring the heart-touching scene where Hugh sings "You are the wind beneath my wings" to Ron Mexico; and you'll want to get up and dance as Ivana sings a medley of Metallica's greatest hits transformed into a polka dance party.

@doctorxander:

You need to watch more movies if you think Hayden Christensen is a bad actor...And way to completely betray the man who gave you Star Wars.

RedLetterMedia Presents: Wesley Gibson v.s The Red Riding Hood Girl from Trick R' Treat

Director: Timur Bedmembetov

Writer: Mike Stokalsa

Starring: Mike Stokalsa, Channing Tatum, Randy Couture, Lucas Cruikshank

The unlikable Sam Whitwicky wannabe is sent to the Trick R' Treat universe, where he competes with the films characters over who can be more unlikable and cruel, complete with unecesarry rape jokes and unfunny pizza roll references. The film ends in a climactic duel between Wesley and the Red Riding Hood girl from Trick R' Treat with unnecesarry nudity and a horrible Marilyn Manson cover of Carly Rae Jepsen.

GymKata 2; Two ninja one cup....

Directed by some guy with a meth problem

Written by another person who killed himself

Staring that dude who knows Gymkata

Also staring Bia Ling, Nic Cage, The Rock, and Danny Devito as Thorg

If you don't know Gymkata, then go F*** yourself!

@thecannon: It's so bad, I'd have to watch it.

@judasnixon: Brilliant!

I'll just send in a copy of The Dark Knight Rises.

Beata

Space Jam 2 starring LeBron James.

Directed by M. Night Shaymalan

Produced by Michael Bay

Soundtrack by Nickelback

Howard the Duck: Quack in Action

Staring: Nicolas Cage, Megan Fox, and Tommy Wiseau as Howard the Duck.

Directed by: Uwe Boll

Written by: Tommy Wiseau

Produced by: M. Night Shyamalan and Oliver Stone

The Craptacular Spider-Man

Starring:
Justin Bieber as Peter Parker
Lindsay Lohan as Mary Jane Watson
Adam Sandler as the Vulture
Tori Spelling as Black Cat

Written and directed by Brett Ratner.

Sharknado 3: super jaws

Superman vs. Batman

call up the boys who made birdemic and have a serious script writing session with even less budget than last time, and there is where the worst movie lies

Since most of us are being sooooo original and posting names of already existing movies I'll be a little comedian as well and post one:

Star Wars: Holiday Special.

Yeah, that's a real movie. There's already seven episodes, dumba$$es. Never heard of it? That's how bad it is.

@doctorxander: you win. I died iat the Adam Sandler plot. @judasnixon: totally looking that up. @The_Deathstroker: must look into it.

@allstarsuperman: I must look into Judas Nixon's thing or your looking into my thing?

Dang I'm nasty.

Pork Mutants from Uranus

Director: Uwe Boll

Screenwriter: M Night Shyamalan (Sorry... I love his first few movies... but he's not a very good writer).

Starring:

Mark Wahlberg (From his Happening days)

Sylvester Stallone

Jake Lloyd

Critics who give it a good review:

Lights Camera Jackson. Gives it an A+.

NHL All Star: The Ice Guardians Against Sport Alliance

Plot: The Team fights against other sport teams while The Canadiens finds out the truth about the pion Bettman and finds a old Nationalinati plan to take NHL out of Canada but The Canadien cant do shit since he's powerless alone and he get eaten up in he Eastern Final Tournament (Against Pussies :P) while the rest play it cool on a beach (After their wins and losts). In the end just Panem et Circenses.

Produced by: Hot Dog Producers

Directed by: Hot Dog Directors

Starring: Brad Pitt and Louis Morissette ,Angelina Jolie and Véronique Cloutier

An Crossed movie adaptation... Nuff said

@dragonborn_ct: AvP was decent

DragonBall Evolution 2.

Starring: Jackie Chan as Goku.

And when did I brought up AvP? O.o

@spideyivydaredevilfan26:

I take it you are not a fan of redlettermedia?

Genre: Horror

Title: The Moisture Between Your Legs.

Director: Tony Scott

Screenwriter: George Lucas.

Starring: Jaden Smith, Kristen Stewart, The Rock and Jason Stathom.

Marvel's The Avengers: Redux

Staring:

Brad Pitt as Steve Rogers, "Captain America"

Tom Sizemore as Tony Stark, "Iron Man"

Dolph Lundgren as Thor, "God of Thunder"

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Bruce Banner "The Hulk"

Lindsay Lohan as Natasha Romanov "The Black Widow"

Channing Tatum as Clint Barton, "Hawkeye"

Featuring:

Bill Cosby as Nick Fury "Agent of SHIELD"

and

David Tennant as Loki "God of Mischef"

Directed by:

Uwe Boll

Executive Producers:

Brad Pitt and M. Night Shamalyn

Exclusive Soundtrack by:

Nickleback ft. Justin Bieber

Written By:

Jeph Loeb and Rob Liefeld and M.Night Shamalyn

IN THEATERS 2015!!!

Chatwin is actually a really solid actor. Watch Shameless.

Even James Marsters is pretty awesome.

@thanofleeze: it's already been made its called Harry potter and the half blood prince.Do I win?

The Out of Touch Father & Rebel Son

Produced by: Jason Friedberg

Directed by: Tyler Perry

Staring: Tim Allen as the out of touch father, Jack Black as the rebel son, and Tyler Perry as Madea

Sound Track: Big Sean & Randy Newman

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THE MANY FACE OF Nicolas CAGE

main cast

the hero :Nicolas Cage

the villein : Nicolas Cage

the heroin : Nicolas Cage

director :Nicolas Cage

producer :Nicolas Cage

editors :Nicolas Cage

scriptwriter :Nicolas Cage

choreographer :Nicolas Cage

stuntman :Nicolas Cage

makeupcrew :Nicolas Cage

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Plot:

This a story about a man named cage...that is all

a story that is so twisted that it doesn't have any twists. amovie that gets your hopes so high that, when the movie is over you will fall from there.a story that littrally makes little children cry .

RELEASE DATE

07/1/2015

Uncaged: Return of the Revenge of the Reckoning.

Genre: It defies it.

Written by: David Cage.

Directed by: David Cage.

Starring: Nicolas Cage as Johnny Cage from Mortal Kombat, and Brittany Cage as Sonya.

Soundtrack by: Cage, the heavy metal band.

Produced directed and starred by M. Night Shyamalan.... And Nicholas Cage... I'm done.