I want to know who are the lamest heroes in book history. I'm pretty bored with the popular ones
here are my suggestions
I want to know who are the lamest heroes in book history. I'm pretty bored with the popular ones
here are my suggestions
@Pyrogram said:
Meh I don't think he's that lame. One of Spiderman's villains only had the power to fly I think he's name was vulture. At least he's not like Rapeman and he's supposed to be a Superhero
@KINGJAMES447 said:
it probably doesn't matter but the guy in the bottom on the couch isn't really a hero...or a villain
I think he's name is Doorman and he is a class-10 teleporter, meaning that he is capable of teleporting someone anywhere, but with the limitation that it has to be in the next room, and with his own body serving as a portal of sorts.@cattlebattle said:
Forgot Deadpool
Deadpool ain't lame at least not as lame as the Superdupont whose abilites are whose character origin isthat he is a son of an unknown solider buried under The Arc de Triomphe .How he got his powers and what his real name is still unrevealed ,what is know is that he supports economic patriotism ,smokes Gauloises cigarettes,drinks red wine,eats french cheese and refuses to be painted with China ink .He battles an evil organization called Anti-France ,A terrorist group that wants to destroy France .He is an master of Savate (french form of Boxing) and can fly.
Take your pick..
@TheCannon said:
@ChaosBlazer said:
Spiderman... so lame.
If you think he's lame, then why do you have him for your avatar?
that was kinda a joke
it was bad I know
@Referee said:
Take your pick..
Color Kid and Infectious Lass are actually pretty powerful at their peak, Specially Color Boy. In his peak he can actually beat a lot of Superheroes just by blinding them or Switching the Colors of villians to a point of disorientation.
@BiteMe-Fanboy said:
Booster Gold.
Well I have no Idea who that is but I'm taking your word for it
@mrdecepticonleader said:
I feel kind of happy that I don't really know any of the characters in the OP
Should God-man be here?
@salamatsabi said:
@mrdecepticonleader said:
I feel kind of happy that I don't really know any of the characters in the OP
Should God-man be here?
The topic is Lamest Super Heroes ever, not most Awesome or coolest Super Heroes ever, so no, he shouldn't be here. Much like the Punchmaster, who can be found here:
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
@Floopay said:
@salamatsabi said:
@mrdecepticonleader said:
I feel kind of happy that I don't really know any of the characters in the OP
Should God-man be here?
The topic is Lamest Super Heroes ever, not most Awesome or coolest Super Heroes ever, so no, he shouldn't be here. Much like the Punchmaster, who can be found here:
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
lol
@Floopay said:
Matter Eater Lad
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
I use to think Man eater Lad was lame too then I read this
Tenzil Kem from the planet Bismoll has the ability to eat almost any amount of matter in virtually any form. That’s right . . . his superpower is eating. Matter-Eater Lad is capable of eating sulfuric acid, prison bars, broken glass, hot lava—you name it, he’ll eat it. He once helped his comrades dig an escape tunnel by eating his way underground.
Matter-Eater Lad is another character we considered keeping off this list, but he’s actually an entrenched character in the DC Universe as a member of the Legion of Super-Heroes. He even managed to save the universe in Superboy and The Legion of Super-Heroes #251, by eating the “indestructible” Miracle Machine—and paid the price when he went insane from its energies for several months.
That’s gotta count for something.
Source:http://listverse.com/search/?q=weird+super+powers&sa=Search
@mrdecepticonleader said:
@Floopay said:
@salamatsabi said:
@mrdecepticonleader said:
I feel kind of happy that I don't really know any of the characters in the OP
Should God-man be here?
The topic is Lamest Super Heroes ever, not most Awesome or coolest Super Heroes ever, so no, he shouldn't be here. Much like the Punchmaster, who can be found here:
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
@Floopay said:
Punchmaster:
pt 2
At least he punched his lawyer in the end but yeah pretty lame. Almost as lame as Rapeman XD
@fabo_puertorican said:
@Floopay said:
The Vibe
He's getting a Comic Book now
Doesn't seem so lame when you read his bio
Powers and Abilities:Vibe had the ability to create vibrations, often displayed as powerful enough to cause significant structural damage as well as to injure or incapacitate people. Although not demonstrated, as a member of the Black Lantern Corps he presumably had the equivalent abilities granted by the black power ring.
Vibe was also a gifted breakdancer, and his abilities transferred to his heroics in terms of agility.
Although, His clothes suck ! but seeing how Superheroes aren't the best at making Superhero costumes( There used to be a trend where every superhero wore their underwear outside with no explanation as to why) This is acceptable
@SoA said:
@Pyrogram said:
Meh kinda like the Vulture= Spiderman Villain
@Raizex said:
@salamatsabi said:
At least he punched his lawyer in the end but yeah pretty lame. Almost as lame as Rapeman XD
No one calls punchmaster lame. You will feel his fury.....
Hey Now! What I'm saying is that He's Lame because he got caught by the police even though he punched through everybody else.
Me turns around
Punchmaster right behind me
Punchmaster One shots me and I get knocked out
Punchmaster takes over computer and writes
He is not lame. He is awesome
Punchmaster wins
@salamatsabi:
He was very lame, I've read some of his original appearances....and they were bad...I mean REALLY bad.
Other Lame Heroes
Jubilee
Don't even get me started. Then they turned her into a vampire to go with vampire trends...she's just awful and poorly written. I swear they made her to be hated.
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
@Floopay said:
@salamatsabi:
He was very lame, I've read some of his original appearances....and they were bad...I mean REALLY bad.
Other Lame Heroes
Jubilee
Don't even get me started. Then they turned her into a vampire to go with vampire trends...she's just awful and poorly written. I swear they made her to be hated.
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
Bad writing sure but I'm Actually trying to get an overall criteria on judging a character to lame. He may have bad writing but he's powers sort of put him in par with regular heroes who are not noticed much. As for Jubilee I have no Idea who she is other than the X-men parodies i saw in youtube so I'm taking you word for it.
@Decoy Elite said:
Lame seems to mean "I don't like" to some people. :P
Tis the problem with subjective adjectives.
That's why I'm trying to make this thread fair for those heroes called lame. Squirrel Girl might be lame but her feats speak otherwise. Even if she's a joke character in her universe she kicks ass and has a very good one herself
@Decoy Elite said:
@salamatsabi: Feats aren't all that matter about a character. Quite the opposite really.
I know but I consider it.
@salamatsabi:
Jubilee's power is she essentially makes fireworks come out of her hands. She was easily the most useless X-Men character ever created, and they later tried to develop on it by giving her electron manipulation or some other lame thing, but it failed miserably and nobody wanted to read her still.
So, because of all the vampire hype at the time (and still going on I suppose), they turned her into a vampire...and everybody still hated her, so they cured her vampirism.
Still, nobody likes Jubilee. Why? She complains, she's written poorly, she's never useful, she has a lame power (and if only they could just have her admit it to herself), and for the longest time I thought her only real super power was the ability to get kidnapped or put in danger and be in need of rescue.
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
@Floopay said:
@salamatsabi:
Jubilee's power is she essentially makes fireworks come out of her hands. She was easily the most useless X-Men character ever created, and they later tried to develop on it by giving her electron manipulation or some other lame thing, but it failed miserably and nobody wanted to read her still.
So, because of all the vampire hype at the time (and still going on I suppose), they turned her into a vampire...and everybody still hated her, so they cured her vampirism.
Still, nobody likes Jubilee. Why? She complains, she's written poorly, she's never useful, she has a lame power (and if only they could just have her admit it to herself), and for the longest time I thought her only real super power was the ability to get kidnapped or put in danger and be in need of rescue.
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
Ouch! She really is that bad huh. Fine she's lame but Rapeman is still lamer XD
@salamatsabi:
Okay, the next I'm torn on posting, because they were created to be so incredibly lame that they were awesome. It's a super hero team from a long time ago, and they were hilariously awful at being crime fighters....
Members:
Honestly, these guys were borderline racial stereotypes and they are awful. But they bring us such great moments like...
And let us not forget
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
@Floopay said:
@salamatsabi:
Okay, the next I'm torn on posting, because they were created to be so incredibly lame that they were awesome. It's a super hero team from a long time ago, and they were hilariously awful at being crime fighters....
Members:
- Sixpack - Heavy drinker, alcoholic, generally fights like a bad western bar fight. Broken bottles, chairs, etc. The drunk guy in the front on his knees
- Bueno Excellente - You think rapeman is bad? This guy was some creepy mexican porn star who was the world biggest pervert...and lets just say he used his "sexually inappropriateness" to defeat his opponents.... Creepy guy in the trenchcoat, second from the right.
- The Defenestrator - To defenestrate someone is to throw them through a window. So this guy carried a window around with him to throw people through or hit people with.... Guy with the window on the left
- Dogwelder - This guy welds dogs to people's faces. That's what he does, he has bear traps in his alleyway that he traps and kills dogs with, then runs around fighting crime by welding dogs to people's faces by some unknown mystical manner. Guy with the welding mask.
- Friendly Fire- The guy shot his teammates....often. Hence the name. He's the big guy in red, he was very powerful....except he couldn't hit an enemy because he was the worst marksman ever... He's the Big red guy with FF on his chest.
- Jean de Baton-Baton - The guy beat people with baguettes and spoke french. That was his entire character. He's the red/black stereotypical french guy in the center.
- Flemgem - He spit on people. It was gross, still is gross. Spit phlegm all over people. He's the green guy on the right.
- Shakes - The guy shook like a withdrawal victim. Was stated to have palsy, and was probably just scared to death when he fought crime. Guess which one he is.
Honestly, these guys were borderline racial stereotypes and they are awful. But they bring us such great moments like...
And let us not forget
Thanks for reading,
Floopay
O-O
I've heard of Dog wielder But the other guys kinda beat some of my heroes off the bat
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