Light bulb challenge

A) Carry a light bulb in your hand for the entire day for $400. You may not drop it or put it down. You must keep a straight face if anyone asks about your light bulb, but you may not speak about it. The challenge lasts from midnight to midnight, so if you sleep, the light bulb must remain in your hand, or you lose.

B) Carry the bulb in your mouth for the entire day for $2000. Same rules. You must keep a straight face.

C) Carry the bulb on your head, without affixing it with glue, tape, or anything else, for $1,000,000.

In each case, you must carry forth with your typical day (you cannot stay home in bed for twenty-four hours). The only exception being that you don't have to sleep if you don't want to.

You may only try one challenge. If you don't want to do any of the challenges, you get 3 cents and a half-eaten Arby's sandwich. Which one would you attempt (if any)?

Eh, 2000 bucks isn't worth keeping a lightbulb in my mouth and possibly slicing my gums as well.

I'd hold it all day for $400. I can't talk about it though?

Like, if someone asks me about it I have to change the subject like I didn't even hear their question?

C. I could easily put that in my hair with no one knowing.

@solarpowered: You can talk about light bulbs in general, but not why you have that particular light bulb in your hand.

You could try to be clever and say, "Look, I'm not too bright (point to light bulb), and therefore don't understand what you're driving at. Let's change the subject and talk about Carson City!"

So if someone asks, I could just say "Lightbulbs are great," and walk off?

@solarpowered: Yeah, sure, if you want to.

@_gaff_: That's funny. I actually meant a lamp light bulb, but since I didn't specify, I guess you win.

@johnnyz256: I assume it can't be a tiny light bulb like the guy above me suggested?

@solarpowered: Not anymore! That wise guy ruined everyone's fun!

Meh, I do love Arby's.

400 Dollars.

That's the only one I could possibly do. And I hate Arby's.

A

A i might laugh though.

I'm surprised nobody would try B.

I could loophole my way though the million dollar one, but I could do number 1 rather easy. Strangely it would not be the oddest thing I have done on a bet that lasted 24 hours, people that know me really well would not even bother to ask why I as doing it.

Okay, how many of you would eat a light bulb for $10000000000000000000000000000?