Life Without Sex or Life Without Internet?

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Poll Life Without Sex or Life Without Internet? (96 votes)

Life Without Sex 45%
Life Without Internet 55%

If you had to choose, which one would you choose and why?

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Bye bye Internet.

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Good bye internet. I'd give up all electronics before giving up sex.

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cybersex >>>>>>>>>> real sex

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Give up sex. I'm in training to become a wizard.

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#5  Edited By judasnixon

It occurred to me that I had sex before when the internet was really a thing......... I'm getting old.

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No snuggle time ? in this house ?

Neigh impossible

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#7  Edited By MonsterStomp

No internet. You aren't living if you're a virgin.

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It's kinda sad to see the results be so close.

Beats

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Peace, internet. We had fun.

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#10  Edited By Imperfect_Cell

No internet. You aren't living if you're a virgin.

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Lunacyde

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#11 Lunacyde  Moderator

Sex>Internet.

I can't believe this is a question....much less sex is losing.

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#12  Edited By Fallschirmjager

Sex>

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#13  Edited By Rouflex

Does it implies that if we lets the internet go, we will get sex? And is masturbation allowed? Answer my questions!!!!

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As much as I love the witty banter and political/religious/racial ignorance I find on the internet, I think I love f-cking a nubile minx just a little bit better lol

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@lunacyde said:

Sex>Internet.

I can't believe this is a question....much less sex is losing.

Have you forgotten where the question was asked? Giving up something you're not getting anyway isn't all that big of a deal. XD

Joke Joke

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Terribly spiteful thread.

Sex stomps

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Lets see..... Sexy time or another Superman Vs. Goku thread....

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#21 Lunacyde  Moderator

@sprior93 said:

cybersex >>>>>>>>>> real sex

You're doing it wrong.

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Life without internet. Sure.

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live without the internet.

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Uh, internet. I can make money with it, read books, learn stuff, listen to music, play video games, etc.

What the hell can sex do besides make you and your partner feel good for a certain amount of time? Oh, and have children.

#ProudVirgin

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#26 Lunacyde  Moderator

Uh, internet. I can make money with it, read books, learn stuff, listen to music, play video games, etc.

What the hell can sex do besides make you and your partner feel good for a certain amount of time? Oh, and have children.

#ProudVirgin

How can you possibly make an educated decision when you have no idea what one of the options is like?

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#27  Edited By TheNaughtyTitan

@dboyrules2011 said:

Uh, internet. I can make money with it, read books, learn stuff, listen to music, play video games, etc.

What the hell can sex do besides make you and your partner feel good for a certain amount of time? Oh, and have children.

#ProudVirgin

@monsterstomp You called it earlier IIRC

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@lunacyde said:

How can you possibly make an educated decision when you have no idea what one of the options is like?

Its just the vibe of it.

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#29  Edited By Pharoh_Atem

Did both; I'll take the net over sex, for 2,000 Alex.

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@lunacyde: Doesn't matter. Sex can't further you in life - internet can.

My answer will stay the same even if I have sex.

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Tricky question. Life without internet.

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No internet. You aren't living if you're a virgin.

Oath.

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LOL

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#34  Edited By juiceboks  Moderator

Lived without sex so far, my life's been pretty good. Internet on the otherhand has been a part of my entire life, and the way the world is advancing will only become much more influential and necessary. The only meaningful outcome of sex is children, and honestly it won't kill me to miss that experience as MANY others have.

Hell, I'm not even guaranteed to have sex unless I pay for it.The internet however is readily available through a plethora of modern media. Why take a lifelong gamble when I can just access the other option through 5 different devices that I already own?

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I choose life with sex. I spend too much time on the Internet anyway.

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HAHAHAHAHA How can anyone possibly choose the internet over sex?? Sex is necessary to human life, the internet has only become essential in the past 15 years. I feel like not having the internet to waste my time on would almost force me to better myself lol

Seriously, whoever thinks the internet>sex has not had sex, is terrible at sex, or is ugly as hell and only sleeps with fat ugly chicks. Because sex is flarking incredible.

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Lived without sex so far, my life's been pretty good. Internet on the otherhand has been a part of my entire life, and the way the world is advancing will only become much more influential and necessary. The only meaningful outcome of sex is children, and honestly it won't kill me to miss that experience as MANY others have.

Hell, I'm not even guaranteed to have sex unless I pay for it.The internet however is readily available through a plethora of modern media. Why take a lifelong gamble when I can just access the other option through 5 different devices that I already own?

dude, have sex and then come talk to me. if you have sex and STILL end up choosing the internet, you're doing something wrong.

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I'll come back to this thread in two years or something...

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#39  Edited By _Lila_

@dathomiesilversurfer: Love how you didn't actually bring anything to the table and just belittled him on logic that persists of "I'm right, you're wrong, because I said so".

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i choose the internet absolutely, you kidding me? sex is just sex and nothing more...

internet can teach you stuff, can give you a job and get you new opportunities, can make you laugh with tv shows and other things, you can play videogames(most important reason for me), can get you any information about the world and you can buy most things on it, etc. (plus you can "watch" all the sex you want)

so what about sex? it's just to satisfy your senses and share an intimate moment with your partner... so what? there are other ways to achieve the same results(if you know what i mean), and if you really want kids you can always make them with artificial insemination or even adopt them so... internet wins for me!

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It'd probably do me some good but I'd miss the Internet...still dat sex though

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life without internet

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If you're getting some more or less enough, you might be tempted to answer sex. Because it's fun, but the Internet drives civilization. Unless you've got a decently hot girlfriend...in which case you'd probably still answer sex. Then there's the loophole of virtual sex.

I answer Internet, if only because my line of work demands I spend so much time in front of a computer, that I get sick of those damned machines. Also, sex helps relieve stress.

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I've always wanted to live in the wilderness... with my hot wildling wife. XD

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#45  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator

Definitely life without sex. I still have my right hand. With no internet I lose

Itunes

Google

All social media

YouTube

Streaming movies and shows with Netflix or Hulu

Email...

My life is just too tied into the internet to give it up.

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#46  Edited By juiceboks  Moderator

@dathomiesilversurfer: Please tell me what exactly sex brings to the table that I'm not already aware of. It feels good for 30 minutes or so, big deal. The Internet gives damn near unlimited hours of entertainment and drives my life forward in more ways than one. I'd say you're very short sighted to pick sex over something infinitely more meaningful to our society.

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Only people that can't get anyone to have sex would ever choose the internet over sex. It's just something ugly people say.

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The followup question I have is will the sex be just as accessible as the internet is, should you choose to give up the net? Or will we all still have to rely on prostitution?

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#49  Edited By juiceboks  Moderator

@makhai: I'd assume that sex would be as readily available as one could currently achieve on a case by case basis without the use of the internet. Which would only be advantageous for those in a committed relationship I guess.

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Life without sex.

I need my internet so I can buy and play video games. :D

And besides, I can always play a dating simulator, lol.