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#1 Posted by HumanRocket (8078 posts) - - Show Bio

What did the last text message you received say? Ill start

"what was that song from yesterday?"

#2 Posted by reaperOnyx (1157 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ugh.... as much as I would love to finish this conversation *hint the sarcasm* I gotta go."

#3 Posted by russellmania77 (15284 posts) - - Show Bio

"K"

#4 Posted by SheenLantern (6627 posts) - - Show Bio

"lol"

#5 Posted by danhimself (22534 posts) - - Show Bio

"I miss your face"

#6 Posted by YourNeighborhoodComicGeek (20233 posts) - - Show Bio

"Don't worry. I can drive and text easi"

I don't know why the message stopped abruptly like that. Oh well.

#7 Posted by Mr_Ingenuity (7511 posts) - - Show Bio

"Weekend plans?"

#8 Posted by JediXMan (30584 posts) - - Show Bio

"K."

Moderator
#9 Edited by RBT (4189 posts) - - Show Bio

"Kal milte hai."

Not that any of you will understand.

#10 Posted by consolemaster001 (5560 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'll meet you at the docks at 10 PM. Come alone."

#11 Edited by JetiiMitra (8611 posts) - - Show Bio

"Ha... Ha ha ha. Ha ha"

#12 Posted by _Gaff_ (3382 posts) - - Show Bio

"I'm pregnant"

#13 Posted by HumanRocket (8078 posts) - - Show Bio

@_gaff_ said:

"I'm pregnant"

Ummm congrads if that's your kid.

#14 Posted by laflux (15868 posts) - - Show Bio

Its NSFW.........

#15 Posted by redbird3rdboywonder (4030 posts) - - Show Bio

"Where's mine?" at 3:50 then at 3:55 my second phone was cut off :p

#16 Posted by consolemaster001 (5560 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux: is that the text ?

Yeah you know what let's just leave it at that.

#17 Edited by _Gaff_ (3382 posts) - - Show Bio

@humanrocket said:

@_gaff_ said:

"I'm pregnant"

Ummm congrads if that's your kid.

Nahh I was just kidding. The last text I got was a school update way back in September

#18 Edited by Fallschirmjager (17408 posts) - - Show Bio

"hobbit this weekend?"

#19 Posted by silkyballfro94 (1730 posts) - - Show Bio

"Hey bro put your f*cking try hard pants on and meet me on that cod p**sy 8===D"

#20 Posted by judasnixon (6584 posts) - - Show Bio

I peed on your car......

#21 Posted by kgb725 (6440 posts) - - Show Bio

Hey

#22 Posted by russellmania77 (15284 posts) - - Show Bio

"Gate"

#23 Edited by Saint_Wildcard (10522 posts) - - Show Bio

Phone company message

#24 Edited by Yokergeist (12355 posts) - - Show Bio

Lol

#25 Posted by Black_Arrow (3124 posts) - - Show Bio

"LOL DIDN'T READ"

#26 Posted by Samimista (20711 posts) - - Show Bio

I peed on your car......

Sincerely,

The Raccoons

#27 Posted by _Grifter_ (11199 posts) - - Show Bio

"I kinda forgot to pay the water bill."

#28 Posted by laidblack (1294 posts) - - Show Bio

''F*ck you pooh''

#29 Posted by Samimista (20711 posts) - - Show Bio

"You too!"

#30 Posted by HumanRocket (8078 posts) - - Show Bio

"You mad?"

#31 Posted by youmessinwithme (1188 posts) - - Show Bio

"Kk i'll be down"

#32 Edited by ragdollpurps (15572 posts) - - Show Bio

My Gma updating me on her chemo status a few days ago.

#33 Edited by Darling_Luna (4127 posts) - - Show Bio

"Spin spin spin spin."

#34 Posted by laflux (15868 posts) - - Show Bio
#35 Posted by laflux (15868 posts) - - Show Bio

@judasnixon said:

I peed on your car......

Sincerely,

The Raccoons

you made me LMAO in the Libiary :P

#36 Posted by Samimista (20711 posts) - - Show Bio

@laflux said:

@samimista said:

@judasnixon said:

I peed on your car......

Sincerely,

The Raccoons

you made me LMAO in the Libiary :P

Hehe! The raccoons would even pee in empty bottles! =D We are brave! 0.0

#37 Edited by russellmania77 (15284 posts) - - Show Bio
#38 Posted by PowerHerc (83461 posts) - - Show Bio

"Your order is ready for pickup . . . "

From WalMart.

#39 Posted by batmannflash (6219 posts) - - Show Bio

You wanna hang?

#40 Posted by mistresssobeautiful (787 posts) - - Show Bio

"Just got the shower babe on my way to our date"

Me & my boyfriend

#41 Edited by ImagineMan16 (466 posts) - - Show Bio

"Those stupid, uneducated bastards."

#42 Posted by batmannflash (6219 posts) - - Show Bio

"Aw, you're sweet! <3"

#43 Posted by Deathstroke19 (3799 posts) - - Show Bio

"It's done."

#44 Edited by Baron_von_Santa (4333 posts) - - Show Bio

at and t telling me my plans out of date

#45 Posted by CheeseSticks (2462 posts) - - Show Bio

''Are you coming to the Regis tonight?''

Regis is a bar.

#46 Posted by Bruxae (13824 posts) - - Show Bio

"Thank you for the monster high doll."

From my Niece, in very poor spelling. :P

#47 Posted by Deadite (23923 posts) - - Show Bio
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#48 Edited by Deathstroke19 (3799 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadite: lol its not what you think. Haha. Seriously though my friend and I were trying to play xbox but he had to update and when it was done thats what he sent.

#49 Posted by Deadite (23923 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadite: lol its not what you think. Haha. Seriously though my friend and I were trying to play xbox but he had to update and when it was done thats what he sent.

It's a good one though. You probably already know how it sound when you posted it.

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#50 Posted by Deathstroke19 (3799 posts) - - Show Bio

@deadite: WHY I NEVER...

Of course i did lol.