Kurt Angle and John Cena (fake wrestlers) vs Kimbo Slice

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#1  Edited By Wildbobbycarter

Who wins?

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#2  Edited By King_Saturn
this would be hilarious to watch happen in real life...... 
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#3  Edited By Ruvik_

KIMBO IS ONLY GOOD IN STREET HE KEEP LOSING IN UFC

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#4  Edited By Wildbobbycarter
@StrikeDown said:
KIMBO IS ONLY GOOD IN STREET HE KEEP LOSING IN UFC
yeah, he lost to the korean and white guy.
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#5  Edited By King_Saturn
Kimbo was funny to watch fight though in UFC
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#6  Edited By GundamHeavyarms

Kimbo got K.O. ed in 14 seconds by some pink haired karate dude.

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#7  Edited By Dreadmaster

Kurt Angle is actually a real wrestler. O_o

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#8  Edited By cyberninja

They are all lame. 

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#9  Edited By ssejllenrad
Kimbo is underrated... People forget, he did bring down EliteXC all by himself.. Nyehehehehe! OK yeah he got KO'ed 14 seconds into a fight from a man that had just hours of notice that he'd fight the "face of the company"... But still... Bringing down EliteXC... What a feat! :D
 
@dreadmaster
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Kurt Angle is actually a real wrestler. O_o
So true... And an Olympic gold medalist at that!
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#10  Edited By jeanlucpicard

Idk what kind of training Cena has. SO idk what he can do. 
 
Kurt on the other hand can throw kimbo into a submission hold. 
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#11  Edited By ssejllenrad
@cyberninja said:
They are all lame. 
How is Kurt lame?
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#12  Edited By Kastiel

I think Kurt could take it. Doubt John could do anything.

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#13  Edited By cyberninja
@ssejllenrad said:
@cyberninja said:
They are all lame. 
How is Kurt lame?
I think I'm the only one who remembers his rap battles with John Cena. 
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#14  Edited By ssejllenrad
@cyberninja said:
@ssejllenrad said:
@cyberninja said:
They are all lame. 
How is Kurt lame?
I think I'm the only one who remembers his rap battles with John Cena. 
Awww f*ck man! Now I remember! Nyehehehe! Yeah those rap battles (more like kindergarten rhyme battles) were pretty awful. :D
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#15  Edited By GTG12

Kurt wins it for them.
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#16  Edited By cyberninja
@ssejllenrad said:
@cyberninja said:
@ssejllenrad said:
@cyberninja said:
They are all lame. 
How is Kurt lame?
I think I'm the only one who remembers his rap battles with John Cena. 
Awww f*ck man! Now I remember! Nyehehehe! Yeah those rap battles (more like kindergarten rhyme battles) were pretty awful. :D
I hate myself for even remembering that, I thought I blocked that from my memory :(
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#17  Edited By ssejllenrad
@cyberninja: You think you gettin off that easily? I'm makin you remember them details man! 
 
Cena:  
You forgotten John Cena, you got rocks in your brain? 
Your gold was out 96, you need to sport a steel chain 
You and Brock are close friends, Big Show he needs a bra 
That's not a triple threat match, Kurt, that's menage a trois! 
And by the time you wrestle, it will be an empty arena 
The main event in vengeance, is Undertaker-Cena!
 
Angle: 
My name is Kurt Angle, what the heck 
I gotta gold medal in my mothafreaking neck 
You betta step up cause we ain't friends 
I'm movin all up like the jeffersons 
You don't scare me no no no 
I may suck but you just blow
 
Cena: It's obvious you, and the rest of these white boys out here never majored in thuganomics. 
Angle (hugs Cena): Well you obviously haven't majored in huganomics. (EASTSIDE!) 
 
Nyahahahahahahaha!
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#18  Edited By the_stegman  Moderator
@ssejllenrad:  
 
 
  
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#19  Edited By BiteMe-Fanboy

Kurt solos.

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#20  Edited By cyberninja
@ssejllenrad: You are so mean! 
 
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#21  Edited By ssejllenrad
@cyberninja: Peace friend! :D
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#22  Edited By cyberninja
@ssejllenrad: lol 
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#23  Edited By mikethekiller

since kurt angle won an olympic gold metal in freestyle wrestling and kimbo has little to no ground game I'd have to say kurt would win this 

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#24  Edited By Wildbobbycarter

I thought any mexican can beat kurt angle ;/

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#25  Edited By progenitorigin

Kurt Angle isn't a fake wrestler.  Before he joined up with WWE, he won the Olympic gold metal for wrestling.  That being said, if Kurt can take Kimbo down without being punched first, Kurt solo's.
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Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.

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#27  Edited By King_Saturn
@The Stegman said:
@ssejllenrad:  
 
 
  
lmmfao
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#28  Edited By ssejllenrad
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.
When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
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@ssejllenrad said:
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.
When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
On the WWE looker rooms for all i know, Yoshi Tatsu also kicked the sorry but of Sheamus and Jericho kicked the sorry butt of Goldberg. 
But Goldber loves Jericho and are good friend since that day, even they talke high of each other, weird.
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#30  Edited By King_Saturn
Chris Jericho beat Goldberg ?
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#31  Edited By Green Skin
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
@ssejllenrad said:
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.
When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
On the WWE looker rooms for all i know, Yoshi Tatsu also kicked the sorry but of Sheamus and Jericho kicked the sorry butt of Goldberg. But Goldber loves Jericho and are good friend since that day, even they talke high of each other, weird.
Bollocks, you have to have some proof for a wild claim like that. 
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#32  Edited By ssejllenrad
@Green Skin said:
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
@ssejllenrad said:
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:
Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.
When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
On the WWE looker rooms for all i know, Yoshi Tatsu also kicked the sorry but of Sheamus and Jericho kicked the sorry butt of Goldberg. But Goldber loves Jericho and are good friend since that day, even they talke high of each other, weird.
Bollocks, you have to have some proof for a wild claim like that. 
I've heard of the Jericho-Goldberg incident as well. As for proof, I don't think anyone can just give it since it happened backstage. And it is plausible seeing Bill is prone to injury.
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@ssejllenrad@Green Skin@King Saturn:There is evidence about Jericho Golberg 
  
  
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#34  Edited By King_Saturn
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@ssejllenrad@Green Skin@King Saturn:There is evidence about Jericho Golberg 
  
  
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#36  Edited By Westlife

Kurt can take advantage of John getting pummeled and wrestle Kimbo into submission. He was actually an olympic wrestler, apparently.

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@Westlife said:
Kurt can take advantage of John getting pummeled and wrestle Kimbo into submission. He was actually an olympic wrestler, apparently.
He won a gold medal at Attlanta 94 if i remember well.
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#38  Edited By armylife1124

Kimbo from 10 years ago could hold his own, but now Angle or Cena could stomp him!

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#39  Edited By ssejllenrad
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Kimbo from 10 years ago could hold his own, but now Angle or Cena could stomp him!
Maybe Angle couldn't hold his own as well? I mean when was the last time he really wrestled? Not challenging. Just asking. As for Cena. The roids would of course give him the advantage.
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#40  Edited By TheCerealKillz
@DeathpooltheT1000:  
 
Im sorry, but what's so good about Goldberg? I dont know anything about him. 
 
EDIT- Oh shit, I read that as Goldust.
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#41  Edited By ssejllenrad
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@DeathpooltheT1000:   Im sorry, but what's so good about Goldberg? I dont know anything about him.  EDIT- Oh shit, I read that as Goldust.
You insult Goldberg? You're next!!!!! >:D
  I'm not saying you're dissing him by saying "what's so great" about him.. It's by mistaking him for this... ummm... guy? Nyehehe!
 
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#42  Edited By TheCerealKillz
@ssejllenrad said:
@TheCerealKillz said:
@DeathpooltheT1000:   Im sorry, but what's so good about Goldberg? I dont know anything about him.  EDIT- Oh shit, I read that as Goldust.
You insult Goldberg? You're next!!!!! >:D
  I'm not saying you're dissing him by saying "what's so great" about him.. It's by mistaking him for this... ummm... guy? Nyehehe!
 
I actually thought Goldberg just came back to the WWE with the new gimmick....
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#43  Edited By Dex_Starr

Kurt Angle is a real wrestler, not a phony like Cena is

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#44  Edited By Bugs Bunny

All fairness, Cena has physical strength so he's not completely worthless,he should hold his own long enough to provide good distraction. Kimbo will have lots of trouble fending him off while going up against Kurt's olympic level wrestling skills.
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#45  Edited By King_Saturn
heh... wow, so much for Goldberg being a real badass I guess... lol
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@King Saturn said:
heh... wow, so much for Goldberg being a real badass I guess... lol
Change Goldberg fo Jericho and yes it is.
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It's two-on-one (Te-he...) you do the math.
Kurt won the gold in Atlanta with a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!
Sure, it was 15 years ago, but he still knows how to wrestle. He is actually traing for a comeback in the London 2012 Olympics.

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@MagnusTheMagnificent said:
It's two-on-one (Te-he...) you do the math.
Kurt won the gold in Atlanta with a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK! Sure, it was 15 years ago, but he still knows how to wrestle. He is actually traing for a comeback in the London 2012 Olympics.
HOLYCRAP THAT IS AWESOME!!!!