Who wins?
Kurt Angle and John Cena (fake wrestlers) vs Kimbo Slice
KIMBO IS ONLY GOOD IN STREET HE KEEP LOSING IN UFCyeah, he lost to the korean and white guy.
@dreadmaster said:
Kurt Angle is actually a real wrestler. O_oSo true... And an Olympic gold medalist at that!
Idk what kind of training Cena has. SO idk what he can do.
Kurt on the other hand can throw kimbo into a submission hold.
@cyberninja said:I think I'm the only one who remembers his rap battles with John Cena.They are all lame.How is Kurt lame?
@ssejllenrad said:Awww f*ck man! Now I remember! Nyehehehe! Yeah those rap battles (more like kindergarten rhyme battles) were pretty awful. :D@cyberninja said:I think I'm the only one who remembers his rap battles with John Cena.They are all lame.How is Kurt lame?
@cyberninja said:I hate myself for even remembering that, I thought I blocked that from my memory :(@ssejllenrad said:Awww f*ck man! Now I remember! Nyehehehe! Yeah those rap battles (more like kindergarten rhyme battles) were pretty awful. :D@cyberninja said:I think I'm the only one who remembers his rap battles with John Cena.They are all lame.How is Kurt lame?
Cena:
You forgotten John Cena, you got rocks in your brain?
Your gold was out 96, you need to sport a steel chain
You and Brock are close friends, Big Show he needs a bra
That's not a triple threat match, Kurt, that's menage a trois!
And by the time you wrestle, it will be an empty arena
The main event in vengeance, is Undertaker-Cena!
Angle:
My name is Kurt Angle, what the heck
I gotta gold medal in my mothafreaking neck
You betta step up cause we ain't friends
I'm movin all up like the jeffersons
You don't scare me no no no
I may suck but you just blow
Cena: It's obvious you, and the rest of these white boys out here never majored in thuganomics.
Angle (hugs Cena): Well you obviously haven't majored in huganomics. (EASTSIDE!)
Nyahahahahahahaha!
since kurt angle won an olympic gold metal in freestyle wrestling and kimbo has little to no ground game I'd have to say kurt would win this
Kurt Angle isn't a fake wrestler. Before he joined up with WWE, he won the Olympic gold metal for wrestling. That being said, if Kurt can take Kimbo down without being punched first, Kurt solo's.
Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.
Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:On the WWE looker rooms for all i know, Yoshi Tatsu also kicked the sorry but of Sheamus and Jericho kicked the sorry butt of Goldberg.Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
But Goldber loves Jericho and are good friend since that day, even they talke high of each other, weird.
@ssejllenrad said:Bollocks, you have to have some proof for a wild claim like that.@DeathpooltheT1000 said:On the WWE looker rooms for all i know, Yoshi Tatsu also kicked the sorry but of Sheamus and Jericho kicked the sorry butt of Goldberg. But Goldber loves Jericho and are good friend since that day, even they talke high of each other, weird.Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:I've heard of the Jericho-Goldberg incident as well. As for proof, I don't think anyone can just give it since it happened backstage. And it is plausible seeing Bill is prone to injury.@ssejllenrad said:Bollocks, you have to have some proof for a wild claim like that.@DeathpooltheT1000 said:On the WWE looker rooms for all i know, Yoshi Tatsu also kicked the sorry but of Sheamus and Jericho kicked the sorry butt of Goldberg. But Goldber loves Jericho and are good friend since that day, even they talke high of each other, weird.Kurt Anglebeated Brock Lesnar in real life, since Lesnar could win the UFC champioship, it means Angle destroy Kimbo and Cena, later goes an destroy HHH.When did this happen? Freestyle wrestling?
@ssejllenrad: @Green Skin: @King Saturn:There is evidence about Jericho Golberg
@DeathpooltheT1000 said:I can beat that picture, with the ultimate weapon, the CORNETTE FACE!!!@ssejllenrad: @Green Skin: @King Saturn:There is evidence about Jericho Golberg
Kurt can take advantage of John getting pummeled and wrestle Kimbo into submission. He was actually an olympic wrestler, apparently.He won a gold medal at Attlanta 94 if i remember well.
Kimbo from 10 years ago could hold his own, but now Angle or Cena could stomp him!Maybe Angle couldn't hold his own as well? I mean when was the last time he really wrestled? Not challenging. Just asking. As for Cena. The roids would of course give him the advantage.
Im sorry, but what's so good about Goldberg? I dont know anything about him.
EDIT- Oh shit, I read that as Goldust.
@DeathpooltheT1000: Im sorry, but what's so good about Goldberg? I dont know anything about him. EDIT- Oh shit, I read that as Goldust.You insult Goldberg? You're next!!!!! >:D
@TheCerealKillz said:I actually thought Goldberg just came back to the WWE with the new gimmick....@DeathpooltheT1000: Im sorry, but what's so good about Goldberg? I dont know anything about him. EDIT- Oh shit, I read that as Goldust.You insult Goldberg? You're next!!!!! >:DI'm not saying you're dissing him by saying "what's so great" about him.. It's by mistaking him for this... ummm... guy? Nyehehe!
All fairness, Cena has physical strength so he's not completely worthless,he should hold his own long enough to provide good distraction. Kimbo will have lots of trouble fending him off while going up against Kurt's olympic level wrestling skills.
heh... wow, so much for Goldberg being a real badass I guess... lolChange Goldberg fo Jericho and yes it is.
It's two-on-one (Te-he...) you do the math.
Kurt won the gold in Atlanta with a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!
Sure, it was 15 years ago, but he still knows how to wrestle. He is actually traing for a comeback in the London 2012 Olympics.
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