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Yeah, So I was going to do one with God_Spawn, but I guess he is busy, so I'm sure Stealth_Warrior has the skills to pay the bills lol.

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#2  Edited By laflux

Try to tense a six pack

N!gga far from 2 Pac

In Reality N!gga’s wanking

Empty Nut Sac

Ebony porn, Black broads don’t like him

Of his peers, he is the least

This guy’s not a beast

With dreams of Cos-Play, comic-Con

Ziggler Titratron, admiring his abs

Knowing that he’s not wrong

Winning Lottery’s............ Concert VIP’s............... With Morrissey

I'll Stock an Odd Future

Though I’ll likely have none

Just wanna see Haley drop beats, make songs

Meet on a lonely street

My quarter life Centrepiece, go back in time

So I can replay these rhymes

Truth is I feel him,

I’m out of place, a Virus

Me myself and I, never us,

Stop trying to give a sh!t about not caring

F*cking Lies, fearing I’m tearing

To much emotion

Not enough lotion

Masturbate these notions.

Knowing dreams won’t ever pass

Finish just last

The snake starts to cry,

Tissues for my third eye.

@stealth_warrior your up.....

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@laflux:

N!gga,

I dont feel the thruth

in your words

Ive been quiet for to long

my truth should be heard.

Open the door,kid.

I aint playng around

I got Glock 37

3 clips,4 rounds.

I debate some more

than Cena & Eminem.

Ive beat da hole crowd

and Cena's chaingang.

Once i get my hands on you

you will be death.

Im worse than Krugger

and the whole cast of

Walking Dead.

Im a genius like Stewie Griffin and Reed Richards combined

i make words rhyme

and drop the whole 9.

Im more dangerous

than Rambo and Logan

on the hunt.

I hack and slash

and put a arrow to your head.

Now go back cryn to ya moma!

Stealth_Warrior,reprsenting.

Im out.

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#4  Edited By JakeN7

@laflux said:

To much emotion

Not enough lotion

Masturbate these notions.

/thread.

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@stealth_warrior:

Brah, dont care if you got 20 Glock's

Black B!tches, Chains, 36 Gold Block's,

In Place of your teeth,

N!gga, I fear I'm beneath,

Everyone, behind I lag,

My Jeans don't sag,

Lyrics of a Fag,

With Minimal Swag,

Trying to get his bars flowing,

Dick stopped growing,

Since 13 living, breathing, eating mediocrity,

Knowing deep inside success and I will never be,

Lyrics semi lyrical,

Thoughts fully quizzical,

Wondering where this agnostic,

Diverted, missed it, lost it

Questioning his sanity,

Sadness and shame hidden by vanity.

Kissing white strangers in corp,

This N!gga is a dork,

As he peers over masses stork-

Ing the next broad,

Drunken embrace,

Involuntary Boner,

African Loner,

Catches her Gaze,

Passion Blazes,

heart dark as his skin,

Wicked, filthy, dirty as sin,

Satan’s dustbin,

Briefly lights up,

At thoughtS of getting sucked,

off is his game,

His lines are the same

Smile only tamed,

By the start of the morning,

To start again,

Verses are boring.

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I got winner.

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#8  Edited By Wolverine008

To much emotion

Not enough lotion

Masturbate these notions.

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Interesting...

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@laflux: Gonna counter you tommorow.Have a good nigth sleep.

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#11  Edited By Stealth_Warrior

@laflux:

B**ch please

you got nothing on me.

I pay my bills

i have the skills

intellect second to none

my genius makes you

feel numb.

Youre so dumb.

If you want to talk

about mediocre

talk to any Geist

that wasent banned.

Bam Bam.

Hit you rigth there

with a bullet from

my Glock

so i can i talk the talk

and i can walk the walk

Ready,with my eyes on block,spoiler block

watching da clock

waiting for your time

to die

say goodbye

to lady die

you gonna be finishin

tonigth

your last line.

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You guys need record deals. I'll go get some contracts.

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#13  Edited By laflux

I got nothing on you, cool, that's fine

Your beat someone who didn't reach the finish line,

made the start gate, DNS, always late

to the party.

You said that your second to none,

its only me, the one,

Who calls himself scum and gets beats like a drum.

All your intellects makes me feel dumb,

Alone in the dead of night, in soiled sheets,

after giving his dick a final beat,

Slasher wrists, thoughts, feelings go Numb.

I'm a sad lonely hipster faggot who's depressed,

But when it comes to odd future I'm Obsessed,

Who Cries as B.O.B says he has none,

Who sighs when Sweatshirt makes an album,

Who dreams for a memo, line or verse

Knows he can't rap he's feeling worse.

Face it, to Tyler the creator, I'm a imitator

compared to Ace the Masturbator, I'm an innovator,

Haley is my hero, I still get bullied,

because its colossus that always gets to me.

beat by a tenth grader in competition,

Cause I'm six years behind, younger in wisdom,

I'm 21, wishing I was the 1, behind the 1 in 21 and 1

Instead I'm with slater, comparing guns,

in the looker room.

Eating cream buns, I'm a creampuff.

SHEILD protecting me from butt-stuff

Darren young.

I still have time to turn around,

Going to be a main event star........ no,

Jobber to the stars, to the midcard, no

Jobber, no, I'm released,

Hope has ceased,

I'm a bum,

who's had enough,

gone to get his neck strung.

@stealth_warrior

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@laflux:

Bro,

i know that pain is a b**ch

and life gives you away

like a snitch

but you cant be there and complain

that you dint win your game.

But,afther all

it is all rigth

cause you lose to me

and i acept you defeat.

Like a man that i am

i rap some more than

Will.I.Am and his little bitchy friend!

Whats his name?

Wait,dont tell me yet

cause i know his name

wait a second let me rub it in your face.

His name is Lil Wayne

his in the house his bringin pain

to some b**ches like you.

Bro,please you cant beat me.

You dont have consistensy

just inconsistensy

youre more like

Hugh Jackman Wolverine.

Nerfed 100%

Consistency 0 per sentance.

You try to do some

mad rhymes

but you dont even have the lines

i know you dont rap

you just set there fap

and Stealth over here

Im out.

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My gosh... THAT WAS TERRIBLE!

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Oh my...

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@Wolverine08: Voting Time.Chosse your winner and give a reason.

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Stealth Warrior stomps.

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#25  Edited By Stealth_Warrior
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you............. the weirdest rap showdown in Comic Vine history.

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Stealth stomp

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MonsterStomp

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Here comes MonsterStomp,

Coming down like lobsters, CHOMP,

I like to interfere because I'm a mothafar songster punk.

PEACE!

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Is there a rap battle sign up?

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#30  Edited By The_Deathstroker

Deathstroker is here to vote today

And honestly, I don't have much to say

Except a little something for that not so Stealthy Warrior

Hey b!tch, I hope you got a good lawyer

Because I am coming at you like a guided-missile destroyer.

I'm placing you under arrest for charges of linguistic murder

And by the time I'm done with you all you'll be able to do is be a birder.

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I'm not a rapper.

Laflux gets my vote.

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I'm not a rapper.

Damn, I wish I said that at the end of my post!

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@monsterstomp: Lmao.

I stoles it :/

From here:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg

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#34  Edited By The_Deathstroker

@monsterstomp: I thought so.

You just seem like that type.... Yo.

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I'm not a rapper.

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@monsterstomp: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That was my black people react. Heh.

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Bwahahahahahaha

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"intellect second to none

my genius makes you

feel numb.

Youre so dumb.

If you want to talk

about mediocre

talk to any Geist

that wasent banned."

I laughed at the intellect part.

I admit, my rap skills are mediocre, but that still makes them twice as good as yours :p

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@The_Deathstroker: A contact that knows how to get you a contract! That's totally what I meant. I wasn't auto corrected. Totally.

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@dagmar_merrill: Not sure if seriously thinks I'm good..... Or sarcastic....

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@dagmar_merrill: Not sure if talking about rap skills..... Or just overall.......

Either way, thanks. ;D

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@The_Deathstroker: We should a have a rap battle, snookums. It could be another one of those threads we do together as part of a series.

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@jaken7: I kinda suck at rapping tho... @dagmar_merrill: ....... Why not-... I like you, kid. I like you. *brofist*

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@The_Deathstroker: Me too. It's perfect. The two whitest kids on one of the blackest communities duking it out in a rap battle. It's goddamn poetic.