Make obscure references

SOON INDIVIDUAL ENTITIES WILL BE UNABLE TO MAINTAIN THEIR SEPARATE FORMS

Busting all KIIIIIIIIINNDDDDZZZZ of Nuts and making all KIIIIIIINNNNNDDDDZZZZ of gains.

The Old Gray Mare she ain't what she used to be . . .

"they found me, i dont know how but they found me. RUN FOR IT MARTY!"

Avengers

"Do you believe that happy crappy?"

Thanks for making me happy.

Wow. Is that blood? Or did she robbed a ketchup bottle from a previous unfortunate drive-through she visited, and is using it as warpaint?

"I guess it's another night of one man Twister.."

"What was the worst thing about prison?"

"The...the worst thing about prison was the dementors! They...were flying all over the place and they were scary and they come down and suck the soul out of your body and it hurts!"

This is how we chill from 93 till.

They closed down Popeyes Chicken on Fletcher St.

When I doo doo, is my s*** not brown?

"Nobody is getting killed until I die!"

@spideypresence: Hodgetwins!!

Ha. I just discovered this recently. You beat me to it.

What you want directions or something ?

"And that's when the attack comes, not from the front...but the sides...!"

"Because she got a --- GREAT ASS!!!! And you got your head --- ALL THE WAY UP IN IT!!!! Ferocious aren't they? When I think of asses, a woman's ass, something comes out of me."

@matteopg: she's kinda sexy, I like the sensitive type. Except she is a DBZ fan so it would not work (I said they were all crazy). Does that count as a feat?

No with that attitude!

"Cable boy! Cable boy! What have they done to my little cable boy!"

Ah ah ah, probably.

@matteopg: Imagine she is your girlfriend, go on just for a second...wow! She is like the real world embodiment of the Hulk. Imagine if she has a jealous nature...

Me, "You did not have to hit her with the bottle"

Her, "But she was looking at you and telling you she loved you!",

Me, "But it's my Mum!"

Her, "Oh, so you're gonna take her side!!!"

Me, "You're crazy, this is the worst Christmas ever"

Her, "CRAZY, CRAZY!!! You think I am crazy??? I'll SHow YoU CraZy. i aM gOinG To ReaCH My FinAl FoRm of SUpeR SaiYaN LeVEl foUR, PrePARe FOr KaZuMiJuiJitSuRyUFuJitaSAkuBorATencChuShoAKhaNo!!!".

I feel a little scared. I need a quiet safe place now.

Do you even believe it? Yes I do. From time, to time.

"He is inside with us!! He will never get away! His pain won't end!!"

''Salty sticks of brilliance''

Crazy Old Man or Old Cartoon?

"Just get a knife and fork and a bottle of ketchup and follow me to the biggest barbecue in the world."

"Divorce is forever! It really actually is! Marriage is for how long you can hack it, but divorce just gets stronger like a piece of oak..."

"Bah Ha, Boo Hoo, sad story."

-Abstract 4$$#073-

Old time phrase meaning a woman is past her prime or she's (here's another obscure one) . . .

"Over the hill."

"What...what are you doing?" "Boohoohoo!!!"

What the hell...? What is this...? There's something wrong... Nothing works!

No... I... It...It wasn't supposed to be this way. I'm... Sorry... GET OUT OF HERE!

This is the 9/11 of posts.

"Look at tHat form, LOOK AT IT... Respect it."

-Abstract 4$$#073-

WHAT THE HEL AM I DOING HERE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

"Irwin! Did you just break wind in front of yo Grandmama!?"

"Hmmm, everything smells good, Debra." "You probably just smelled my burp."

Help me, John, I'm shrinking!

"Imma ask you one more time, where is you from homie."

"Aye you here for Sherane homie?"

"I don't care, he gone tell me where he's from."

"Look, Imma tell you where I'm from, you gone tell me where you from, or or where you stay, or where yo momma stay, or where your daddy stay, or where your grandma stay."

"Matter of fact, get out the van homie, get out the car before I snatch you out the *****-*"

-StayBlessed-

"She don't do that no more, no more, no more […] she stay blasting Trey and his Songz. All dam day long. It's like she never heard of me, heard of me."

-StayBlessed-

Yes, she squats.

BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.

Wait, you don't?

"Leave it to a girl to take all the fun out of sex discrimination."

"Never Pet a Burning Dog"

*If you know where that reference originated...you are awesome; especially if you dont have to google it*

Not particularly obscure but: "Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line."

Still a great movie quote!

"What kind of moon-men talk is that?"