Look to your right, quick!

Avatar image for zorn_a_rust_red_scythe
Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe

367

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

The item closest to your right is the weapon you will be using during the impending zombie apocalypse...  0_0
 
To my right is a...plastic spork.
 
Well I'm dead -_-
 

No Caption Provided
Avatar image for victorgrey
VictorGrey

13505

Forum Posts

35

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#2  Edited By VictorGrey

A sandwich . . . I win.

Avatar image for utotheg38
utotheg38

19295

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#3  Edited By utotheg38

Infinity Gauntlet, I win

Avatar image for thegoldenone
TheGoldenOne

38932

Forum Posts

55541

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 12

#4  Edited By TheGoldenOne
Wasn't there a thread like this? Hmmm...
Avatar image for utotheg38
utotheg38

19295

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#5  Edited By utotheg38

Aren't you gonna be a tool and report this? hmmm.........

Avatar image for thegoldenone
TheGoldenOne

38932

Forum Posts

55541

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 12

#6  Edited By TheGoldenOne
@utotheg38 said:

Aren't you gonna be a tool and report this? hmmm.........

Maybe. If it will piss you off :P
Avatar image for utotheg38
utotheg38

19295

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#7  Edited By utotheg38

No you dissapointed me to the point of no return long ago :P

Avatar image for king_saturn
King_Saturn

250033

Forum Posts

509

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#8  Edited By King_Saturn
okay so I am supposed to be afraid of some white people who are piss drunk from cinco de mayo ? 
Avatar image for zorn_a_rust_red_scythe
Zorn_a_Rust_Red_Scythe

367

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@King Saturn said:
okay so I am supposed to be afraid of some white people who are piss drunk from cinco de mayo ? 
lol
Avatar image for enemybird
Enemybird

6190

Forum Posts

1016

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#10  Edited By Enemybird

my little sister lol she kills them all!

Avatar image for ghost_runner
ghost_runner

303

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#11  Edited By ghost_runner

yeah im dead

Avatar image for _zombie_
_Zombie_

10572

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#12  Edited By _Zombie_

A.. mattress? I'm going to kill zombies.. with a mattress. Okay then.

Avatar image for blackadamftw
blackadamFTW

7882

Forum Posts

203

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#13  Edited By blackadamFTW

A door.

Not sure if horrible weapon, or great weapon...

Avatar image for jedixman
JediXMan

42943

Forum Posts

35961

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 16

#14  Edited By JediXMan  Moderator

TV remote.

.... I can make it work. Batteries will come in handy, too.

Avatar image for hbktimhbk
HBKTimHBK

5731

Forum Posts

1056

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#15  Edited By HBKTimHBK

A cup...

Avatar image for primmaster64
Primmaster64

21668

Forum Posts

16273

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#16  Edited By Primmaster64
@TheGoldenOne said:
Wasn't there a thread like this? Hmmm...
You...Are...So...Lame
Avatar image for nlghtcrawler
NlGHTCRAWLER

2896

Forum Posts

1494

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 4

#17  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

A plastic fork and a small china plate covered in cake frosting.

.... I'm scared.

Avatar image for deranged_midget
Deranged Midget

18346

Forum Posts

4277

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 8

User Lists: 4

#18  Edited By Deranged Midget

MMA gloves...

... Always love me some practice.

Avatar image for unique69
UNIQUE69

200

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#19  Edited By UNIQUE69

A Lamp. I'll be killing zombie with a lamp. hopefully the lightbulbs hot enough to mess it up a little.

Avatar image for nickthedevil
nickthedevil

14954

Forum Posts

3121

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#20  Edited By nickthedevil

A pillow. Zombie pillow fight... Huh... It's so silly, it might work.

Avatar image for nickthedevil
nickthedevil

14954

Forum Posts

3121

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#21  Edited By nickthedevil

OH WAIT, false alarm. A receipt from whole foods. I win. Flawless victory my friends.

Avatar image for nlghtcrawler
NlGHTCRAWLER

2896

Forum Posts

1494

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 4

#22  Edited By NlGHTCRAWLER

@nickthedevil: The whole zombie pillow fight thing reminded me of this. Don't even ask me why... :X

Avatar image for nick_hero22
nick_hero22

8769

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#23  Edited By nick_hero22

Pulse Rifle

Avatar image for victorgrey
VictorGrey

13505

Forum Posts

35

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#24  Edited By VictorGrey

Plastic scrap . . . I stomp.

Avatar image for cainpanell
CainPanell

23760

Forum Posts

171

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

#25  Edited By CainPanell

I Swear to god Mikepool made a thread of this.

Avatar image for innervenom123
InnerVenom123

29886

Forum Posts

1786

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 11

User Lists: 1

#26  Edited By InnerVenom123

A couch.

Now if only I had super strength.

Avatar image for doom_doom_doom
DoomDoomDoom

4405

Forum Posts

33212

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 9

User Lists: 10

#27  Edited By DoomDoomDoom

My cat....

Avatar image for blood1991
Blood1991

8115

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 4

#28  Edited By Blood1991

An end table, if I break the legs off I have some clubs at least and the table can be used as a sheild.

Avatar image for venomyak
venomyak

1571

Forum Posts

55

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#29  Edited By venomyak

My dog. YES! She will kill them all!

Avatar image for victorgrey
VictorGrey

13505

Forum Posts

35

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#30  Edited By VictorGrey

A pillow . . . go figure.

Avatar image for fallenprophet
FALLENprophet

7175

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#31  Edited By FALLENprophet

"The Killing Joke" by Alan Moore no joke haha

Avatar image for minigunman123
minigunman123

3262

Forum Posts

558

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#32  Edited By minigunman123

Many writing utensils, pieces of paper, and a dresser.

I throw the dresser at the horde of zombies and begin throwing the writing utensils at their neck. I alone survive the outbreak! *"I stand alone" from Godsmack plays in the background*

Avatar image for venomoushatred1001
venomoushatred1001

12469

Forum Posts

111

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

A TV....

I die.

Avatar image for ssejllenrad
ssejllenrad

13112

Forum Posts

145

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#35  Edited By ssejllenrad

My boss! Nyahahahaha!

Avatar image for kainscion
KainScion

2991

Forum Posts

67

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 9

#36  Edited By KainScion

hahaha to my right there is.......... umm...... the wall

Avatar image for umbrafeline
umbrafeline

5919

Forum Posts

16518

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 3

User Lists: 20

#37  Edited By umbrafeline

@KainScion said:

hahaha to my right there is.......... umm...... the wall

same

Avatar image for venomyak
venomyak

1571

Forum Posts

55

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#38  Edited By venomyak

http://www.comicvine.com/zombies/12-55691/zombie-survival-weapon/92-604739/?page=9

Mikepool's version

Avatar image for minigunman123
minigunman123

3262

Forum Posts

558

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

#39  Edited By minigunman123

*Flips laptop around*

My broadsword. :)

Avatar image for venomyak
venomyak

1571

Forum Posts

55

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#40  Edited By venomyak

A magic wand I made when I was four out of sticks, duct tape and possibly the ashes of an unborn phoenix.

I slaughter stomp.

Avatar image for shootingnova
ShootingNova

25785

Forum Posts

313

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

#41  Edited By ShootingNova

@KainScion said:

hahaha to my right there is.......... umm...... the wall

This.

Avatar image for liara
Liara

433

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#42  Edited By Liara

A Piano...I think I could use it somehow

Avatar image for raineffect
RainEffect

3376

Forum Posts

1377

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 2

#43  Edited By RainEffect

VItamin D tablets.
 
>.>...
<.<...
 
F$%#...

Avatar image for hbktimhbk
HBKTimHBK

5731

Forum Posts

1056

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

#44  Edited By HBKTimHBK

@HBKTimHBK said:

A cup...

Ha! Now it's a lamp

Avatar image for dark_vengeance_
Dark_Vengeance_

15334

Forum Posts

214

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

#45  Edited By Dark_Vengeance_

@Liara:

Avatar image for imagine_man15
Imagine_Man15

1809

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

#46  Edited By Imagine_Man15

A table and a can of Mt. Dew... maybe if the zombies like Mt. Dew, I could survive.