Liam Neeson Vs The Kardashians

#1 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Liam Neeson has find that the only way to save mankind, is to put an end to the biggest horror and darkness in this universe.

They decide to do the only tink they could think, kidnap Magie Grace.

Noe Liam is Angry and he is coming.

#2 Posted by Gambler (80655 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Kardashians. Curbstomp.

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#3 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (3287 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Liam stomps even if he lacked 99% of his brain.

#4 Edited by MightyWarrior (86 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

LOL the exaggeration is strong in this thread. I am guessing this is a reaction to the "Kimye Preganancy". Haha, I love it.

#5 Posted by The Stegman (13040 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Ends in sex tape.

#6 Posted by joeagentofhand1 (3287 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@MightyWarrior: considering Liam is a god in three religions he should stomp......

#7 Posted by MightyWarrior (86 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio
@joeagentofhand1: Haha, Indeed. Indeed. :D
#8 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

Ends in sex tape.

Kills them by sex, that how Liam Neeson rolls.

#9 Posted by VercingetorixTheGreat (2497 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000: As soon as he takes off his shirt their heads explode

#10 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@VercingetorixTheGreat said:

@DeathpooltheT1000: As soon as he takes off his shirt their heads explode

He speacks softly to them before he kills them, this is the way he rolls.

#11 Posted by CykoJimmY (64 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

The only way to kill exagerated girly accent bimbos is to say something smart....then yes let it end in sex as the fatality.....the balance of the universe has been restored!

#12 Posted by King Saturn (211216 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio
Kim Kardashian could just sit on Liam's face... her ass "could" smother him to death or he could actually like it.
#13 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@CykoJimmY said:

The only way to kill exagerated girly accent bimbos is to say something smart....then yes let it end in sex as the fatality.....the balance of the universe has been restored!

So he was the chosen one, not Hayden Christensen.

@King Saturn said:

Kim Kardashian could just sit on Liam's face... her ass "could" smother him to death or he could actually like it.

Narnia, Star Wars and Batman show he cant die or at least that he could came back every time he wants.

#14 Posted by tomlikesfries (3209 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

Neeson stomps! He is Zeus, Ra's Al Ghul, a jedi, etc

#15 Posted by Jake Fury (15909 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

The power of the Dark Gods the Kardashians draw their power from is too much. They release the Kardashikraken.

#16 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@Jake Fury said:

The power of the Dark Gods the Kardashians draw their power from is too much. They release the Kardashikraken.

You saw that the Kraken was dead on Pirates of The Caribbean 3, Liam Neeson kill it.

#17 Posted by Jake Fury (15909 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000:

This is the Kardshikraken, a 3 headed beast of legend with all of the dark magics of Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

#18 Posted by nickzambuto (7809 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@Jake Fury said:

@DeathpooltheT1000:

This is the Kardshikraken, a 3 headed beast of legend with all of the dark magics of Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

Liam will certainly be in for a doozy.

#19 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@Jake Fury said:

@DeathpooltheT1000:

This is the Kardshikraken, a 3 headed beast of legend with all of the dark magics of Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

So it has no brains, Liam just win for the fact it will forget it needs to breath.

#20 Posted by Jake Fury (15909 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000:

It requires no oxygen for survival, like the 3 of them.

#21 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 22 days ago - Show Bio

@Jake Fury said:

@DeathpooltheT1000:

It requires no oxygen for survival, like the 3 of them.

So it still ends on sex tape fatality.

#22 Posted by CykoJimmY (64 posts) - 4 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

Wat about their dad/husband/slave?

#23 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

@CykoJimmY said:

Wat about their dad/husband/slave?

He has to end with all the Kardashians or Kardashian related ones.

#24 Posted by Glitch_Spawn (14688 posts) - 4 months, 21 days ago - Show Bio

Liam Nesson seduces them all just for the fun of it and then has them killed by contract so we never have to hear about them on the news again. He is then knighted and labeled a world hero.

#25 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@Glitch_Spawn said:

Liam Nesson seduces them all just for the fun of it and then has them killed by contract so we never have to hear about them on the news again. He is then knighted and labeled a world hero.

#26 Posted by nick_hero22 (5093 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

The Kartrashians win this hands down

#27 Posted by KnightRise (3685 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Khloe solos.

#28 Posted by GreenFuse (290 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

Khloe solos.

LOL! You beat me to it.

#29 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (13845 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

Considering the Kardashians are bloodthirsty, flesh-ripping, vicious, money-greedy wolves, I say Liam Neeson wins from prior experience from The Grey and combat expertise. Oh, and survival techniques, and animal hunting abilities.

#30 Posted by Dynamo8 (340 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

The Kardashians can't seduce Liam Neeson, he seduces them!

#31 Posted by KnightRise (3685 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@GreenFuse said:

@KnightRise said:

Khloe solos.

LOL! You beat me to it.

Khloe is easily above Darksied in raw power, and we all know how their last encounter went. Lamar Odom now starts power forward over Kalibak on the Apokolips Clippers.

#32 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@KnightRise said:

@GreenFuse said:

@KnightRise said:

Khloe solos.

LOL! You beat me to it.

Khloe is easily above Darksied in raw power, and we all know how their last encounter went. Lamar Odom now starts power forward over Kalibak on the Apokolips Clippers.

Well she can eat Darkseid and Thanos in a sandwich.

#33 Posted by PowerHerc (50944 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@joeagentofhand1 said:

Liam stomps even if he lacked 99% of his brain.

This.

#34 Posted by terry2012 (4613 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@CykoJimmY: ."the balance of the universe has been restored!" There no such thing.

#35 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@terry2012 said:

@CykoJimmY: ."the balance of the universe has been restored!" There no such thing.

#36 Posted by terry2012 (4613 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000: It not a lack of faith. It actually is true.

#37 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@terry2012 said:

@DeathpooltheT1000: It not a lack of faith. It actually is true.

Reality is a figment of your imagination.

My reality has dragons, robots and Jesus Batman Aka Christian Bale.

#38 Edited by terry2012 (4613 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000: Reality is not a figment of my imagination. Reality is real to me

All I have to say is, what?

#39 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 20 days ago - Show Bio

@terry2012 said:

@DeathpooltheT1000: Reality is not a figment of my imagination. Reality is real to me

All I have to say is, what?

Can you know see reality outside of yourself?, science as much as people belive is the awnser, it works in the human mind, maths dont give you all the awnsers.

Reality is less real that anything.

there is just no awnser, people belive in reality, because the other awnser is a universe without sense and people fear that idea.

#40 Posted by CykoJimmY (64 posts) - 4 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

.....Khloe screams out "o mygosh" while gettin it. Liam says "do not fear" ras al ghul style.

#41 Edited by terry2012 (4613 posts) - 4 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Since when did I see reality only of myself?, if science and people believe that to be the answer then they are believing in something that is wrong, Because aren't they same ones who try to disprove of GOD existent?, Of course it works in the human mind, but so does lies, Of course math don't give you the all answers, But they give you some of them and GOD communicate through them, but GOD does have all the answers. So to believe it to be the answer would also mean they believe they will never rid themselves of evil which contradict themselves from try to do so. It also means trying to get rid of one or the other is totally complete worthless.

"Reality is less real that anything." Now I know your joking because the word real is in the word reality. It just another word for the word real. Does not scientist use the word Reality for a substitute word for real? It is even in the definition. Plus some people use it for a another word substitute for truth; such as you can't faced the truth; they will say you can't faced reality, or you have to faced reality, instead of saying you have to faced the truth.

re·al·i·ty

/rēˈalətē/

Noun
  1. The world or the state of things as they actually exist, as opposed to an idealistic or notional idea of them: "he refuses to face reality".
  2. A thing that is actually experienced or seen, esp. when this is grim or problematic: "the harsh realities of life".
Synonyms
actuality - fact - truth - verity.

Your just playing Devil advocate because you contradict yourself by saying "Reality is less real that anything" I know you mean to say Reality is less real than anything. The only thing is not real is the word reality, not the word real.

There is a answer, Because If there is just no answer then they believe nothing they do is ever real, it all fake to them.

"because the other awnser is a universe without sense and people fear that idea."

If they fear that then they would manifest that fear, because they give power to it. Have they heard of what you fear is what you will manifest? Worrying leads to fear, fear lead to anxiety, and anxiety leads to death. In other words, as it was said long ago, they are their own worse enemy.

#42 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@terry2012: Is called a paradox joke kid.

#43 Posted by terry2012 (4613 posts) - 4 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@DeathpooltheT1000: I know what it is,just playing along.

#44 Posted by CykoJimmY (64 posts) - 4 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

Uhh...guys I think my brain cells are fried....:-x

#45 Posted by DeathpooltheT1000 (5906 posts) - 4 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@CykoJimmY said:

Uhh...guys I think my brain cells are fried....:-x

Damn you Kardashians, DAMN YOU TO HEEEEEELLL!!!

#46 Posted by TheCerealKillz (10212 posts) - 4 months, 19 days ago - Show Bio

@The Stegman said:

Ends in sex tape.

I'd watch, not gonna lie.

#47 Posted by PowerHerc (50944 posts) - 4 months, 17 days ago - Show Bio

Liam Neeson ftw.

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