Kids suck now days, (I'm old sue me). But if my childhood taught me anything its that the threat of a serious ass whoopin does way more to motivate good behavior than the promise of a reward. So please help me terrify children into quitting being ass holes this Christmas.
Let bring back Krampus stories
I ain't hear of this dude until Venture Bros. Immediately had to research. Europeans got some screwed up christmas stories.
I ain't hear of this dude until Venture Bros. Immediately had to research. Europeans got some screwed up christmas stories.
When did he appear on Venture Bros?O_O
Christmas special, he showed up and spent most of the episode whipping Rusty's ass
I'm not sure that is how it would work.
That would be like declaring "Merry Christ Everyone!"
Something more like Krampustide or Krampusnacht might be better.
Couldn't really say something like Krampusmas as I don't think ol' Krampus would get involved in a Catholic celebration of the Eucharist. But I could be wrong.
@kuonphobos: Kids don't need semantics, if they're young enough you can tell them any bulls**t and most of them will buy it.
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