Yeah, So I was going to do one with God_Spawn, but I guess he is busy, so I'm sure Stealth_Warrior has the skills to pay the bills lol.
Laflux vs Stealth_Warrior Rap Battle
Try to tense a six pack
N!gga far from 2 Pac
In Reality N!gga’s wanking
Empty Nut Sac
Ebony porn, Black broads don’t like him
Of his peers, he is the least
This guy’s not a beast
With dreams of Cos-Play, comic-Con
Ziggler Titratron, admiring his abs
Knowing that he’s not wrong
Winning Lottery’s............ Concert VIP’s............... With Morrissey
I'll Stock an Odd Future
Though I’ll likely have none
Just wanna see Haley drop beats, make songs
Meet on a lonely street
My quarter life Centrepiece, go back in time
So I can replay these rhymes
Truth is I feel him,
I’m out of place, a Virus
Me myself and I, never us,
Stop trying to give a sh!t about not caring
F*cking Lies, fearing I’m tearing
To much emotion
Not enough lotion
Masturbate these notions.
Knowing dreams won’t ever pass
Finish just last
The snake starts to cry,
Tissues for my third eye.
@stealth_warrior your up.....
N!gga,
I dont feel the thruth
in your words
Ive been quiet for to long
my truth should be heard.
Open the door,kid.
I aint playng around
I got Glock 37
3 clips,4 rounds.
I debate some more
than Cena & Eminem.
Ive beat da hole crowd
and Cena's chaingang.
Once i get my hands on you
you will be death.
Im worse than Krugger
and the whole cast of
Walking Dead.
Im a genius like Stewie Griffin and Reed Richards combined
i make words rhyme
and drop the whole 9.
Im more dangerous
than Rambo and Logan
on the hunt.
I hack and slash
and put a arrow to your head.
Now go back cryn to ya moma!
Stealth_Warrior,reprsenting.
Im out.
Brah, dont care if you got 20 Glock's
Black B!tches, Chains, 36 Gold Block's,
In Place of your teeth,
N!gga, I fear I'm beneath,
Everyone, behind I lag,
My Jeans don't sag,
Lyrics of a Fag,
With Minimal Swag,
Trying to get his bars flowing,
Dick stopped growing,
Since 13 living, breathing, eating mediocrity,
Knowing deep inside success and I will never be,
Lyrics semi lyrical,
Thoughts fully quizzical,
Wondering where this agnostic,
Diverted, missed it, lost it
Questioning his sanity,
Sadness and shame hidden by vanity.
Kissing white strangers in corp,
This N!gga is a dork,
As he peers over masses stork-
Ing the next broad,
Drunken embrace,
Involuntary Boner,
African Loner,
Catches her Gaze,
Passion Blazes,
heart dark as his skin,
Wicked, filthy, dirty as sin,
Satan’s dustbin,
Briefly lights up,
At thoughtS of getting sucked,
off is his game,
His lines are the same
Smile only tamed,
By the start of the morning,
To start again,
Verses are boring.
@dccomicsrule2011@vance_astro@king_saturn@god_spawn what do you think so far?
@laflux: Gonna counter you tommorow.Have a good nigth sleep.
B**ch please
you got nothing on me.
I pay my bills
i have the skills
intellect second to none
my genius makes you
feel numb.
Youre so dumb.
If you want to talk
about mediocre
talk to any Geist
that wasent banned.
Bam Bam.
Hit you rigth there
with a bullet from
my Glock
so i can i talk the talk
and i can walk the walk
Ready,with my eyes on block,spoiler block
watching da clock
waiting for your time
to die
say goodbye
to lady die
you gonna be finishin
tonigth
your last line.
I got nothing on you, cool, that's fine
Your beat someone who didn't reach the finish line,
made the start gate, DNS, always late
to the party.
You said that your second to none,
its only me, the one,
Who calls himself scum and gets beats like a drum.
All your intellects makes me feel dumb,
Alone in the dead of night, in soiled sheets,
after giving his dick a final beat,
Slasher wrists, thoughts, feelings go Numb.
I'm a sad lonely hipster faggot who's depressed,
But when it comes to odd future I'm Obsessed,
Who Cries as B.O.B says he has none,
Who sighs when Sweatshirt makes an album,
Who dreams for a memo, line or verse
Knows he can't rap he's feeling worse.
Face it, to Tyler the creator, I'm a imitator
compared to Ace the Masturbator, I'm an innovator,
Haley is my hero, I still get bullied,
because its colossus that always gets to me.
beat by a tenth grader in competition,
Cause I'm six years behind, younger in wisdom,
I'm 21, wishing I was the 1, behind the 1 in 21 and 1
Instead I'm with slater, comparing guns,
in the looker room.
Eating cream buns, I'm a creampuff.
SHEILD protecting me from butt-stuff
Darren young.
I still have time to turn around,
Going to be a main event star........ no,
Jobber to the stars, to the midcard, no
Jobber, no, I'm released,
Hope has ceased,
I'm a bum,
who's had enough,
gone to get his neck strung.
Bro,
i know that pain is a b**ch
and life gives you away
like a snitch
but you cant be there and complain
that you dint win your game.
But,afther all
it is all rigth
cause you lose to me
and i acept you defeat.
Like a man that i am
i rap some more than
Will.I.Am and his little bitchy friend!
Whats his name?
Wait,dont tell me yet
cause i know his name
wait a second let me rub it in your face.
His name is Lil Wayne
his in the house his bringin pain
to some b**ches like you.
Bro,please you cant beat me.
You dont have consistensy
just inconsistensy
youre more like
Hugh Jackman Wolverine.
Nerfed 100%
Consistency 0 per sentance.
You try to do some
mad rhymes
but you dont even have the lines
i know you dont rap
you just set there fap
and Stealth over here
Im out.
I could do more, but I would like to go to a vote now :P
@laflux: Yeah lets get to votes.
@scorpion2501: Would you like to give your vote,please?
@stealth_warrior: Maybe, I need to read it all first.
@Bruxae: Care to give a vote?
@Wolverine08: Voting Time.Chosse your winner and give a reason.
@Frozen: Thank you!*bows down*
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you............. the weirdest rap showdown in Comic Vine history.
Here comes MonsterStomp,
Coming down like lobsters, CHOMP,
I like to interfere because I'm a mothafar songster punk.
PEACE!
Deathstroker is here to vote today
And honestly, I don't have much to say
Except a little something for that not so Stealthy Warrior
Hey b!tch, I hope you got a good lawyer
Because I am coming at you like a guided-missile destroyer.
I'm placing you under arrest for charges of linguistic murder
And by the time I'm done with you all you'll be able to do is be a birder.
.
.
.
I'm not a rapper.
Laflux gets my vote.
I'm not a rapper.
Damn, I wish I said that at the end of my post!
@monsterstomp: Lmao.
I stoles it :/
From here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x35P2wTX0zg
@The_Deathstroker: Yeah I've seen em all. Lol.
@monsterstomp: I thought so.
You just seem like that type.... Yo.
.
.
.
I'm not a rapper.
@The_Deathstroker: Boom bam bop, bada bop boom.... POW!
@monsterstomp: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
That was my black people react. Heh.
"intellect second to none
my genius makes you
feel numb.
Youre so dumb.
If you want to talk
about mediocre
talk to any Geist
that wasent banned."
I laughed at the intellect part.
I admit, my rap skills are mediocre, but that still makes them twice as good as yours :p
@The_Deathstroker: Why don't you have a contact yet?
@dagmar_merrill: A contact?
@The_Deathstroker: A contact that knows how to get you a contract! That's totally what I meant. I wasn't auto corrected. Totally.
Bwahahahahahaha
@dagmar_merrill: Not sure if seriously thinks I'm good..... Or sarcastic....
@The_Deathstroker: I think you're hilarious.
@dagmar_merrill: Not sure if talking about rap skills..... Or just overall.......
Either way, thanks. ;D
@The_Deathstroker: Why not both?
@The_Deathstroker: We should a have a rap battle, snookums. It could be another one of those threads we do together as part of a series.
@jaken7: I kinda suck at rapping tho... @dagmar_merrill: ....... Why not-... I like you, kid. I like you. *brofist*
@The_Deathstroker: Me too. It's perfect. The two whitest kids on one of the blackest communities duking it out in a rap battle. It's goddamn poetic.
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