Thought this would be fun...I'll wait for my story.
Make A Story About Yourself And 3 Other Comic Vine Users...
One day I ate Wolverine08, batmannflash, and Battle_Forum_Junkie. The end.
Forgot, it has to include the guy above. So I'll have you in mine.
Me and Ruleroftheuniverse are at war for the fate of the universe. I want to rule by use of fear, and Ruleroftheuniverse wants to rule through sheer cruelty and greed. @wildvine, my former master, fights me and darkknightdetective defeats Ruler so the universe is in peace once again.
I created 2 RulerOfThisUniverse clones, and merged the 3 RulerOfThisUniverses together to form RulerOfTheMultiverse. The end
this one time @overlordarhas and i where trying to buy alcohol for this party but we where only 18 so @the_last_son_of_czarnia went and bought a fake i.d. but it sucked and he got punched at a store, after that he got stuck with two officers @god_spawn and @vance_astro so we had to go leave with out him because who cares and i got all the women, the end
I created 2 RulerOfThisUniverse clones, and merged the 3 RulerOfThisUniverses together to form RulerOfTheMultiverse. The end
Me, Cr4pSnip3r, @w0nd and @banestrokelobogrundybatarrow are stuck in a cabin making a last stand against a pack of hungry werewolves, armed with 3 weapons of choice.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: Aw, you forgot the part where I come back from the dead and win... :(
this one time @overlordarhas and i where trying to buy alcohol for this party but we where only 18 so @the_last_son_of_czarnia went and bought a fake i.d. but it sucked and he got punched at a store, after that he got stuck with two officers @god_spawn and @vance_astro so we had to go leave with out him because who cares and i got all the women, the end
russellmania and me are arch-enemies who used to work together. russellmania tricks me into killing my ally @jonny_anonymous, so I vow revenge, murdering him before I find out that that was only a clone and have to kill the real russel.
@cr4psnip3r: YES!!! BOW DOWN TO YOUR MULTIVERSAL LEADER!!! BOW DOWN!!!
One day i was chatting with @spideyivydaredevilfan26 in a cafe, when i saw some jerk commanding everyone. That jerk turned out to be @rulerofthisuniverse, across the room telling @theacidskull to join him, and take over the universe. (because he lost it to thanos) i sighed and took a sip of my coffee. "that taco making dork..."
"WHO SAID THAT?!" rulerofthisuniverse yelled. i pretended it wasn't me and drank more coffee. The day went on as usual.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: Aw, you forgot the part where I come back from the dead and win... :(
We are both dead. We can interlock with each other in eternal combat in the underworld.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26 was a scientist. In an attempt to cure the worst case of Bieber Fever yet, he accidentally concocted a muscle relaxant so incredibly powerful it made @russellmania77 grow up!!! Now, facing foreclosure and the duties of raising a kid, Russell McDuck must swim in lava sauce or be forced to march to the beat of @rulerofthisuniverse 's insidious drum. Oh what a shame.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: YES!!! I WILL OVER THROW HADES, PLUTO, AND THE DEVIL TO BECOME THE RULER OF THAT UNIVERSE!!!
@tektheninja: Lol, you just got a follow! :)
@spideyivydaredevilfan26 was a scientist. In an attempt to cure the worst case of Bieber Fever yet, he accidentally concocted a muscle relaxant so incredibly powerful it made @russellmania77 grow up!!! Now, facing foreclosure and the duties of raising a kid, Russell McDuck must swim in lava sauce or be forced to march to the beat of @rulerofthisuniverse 's insidious drum. Oh what a shame.
The Last Son of Czarnia is recruited by SpideyIvyDaredevilFan26 to exact justice on to the scum of the universe. @russellmania77, a former ally of mine, turns out to be a werewolf who killed my family and bit me. @wildvine tries to find a cure, while I kill russell in werewolf form in an epic fight. Czarnia kills me, but is bitten himself.
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: YES!!! I WILL OVER THROW HADES, PLUTO, AND THE DEVIL TO BECOME THE RULER OF THAT UNIVERSE!!!
Not if I stop you. >:/
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: STARING CONTEST INITIATE!!!
(O)___(O)
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: STARING CONTEST INITIATE!!!
(O)___(O)
(O)_(O)
@rulerofthisuniverse: *pokes your eye*
@rulerofthisuniverse: *pokes your eye*
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: *zap* HAHA, that was just an excuse to open my eyes and use my Omega Beams without any resistance. Puny, pathetic Earthling.
With no money to buy the antidote himself, Last Son must confront the one man with all the money who can afford it. Not most of the money, not the vast majority of the money, but literally all of the money (yet strangely life goes on as normal) - his father @laflux ! But 'flux was presumed MIA 30 years ago in Mexico, during the Pokemon war. @higorm , a brave soldier, fought and died in that war at the hands of @samimista .
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: *zap* HAHA, that was just an excuse to open my eyes and use my Omega Beams without any resistance. Puny, pathetic Earthling.
YOU WILL BE EATEN ALIVE BY YOUR FEAR!!!
(TURNS INTO AVATAR)
@tektheninja: *uses other eye to zap you with Omega Beams, too*
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: James Cameron or Last Airbender?
@rulerofthisuniverse: aww FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
wait. teleporter. see ya, suckers! *teleports away*
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: James Cameron or Last Airbender?
My avatar...The Yellow Lantern Venom.
@the_last_son_of_czarnia: Hehe! xD Reminds me of this:
I'll make a story tomorrow. Gonna be heading off real soon. Very tired. =O
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: James Cameron or Last Airbender?
LOL
@spideyivydaredevilfan26: TOO BAD, YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD FROM DA OMEG' BEAMS!!! OH, SNAP!!!
But I'm not finished with my story! (Are we doing round robin?)
How about this. @spideyivydaredevilfan26 is resurrected by @joygirl, another werewolf, who lies to him that Czarnia betrayed him by joining the Star Wars prequel/Wolfman haters, and that by killing him he can save @wildvine from death as well as @tommythehitman, after giving him false visions. SIDF26 ruthlessley hunts down Czarnia untill he tracks him down in Budapest.
Oh god.
Not the bees
ANYWAY, back to the story, @wildvine , overcome with grief, consults her friend @deranged_midget , who suggests she sacrifice @deathpoolthet1000 to the altar of @judasnixon . Suddenly, the dark and ancient and terrible embodiment of incontinence, @ragdollpurps , rises from the ashes and demands three wishes granted by @kingsaturn , herald of @neongamewave .
was a lieutenant in the Special Forces unit code-named "Black Flight." Unfortunately, World War III cost her an eye. Returning stateside and becoming the youngest soldier in that particular war to be decorated with two Purple Hearts, ragdoll witnessed the corruption within the United States Police Force and became disillusioned. Meanwhile, in Australia, Officer
was indirectly responsible for the death of a criminal called the Night Rider. Little did he suspect that the Night Rider was in league with a motorcycle gang leader known as "Toecutter." To avenge his dead friend, Toecutter and his gang ran spideyivy's wife and child down as they fled for their lives. Both of these lives share little in common except for me,
the Watcher. I witnessed both, but did not intercede, for that is both the responsibility and the curse of my entire extraterrestrial race. Now, if you'll pardon me, it's about time for
to take her nightly shower in at least twelve divergent realities. I must go and, um, watch, for I am... The Watcher.
But first... um... could I borrow some Kleenex? Please, @joygirl?
@riot_sqrrl: Hah! That was fcking awesome, totally made me want to draw fan-art of myself in military garb with a sweet eye patch.
Once upon a time @thecerealkillz had a baby made of poop and I threw it into the sun. He got mad so I killed him. The end.
Once upon a time @thecerealkillz had a baby made of poop and I threw it into the sun. He got mad so I killed him. The end.
Once upon a time @thecerealkillz had a baby made of poop and I threw it into the sun. He got mad so I killed him. The end.
Nice picture from photobucket that doesn't work.
A once poor, little God Spawn came upon the Vine and stuck with it through terrible times. A lone debater by the name of @vance_astro took him in and became his sifu. By teaching him the arts of the debate, the Spawn thanked his teacher and ventured out on his own. Through the years, the God Spawn grew in power and strength, and after defeating the powerful @deranged_midget, he was crowned the best on the vine and became its champion. God Spawn would defend his title many a time, beating the likes of acidic one there is, @theacidskull, he has since reigned as CV's champion.
@decoyelite: Now it does. :D
@ragdollpurps: A fitting response.
@revamp, @thecerealkillz, and myself, went and saved our long lost friend, @comicman24. The mission was a lol.
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